Waiting for parents to go 2 sleep

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Originally Posted by CoMfOrTaBlYnUmB420

whenever i go to the abandoned school across the street where me and my friends chill and smoke in this field i have to leave my tv on, stuff my bed to look like im there, then i climb out my second story bedroom window, which faces a main street. then i run across the street and my friend and i will smoke a bowl. i havent tried getting back in the window high:jointsmile:, but usually i open the sliding door downstairs so when i come home i just open that and slide back in my house and chill downstairs. my parents dont usually wake up at night and they dont care that i make pizza pockets at 3 in the morning so its all good :thumbsup:

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One time I snuck out of my basement window (Which was hard as fuck cuz it was basically right under the cieling)

and when I came back in at like 5 am I fuckin broke it.....

I got caught.

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

You sound pretty stealthy, just don't get complacent.

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Ya, you sound like a ninja stoner. I'm lucky enough that even though my roommates say no to smoking I can just climb out on my roof and smoke at night. During the day I just go on a walk.

Starting August 1 I'll be able to smoke in my bathroom cus I'll have my own :D

Yeah my routine is a little different. I dont really have to leave the house if i just want to smoke before bed, my mom knows i chief and is basically, well i guess not happy about it, but allows it because she knows that it helps me and shit... But when i want to go out to chill with people or something, my routine is usually the same. I turn on the music in my room, you know grateful dead or whatever, i dont gotta stuff my bed, but then i just walk downstairs quietly, if im using the car i will turn the stove fan on low to keep the dogs from barking at the doors closing and the bass and shit haha, but i just usually slide out through the sliding door in back, walk around the side of the house, get in the car and roll out. Kinda easy i guess...

I would smoke out of my window - but its like 15ft away from the main street and it's facing all the other houses. I' kinda sketch about it because I know one of my neighbors is really fuckin wierd and like patrols the neighborhood at night and shit - cuz hes usually around the neighborhood park with his flashlight like at 2am........ hes really strange.... even my mom thinks hes got issues.

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Originally Posted by onequestion

5 just go into the bathroom and pretend to to take a shower. BEfore you start smoking wait for steam to start coming from the shower, then put a towel at the crack f the door and just blow out the window. I do it all the time and never get caught. The steam totally kills the smell. Maybe spray some freshner after if ur not sure but wut ur doing seems like too much to me. For bonus points use a doob tube when u blow out the window but i dont that cuz what im doing works prettyfine. Also start burning sage, if she ever smells something just blame it on the sage cuz they have simialar smells. It has beenvery effective for me.

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Omg, I do that allmost everyday, lol.

To be honest, if your parents sleep soundly, you can pull off smoking in your room quite easily. All you need is a fan, some febreeze, and a tiny bit of incense... Just smoke what youre smoking, put the fan in the window run it for a few minutes, take that down burn a teeny bit of incense (like a half inch off of a stick) and then spray some febreeze. shouldnt smell at all in the morning. you do need a towel under the door and in any vents though.

like a fucking bankjob. It sucks having parents who are smart.

I just pull out a bag from my drawer, pack a bowl on my desk put it in the bong which is underneath my desk and smoke.

I normally use incense cause my parents know the smell but turn a blind eye if the incense is on.

Why not do it after a shower?

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Originally Posted by JimmyBoy20

[align=center]I wanna go smoke out of my bowl seeing that I still have a good amount of Purp left and don't have anything to do 2[/align]nite. but I can't until my parents go to sleep or at least go to their room.
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This is the shit I have to do to smoke at my house:[/align]

-I have no doorknob on my bedroom door because I already got caught smoking - from my brother fucking TXT messages he left on his phone - anyways

- I have to leave the computer light on in my room and slowly sneak out seeing that my parents room is right across from mine

-close door and walk down to kitchen

-once in the dark kitchen I have to slowly unlock the basement door and creep my way down 2 or three steps and shut the door b4 I put the stairway lights on.

-Once at the bottom of the steps I turn off the stair lights and turn the basement lights to a light dim.

- I then proceed to the workroom where I can break and pack the weed into a bowl.

-Once the bowl is packed I then proceed to clean the area - ( this will be nearly impossible to do while stoned or it just takes forever.)

- I then slowly exit the door in my basement to the outside area which is under my porch.

-Once Im outside I close the door, but not all the way just so it sticks and looks closed from far away.

-I stand under my porch and stare into the night allowing enuf time for my eyes to adjust to the darkness.

-Once I can actually see I then go to my smoking spot on the side of my house.

-I smoke and then silently creep up back to my room

basically I repeat this process every night - Ive been doing it for like a month so I got pretty smooth at it. - If I decide to smoke out of a bong the list has a couple more steps.

It is 10:26 right now and my parents are still in their room but not really asleep because I can still hear them talking and getting rdy for bed. but at about 11pm or so if I think it is safe ill sneak down.


ne1 else have to go thru shit like this? - I feel it would be so amazing to live at my own place and just smoke at my computer desk or sumthing in peace!

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mine is definately not as intricate as yours. i live with just my mom (she knows i smoke btw, she doesnt approve, but she knows she cant stop me) and all i have to do is wait for her to go to bed, pack a bowl in my room, and i can leave as soon as she shuts the door, although i wait a minute or so. i just open my door quietly and walk to my front door, open that quietly without shutting it all the way, go to the back of my house where my bedroom window is.. smoke a bowl or light up a j, come back in the house, lock everything up, go back in my room, or ill go on the computer which is in the living room. probably have a snack or someting.. sometimes i just smoke in my room when shes asleep tho, and blow my hits out the window. it still smells like weed in the morning tho when she comes in so i try not to do that too often. she always knows when i smoke in my room, unless shes at work. because then i have time to air it out, about 1 hour or so..

just wait for my parents to go to sleep than smog out my closet
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vaporizer.... or just use a 1 hitter! in your room then if you hold it it long enough... you cant even tell!!!