Bacon is a Vegetarians worst nightmare...
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Bacon is a Vegetarians worst nightmare...
bad ass bacon
I can take bacon or leave it. It really depends on my situation and the mood i'm in.
I can eat it for breakfast, but I certainly won't eat it at fast foods at all (with Carl's Jr being the only exception).
bacon is the goods for sure
a couple of years ago my daughter and I were reading Charlottes Web. One morning she made the connection that this bacon she was eating used to be a pig like Wilbur, and I was ready for her to freak out a little cause she's a real softie for animals.
She said, 'Mom, so pigs get cut up to make bacon?'
I told her yes
She pondered it a minute, smiled and said, 'Pigs taste reallly good'
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I donâ??t eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, thatâ??s all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know â??cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. A dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
Vincent: [laughing] That's good.
my religion your not supposed to eat bacon, but im not religious, so the reason i dont eat it arent religious at all.....I just think it's dirty because pigs roll around in their own shit...........
I like bacon
So? It's not like the shit becomes infused into the meat of the pig.Quote:
Originally Posted by spliffstar22
pig poo marinade could be the secret to bacons flavoriness, who knows!