......u might be a stoner

If you find yourself hours from the last session you had, and you exhale as if you were taking a hit...WTF am i thinking??

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Originally Posted by officerleeroy

you might be a stoner if...you just get done smoking 2 blunts and go downstairs to cook a pizza and go back upstairs to smoke another 2 blunts and forget all about the pizza and by the time the blunts are done you remember and everyone scatters downstairs only to see a black piece of crust...

you might also be a stoner if you eat that pizza anyway (all of this happened last night)

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hehe had a similar situation

you might be a stoner if your baked out of your mind at 430AM and want some pizza. Pizza in the oven..good..mmmm..tasty in about 15 minutes. Little does the pizza know, you have passed out. Waking up to screams and taking the nasty ass smelling pizza to the garbage in the garage is usually how this event ends.

if you get your toothbrush out of the container, lay the toothbrush down, and accidently put toothpaste on the container instead of the brush..

you might be a stoner if you're not supposed to let anyone in your house know that you smoke and you wake up and your bong is sitting on your bedstand with weed and a lighter next to it.

happened to me like 4 times back in the day but i learned and it hasnt happened since :rasta: :D

um.... u may b a stonr if u typ lyk this.....


haha i unno wtf that has to do w it...... :stoned:

You might be a stoner if you go to McDonalds and ask for a qp instead of a quarter pounder.

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Originally Posted by orangeman

You might be a stoner if you go to McDonalds and ask for a qp instead of a quarter pounder.

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lmao nice one :P

u might be a stoner if you see a kid holding a stick and say * wow thats a nice tree*

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Originally Posted by pixel

you might be a stoner if you're not supposed to let anyone in your house know that you smoke and you wake up and your bong is sitting on your bedstand with weed and a lighter next to it.

happened to me like 4 times back in the day but i learned and it hasnt happened since :rasta: :D

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lol man how many times has that happened to me

MoM: whats this?
Me: a lamp :rasta: :thumbsup:

later

if you've ever been hotboxing in a car with your friends at the drivethrough while ordering a "cheddarburger" and your friend hit the gas and hit a girl on a bike, you might be a stoner