Why men may pee funny

^^ haha John pisses on the seat...ugh what a nasty surprise

LIFT, DAMNIT, LIFT THE SEAT!

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

LIFT, DAMNIT, LIFT THE SEAT!

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What's up with you ladies and the toilet seat anyway? Honestly I've NEVER had to go in the middle of the night and just started peein', I always know where I'm peeing first! In fact I turn on the light first, that helps lol. and it's not like we'd enjoy peeing on a seat either!

so how come men have to lift then put down the seat for women. why can't women lift the seat up for men?

The men in my house better lift the damn seat, because I'M the one who cleans the toilet.

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

before you decide to grow your own, rent one for a couple weeks or borrow one from a friend. they're not for everyone and they can get you into a great deal of trouble.

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lmao!

phew.. i thought i was weird for pissing weird when i had a hard one LOL

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Originally Posted by thNk.m0rbid

phew.. i thought i was weird for pissing weird when i had a hard one LOL

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Well nobody pisses like that you know, you'd better see a doctor!

LOL nono like exactly what you said, when you get a hard one and your piss stream goes all crazy.. i thought it was only me!! lol

haha, I know I was just yankin' your chain:D