Bees piss me off...

bees? buch of bumble-cocksuckers! I'm of Wasp heritage...

bzzzz...

I'm buggin out.

I got a yellow jacket problem here... a little gas down the hole and the prob is gone... I had a ant prob till i cut down the Oak tree the were living in... Here it's illegal to destroy a honey bee colony,,,I mean who is going to get caught,,,but we are actually supposed to call the county if we come across one...

when i was a kid i would go to different ant hills and take a shovel full of the little buggers and put them in a bucket, get like two or three ant hills in there and you have quite the royal rumble!~

I used to collect red ants and black ants it diff coffee cans... when i had enough of each I made a box put dirt,grass,rocks,and sticks in it then dump all the ants in it... They would start fighting immediately...Even tho the reds are half the size of the blacks the red army always wins,,,LOLz...

I wish someone would blow a huge fucking bonghit into a nest, and film it and see what happens. I can just see all them just flying around in a circle not knowing what to do being stoned outa their tiny little minds.

YouTube - Japanese giant hornet vs. European honey bee clip

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

lol wanna have some fun wiht a yellow jacket or wasp? catch one alive and un harmed (with a cup) put him in a ziplock bag, throw him in the freezer for 3-5 minutes... get about a 2 foot long string of sewing thread, and do this quickly, dump the wasp out, tie the thread around his midsection making sure to not tie his wings or legs to his body, and tie the other end to something else...

in a minute or so he'll wake up, and you have a wasp on a leash... i've tested it so it does work... lmao it's funny too...

you don't gotta worry about them stinging you while they're asleep, so don't be paranoid, just be quick, in a minute or so they're gonna start waking up (fully waking up takes a good 30 seconds tho)

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ahhhh My friend Nick and I have done that but instead of string we used dental floss

There is nothing wrong with bees. I get stung maybe 10 times a year on a bad year, but they still don't scare me away. :) It seems that no matter where I go, there is a bee there within 5 - 10 minutes and they always like beeing (pun intended) around me for some reason. Ya soon it will bee bee season again and time to get ready to be stung.

Stripedseed

i havent been stung since i was 7. And when I did i got stung on my titty because we were throwing rocks at beesnests for fun...looking back at it its funny but at the time I had to ice my nipple.

im allergic to them

hooray epipen

boo steroids :(