SNEAKING OUT

I just stick my entire torso out the windows with a fat ass salad bowl in hand and toke up in 10 min I'm back in my window and baked

I think I have the worst house ever for sneak outs because everything in the whole house creaks extrememly loudly.
If my mum is awake I go outside to my shed to smoke it and say I was on the trampoline. Of course I have the shed door open so im not getting covered in smoked plus the chewing gum and deodrant I use.
If she's asleep I usually roll up at the computer table...my mum is pretty heavy set so she cant sneak up on me or anything. I smoke either at the backdoor, or out the bathroom window. Making sure the joint is always held outside the window. But years of sneaking about have trained me well, I know all the creaks in the house...what they are...so some creaks alert me if somebodies coming(usually I know before my mum or sister have left there bedrooms).....hmmmm maybe a creaky house isnt that bad.....:wtf:

(yeah I cant help rambling on a bit....it's just ive got so much to say on the subjects its unbelievable...most other forums im on I post a few lines and im done)

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Originally Posted by shadowfox

That's right, deny everything :) If you can't think of a good excuse, never give in and admit it. Just deny it. You'll be amazed at the power of denial.

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My mum had found a few finished joints in the toilet last night(I had wrapped them in toilet roll and flushed them away but only the toilet roll flushed) and confronted me about it. I said I knew nothing about them....she got so confused as to where they came from and just left me alone.

to toke, i just burn incense, blow the smoke out the window, and im good. but sneaking out is fun

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Originally Posted by pass_the_dubbie

I think I have the worst house ever for sneak outs because everything in the whole house creaks extrememly loudly.
If my mum is awake I go outside to my shed to smoke it and say I was on the trampoline. Of course I have the shed door open so im not getting covered in smoked plus the chewing gum and deodrant I use.
If she's asleep I usually roll up at the computer table...my mum is pretty heavy set so she cant sneak up on me or anything. I smoke either at the backdoor, or out the bathroom window. Making sure the joint is always held outside the window. But years of sneaking about have trained me well, I know all the creaks in the house...what they are...so some creaks alert me if somebodies coming(usually I know before my mum or sister have left there bedrooms).....hmmmm maybe a creaky house isnt that bad.....:wtf:

(yeah I cant help rambling on a bit....it's just ive got so much to say on the subjects its unbelievable...most other forums im on I post a few lines and im done)


My mum had found a few finished joints in the toilet last night(I had wrapped them in toilet roll and flushed them away but only the toilet roll flushed) and confronted me about it. I said I knew nothing about them....she got so confused as to where they came from and just left me alone.

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Same here. My house is creaky too and i know where all the creak spots are. Its like a warning system.

But i really never sneak out. I just wait til my parents go to bed and i toke up in the bathroom. We sleep on different floors so i dont have to worry about them hearing anything or smelling anything since i blow all the smoke into the exhaust fan.

i usually say im taking the dog for a walk, smoke a spliff, come home baked:jointsmile:

other than that i just have one out of my window when the 'rents have gone to bed... god i love green :stoned:

woo first post!!

"Hey mom, I'm goin skatin"
*Leaves through the garage door with bong in hand*
*Smokes and returns through the garage door, walks upstairs, puts bong in closet*

My mom is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

As for sneaking out of my house?

*Walks downstairs and out the front door*

Man you guys have all these routines n shit, all I ever had to do was walk out the front door!

I think ide be stoned and wonder why in the world do i have a walkie talkie in my hand *Roger*

lol

Now that I'm back in my parent's house (helping around the house while my father recovers from an injury) I smoke at night after they go to sleep. I will roll/pack up and go outside. If it's windows open weather I will smoke in my Jeep, windshield high setting for the HVAC. If it's windows closed weather I will just smoke at the end of my driveway or walk down the sidewalk. If for some reason I'm questioned I will tell my parent that I was out smoking a cig or making a telephone call. Start smoking cigs and you've got a free pass to go outside whenever you want. Ha. Same method since I started smoking herb in HS about 8 or 9 years ago.