First 3 good jokes get repped

the one about betting was a good one nice cc well i'd like to say this is a joke but it a true story here's how it went down.my girl friend and i went to the fair and we walked up to a guy talking and a crowd of people standing around him.

so i told her lets go see whats going on.so when we walked up the guy had the men in the group standing in a line when he saw me and asked if i wanted to join the contest. i said what is it he said the man who has the biggest c%$k would when this motorcycle. i said ok so the first guy droped his pants and it was 9inches. then the 2nd guy was 13. the 3rd guy was 16!!

so it was my turn and my g/f said to me your not really gonna do this are u. and i looked at here and said it's ok hun im just gonna pull out enough to win:)