F*ck ME SIDEWAYS HOLY CRAP!

omg.....that only works for lady bugs!

Lady Bug
Lady Bug
Fly away home
Your house is on fire
and your children are home

Burn lady bug burn if you dont burn today you'll just die tomorrow laughing all the way.

when i was in malta in 1990 a bug flew in the window of the bedroom me and my pal shit ourself it was masive had black armor plating anyway we used a air freshner and a lighter and set it on fire and the curtern court fire lol it fell to the floor we went to look at it and it flew up from the burnt curtern and flew out the window lol (i fucking hate bugs):stoned:

Might as well Burn the house down while your at it, "HEY THE HOUSE IS LIKE A BUG, *TAKES A HOMEMADE FLAMETHROWER"..... why would you do that

but im sucha hypocrite cus i took a can of primer and a lighter a VOOOOOOSH

i almost burned off all my head hair wow that was fucking intense


Note: Dont try things while high, or drunk.

Yeah because I def WANT to live in my car like a homeless person...GOALS!

I wanna be a homeless person, I heard if they hold a sign at a intersection they can make 40,000 dollars off of change. Man life is goo

Btw Listening to Bonethugs make me wanna toke so bad.

Roll up lets smoke ive got to get high, ive been high since the last song, la la la, and ive been smoking and smoking another blunt

If everyone smoke da blunt if would make the world a better place if everyone just took a break and we a just got Wasted

dont make me wait stay awake baked got the weed between the sheets, catch me mary jane blessssed me

I remember being a lil thug, weed really didnt really know what it was, then i took a puff and realized I should stay.... high. The weed the Weed makes me feel Alright alright, if you feel like i feel i got half on yo dime, if ya got weed smoke it, Im a real weed smoker, if its mine then i would since its yours you could you should.

i was young and on holiday with my mates it felt like a good idea at the time,i can still see that fuking thing flying at me lol:stoned:

wow smokey Mc random comment, it seems like you need to take a little brake;)

I have an idea....

Smoke a lot of weed.... hot box the entire room.... get the spider fucking stoned.

This spider will get fucking hungry, right? So ingeniously plant a nice spider platter of fresh juicy flys in the middle of the room, on top of a mouse trap.

Now... place an aerosole can next to the fly platter, right where the trap thing will hit.

Now, very inconspiciously, place some touch explosives onto the aerosole can.

The motherfucker will be hungry as balls, and will stupidly take the trap and ravage those flies, while in the process setting off the trap, exploding the touch explosives, which in turn will blow up the aerosole can... which will fuck that spider up savagly.

It's the perfect stoner way too annihilate that motherfucking intimidating spider. In a stylish and awesome manner.

..... ;)