would u prefer to be buried at sea, underground, cremated ect

my mothers ashes are in the sea, egypt, germany, barzil, and her childhood home ... my grandmother went nutso with her ashes.. and she still has more and plans to spread them about the world as she travels, IM going on vacation soon to Puerto vallarta and she wants me to take some to spread.. im still thinking about it..

though i chose cremation because it's the cheapest option, i really don't care. once i'm dead, this body will be of no use to me or anyone else and you could set me on the curb for trash pick up as far as i'm concerned.

if my retirement goes as planned there will be no need to choose because my remains will never be found.

I've always wanted to be buried at sea... cinderblock on the feets, toss me overboard off the Eastern Canadian coast where so many of my ancestors are enjoying a well-deserved rest from fishing.

I want to donate all my organs except my eyes and then be cremated. I dont care what happens to my ashes.

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

.... cinder block on the feets, toss me overboard off the Eastern Canadian coast....

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would you like this to happen before or after you're dead?:D

After please! I am not trying to piss off the Maritime Mafia and get concrete overshoes or anything...

I also just realized there is no option for 'up in space'. That would be great.

Just dump my body in the woods and let the animals devoure me...

Finish cremating me ,
I got 1 helluva head start . LOL .
Crispi :jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by rainbows.rsexy

i think when fish from several thousands of feet below are towed up they explode

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They do not explode, their air blatter expands because of the pressure differential when they are hauled up quickly, they can swim up if they want and be fine, it's only when they are dragged up quickly that their air blatter expands. You are supposed to take a small needle and poke a hole in the air blatter to deflate it then the fish is fine, they're eyes also bug out too.

id like them to take out my useful goodies. i want my body to get blowd up. we could strap my body to a stick put some IEDs on my body and BOOOOM. o and fucking right id be wearing a tux. if my friends cant afford that then just throw me in a ditch but they better put some firecrackers on me or something.