^ iz hookt ahn foniks
< smells slightly of blue cheese
V thinks kids are for trix
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^ iz hookt ahn foniks
< smells slightly of blue cheese
V thinks kids are for trix
^ dicks are for chicks silly
< knows this will be another legendary thread
V receives BJ's from wild forest creatures :wtf:
^ So?
< Puts mustard on everything, including cookies and spaghetti
V Believes that if a girl really loves you, she'll give up the ol' hershey highway
^ There shouldn't be sex without Love.
< Half of my screen is foggy from the cigarette smoke.
V Took too long to come out of his/her mommy's womb.
^ Whats odd is that is true. I broke my mothers rib and my foot was stuck inside her rib cage so they did a sea section.
< Is amazed that you actually knew that.
V masturbates to animals.
^ Been looking through my windows, again?
> Mmmm, hamburgers.
V Eats with the only hand not masturbating
^ well sometimes when you in a hurry in the morning you gotta get breakfast and a little wake up, you know? lol j/k
> drinking an awesome smoothie from jamba juice
v wants to make love to rosie o donnel
^hell yeah and get her pregnant lol
<just got done eatin
v loves makin porn with different types of food
^ Hence the name "couch-potato"
< Jamming out to Steve Vai
V Doesn't smoke weed at all but lies about it as a result of peer pressure.
^ So true. I'm so ashamed. :p
< Just finished some spaghetti and chicken parmesan, & smoking a fake bowl.
V Has a pound of hash in his trunk.