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When i was in high school me and a friend ditched a class to go smoke a few bowls out of his bong, we went back to school and went to lunch. the lunch lady asked for his lunch number and he said fries. when she asked him again we both laughed so hard that everyone in the line was looking at us
It was churchnight for mee... earlier that day i had done some dex.m and about an hour before leaving for church i smoked a bown out of my homemade piece....................
i was sooo. dancy at church. i had went to he bathroom.... and started oppin around.., baaa chik a waa waa ...... then the door started to open so i stopped.real fast. and scted like i was pulling my socks back up my legs.. washed hands and left... i was sooo fuckin b-lazed\\\
then after i got home i put hy head phones on and blared iron maiden.................
Every saturday for me is jammed with these sorts of moments.. its glorious :D
Maybe i'll write a book someday...
These are really funny..........makes me not feel so bad.
Two more
Two friends and I were eating in a restaurant after smoking, and my friend ordered a chicken sandwich, and asked the waitress "does it have any meat?" She meant to ask if it had bones, but said meat instead, and then we all cracked up and the waitress was looking at us like we were crazy.
I have also sat through a red light cycle, has anyone else done this? You know, the light is red, and then you catch a glimpse of green, but you didn't go, then it is red again. We also laughed about that, but I don't think the cars behind us found any amusement. (but they didn't beep at us either)
Hahahhahahaha, best stoner stories, illbejustfine!
Incidentally, my name's Brett and I also smoke with my cousin a lot....
Weird.
Haha. I ditched school and smoked a few bowls out of a clay pipe. I had ceramics 1st period. We made it in that class. It was WET clay but still smoked well. When we were done my friend "sasquatch" (he's 6 foot 6) threw it at a brick wall and it stuck to the wall! Anyway we walked back to school at lunchtime and it wasnt my lunch period because there are 2. anyway so i dont have a class until another 45 minutes but i have nothin to do. so i meet up witha friend and he tells me to chill in the bathroom and wait. so i go in the bathroom before lunch is over and i go into the stall and im listenin and some people are havin sex in the stall next to me. lol anyway i just chilled in there till my next class and listened to music. I was listenin to some KMK and Kingspade.
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Originally Posted by GonzoForever
lol man i def feel ya on that it happens to me alot
I took a drink of rubbing alcohol, thinking it was a soda. I had it in my mouth knowing it was rubbing alcohol, but i was so baked I swallowed it not wanting to spit that crap out on a carpet i just bought. . . . .it was terrible. . .:stoned:
good damn thread :rastasmoke:
I have three to tell?
Story 1:
My friend and I (I was driving) were driving down the road smoking a blunt of haze. The car is fish bowled and we??re getting to the end of the b, and I tell him to look in my console to grab the roach clips. In the process of finding the roach clips, he drops the blunt between my seat and the console? I pull over so he could get out and find the roach. Without thinking or taking the clips off his lap, he jumps out in a frantic search for the smoldering blunt? well he finds the blunt and loses the clips? we laughed about it the entire ride home.
Story 2:
My friend was driving and I was in the passengers seat. We have nearly ¾ of a blunt when I go to ash it out the window (dumb cavaliers engineers don??t put ashtrays in their rides) and he hit??s a bump. There goes the blunt sailing out the window? I have him come to a screeching halt. I get out of the car and I can see the smoking blunt in the road. All of a sudden, my worst nightmare comes around the corner? a white SUV? out of all the road it could have driven on it somehow manages to hit the blunt with it??s front right tire! What are the odds?! Long story short? it was the first blunt I smoked that resembled a brown credit card.
Story 3:
I was blazing with the same friend that I mentioned in story 2. We were going down a back road by my place. We were a bowl and a half deep? when something made me look to my right? it was a man sitting at a picnic table playing with a 3 foot chimp! I thought I was tripping. I asked my friend, ??did you see that?? He replied, ??see what??, I said, ??there was a man playing with a monkey back there!? He refused to believe it. I nearly locked the breaks and pulled a u-turn like you??d see in an action movie? sure enough the guy was still out there with that chimp! We laughed about that shit the rest of the cruise. To this day we still talk about the Monkey Man.