spread ur cheeks and lift ur sack...

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Originally Posted by Frivolous248

Oh...I thought she gave you the ol' in-n-out.

Girls too 'eh? Prettty hot.

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See?^ I'm not the only freak on here.

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Originally Posted by blazed620

sounds very awkward

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i saw quagmire on ur AV and i just imagined him and a hot female officer sayiing "spread your cheeks and lift ur sack" and him bein like gigggity giggity

Haha that's crazy man...one time a cop hopped over my fence and told a friend of mine who was pissing to turn around with his hands up - "hold on, i'm doin somethin here" zipzip...pretty awkward n funny if you don't say so..

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Originally Posted by Frivolous248

Oh...I thought she gave you the ol' in-n-out.

Girls too 'eh? Prettty hot.

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yo Frivolous have u seen A Clockwork Orange?

You should have asked for a happy ending.

OMFG!!!!! Happy ending has been the running joke around my house all week.

Although after the grapeseed-oil-at-7-in-the-morning-handjob, we now call it a Happy Beginning.

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Originally Posted by Dmo18

she did cup my balls and rub her hand around the crack of my ass. did it to everyone, even the girls with skirts on

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girls with skirts have balls!?!?!?!?!?!?

lol jk