what do you name your pipes and bongs?

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thats a sick pipe.

One Hitter that looks like a cigarette - Marlboro Man
Small spoon - Ricky Williams (because we said it was the Heismen trophy of pipes)
small sherlock - Otis
huge water bong - The Govena' (After Arnold Shwarzenegger) and you always have to say Govena' in Arnolds voice, or its just not right.

I had a 12 inch blue plastic bong that my friend helped me name, we named it the "Mystery Machine" from Scooby-Doo fame. But my dad found it and threw it away =\

I had a 12 inch glass blue bong that I called Sub-Zero.. but I gave it away to a friend for Christmas.

I got a little orange/reddish pipe, no name for it, though. I also have a hookah with no name.

ive got a bomb ass glass pipe that i named gimp because it has so many chips

the bong or "water pipe" that i bought i named candy(candice) after this hot chick that's onna my friends (soon hopefully more) and when i bought it i called her up and she came over and we smoked outta it, and she was like u are so fucking awesome, this is the first time someone else smoked with me when i didnt have ne weed, (like didnt make throw ne money down, or use her weed) this chick has low self esteem due to some guy who dumped her for a freshman (ouch) neway good news for me! i can member exactly what i said i was all swauve or at least tryed to be i was like "this bong has to be the 2nd most beautiful thing ive ever seen, so i shall name her after the 1st, Candice, and she thought i was jokin so she started laughin....bummer but it was kinda funny. I love me some womenzez, and even more getting baked with em. only downside is if something happens where were not on good terms every hit will bring back memories

me and my friends just built a bong thats as tall as my house. we just got a shitload of piping and tubes and shit, and we made its base on the ground, and the top is resting on my roof. lighting the bowl has to be done out of a window. the bowl holds half an ounce. it looks like shit, and is probably far from airtight, but its cool. we were gonna test it last night for new years, but a friend brought some shrooms so we just did that and smoked out of my smaller bong. ill let you know later if it works.

Ripper is the bong, shorty is the bubbler and stubby is the small one. LOL

just tried that huge bong i mentioned, didn't work at all. we were wqay to high to try and build something that big. peace.

I have 2 HUGE buds in a baggy in my wallet. Theyre called howard and micik. Im saving them for a special occasion