Happy belated bday dudes. NICE FUCKIN PRESENT, FUCKIN LUCKY!!! all I got was a cake, a bunch of plastic samurai swords, and a bunch of annoying old fogeys. Now you're able to hit strip clubs, buy cancer sticks, look at porn (HAHA), get a credit card, more job avaliability, get on a apt lease, etc etc.
Congrats! You're an adult now, welcome ;).