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A Jewish boy went up to his father and asked for forty dollars.
The boy's father replied, "Twenty dollars??? What do you need ten dollars for?"
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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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Q. What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his clothes?
A. BLEEE-ATCH!!!! (bleach)
^^works good with actions.
A Jewish boy went up to his father and asked for forty dollars.
The boy's father replied, "Twenty dollars??? What do you need ten dollars for?"
That's the funniest joke I've ever heard, so it needed to be posted again so no one missed it. Kudos for that one fatty lumps
What do you get when you skin a baby?
an erection.
[QUOTE=Encatuse]Robert: I must say... he was right about your insult. T'was truly a lame one. To be honest I wouldn't even take it as an insult, because to be quite honest, who gives a shit about who's gay and who's not?
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i can tell if youa re gay, or anyone else for that matter, just by asking one question
i can tell if someone is an ass!!!
oh god the dead baby jokes have started....
how many babys does it take to paint a wall?
depends how hard you throw it...lol
Jeese, I thought most of us here were cool, and don't discriminate against gay people the way most of the God-crazy hate-filled country does...
Anyway, here's a sick handicapped joke I heard today:
A woman in a wheel chair goes on a date with Fred, and Fred proceeds to tie her, against her will, to a tree and fuck her brains out. When he brings her home her father comes out. Fred freaks out, thinking he's gonna' get his ass kicked, but the father just says, "Thank you, sir. Most of her dates just leave her tied up in a tree."
Here's another good joke:
A plane containing two boy scouts, a Catholic priest, and the pilot is about to crash into the ocean. The pilot finds that there are only two parachutes on board and suggests to the priest that he and the pilot take the parachutes and let the boy scouts die. "But what about the kids?" the priest says. "FUCK 'UM!" the pilot screams. "Can we?" the priest says.
Oooh Yah!
thats fucken hilarious man i still cant stop laughingQuote:
Originally Posted by fatty lumps
:D :D :D
OK OK EVERY1 HERE IS SUM GOOD 1S
Hope no1 gets offended.
WHATS HAVE MICHEAL JACKSON AND McDONALDS GOT IN COMMON?
40 YR OLD MEAT IN BETWEEN 10 YR OLD BUNS
NEXT:
WHY DO JEWS HAVE BIG NOSES?
AIR IS FREE :P
NEXT:
THEY FOUND BIN LADEN DEAD AT MICHEAL BARRYMOORES HOUSE THEY SAID HE WAS A SUICIDE BUMMER
NEXT:
MICHEAL JACKSON HAD A BOAT CRASH THEY FOUND HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN BOUNCING UP AND DOWN ON A BOUY.
LOL HOPE U LIKED EM ;)