Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

pardon the intrusion but i can't put a signature on my profile could some one help.

Hi Weeze and DH!
Harvested BBxH and KK this weekend, just g13 and LB running.
chasthanhburns,
Once you have 50 posts you will be able to add a signature.

M.P.

thank you it washard to find in my edit profile and thats cuz it aint there

What's Up MP!

R - K3

R - K4 :D

B-QN4

R - KKn4 check.

K - KB2

B X P

Just getiin' out of my own way.
Good to see ya.

B - K7

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

B - K7

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How about;
K - Q2

P - Q6

P - Q Kn4 ?

Eh?

That's not makin' sense, no matter who's makin' those moves. Diagram time...:stoned:

Good ta see you, too.

With black to move?

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Originally Posted by Weezard

How about;
K - Q2

P - Q6

P - Q Kn4 ?

Eh?

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If you do K -Q2 I gotta move de bishop...

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

If you do K -Q2 I gotta move de bishop...

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Not if you protect it with the pawn.
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If you'd rather move da bishop,
where?


W.

Shit, man. That was why I moved the bishop down there in the first place. So I could protect him with the pawn. Fergot all about it...then couldn't see the move...:stoned::(

Better sleep. L8er...

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Shit, man. That was why I moved the bishop down there in the first place. So I could protect him with the pawn. Fergot all about it...then couldn't see the move...:stoned::(

Better sleep. L8er...

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Yup dat looked like da right move to me.
After a double Vodka tonic and a head full of G13.:stoned:

Catch up on the morrow, den.

P - KR4

R - KR4

K - KB3

P - KKn5

QN5, maybe??

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

QN5, maybe??

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Oh yeah, I'm playing black.
Sorry, QKn5 it is.
That pawn is now a threat.
Well, as dey says, bettern nuttin'.

W.

K - KB4

Yay!
Hang on, I'm thinkin.

P - QKn6

P - K5

P X P

And tempo rears it's head.

Weeze

R x P

I'm starting to see some of our idle hypotheses from months back being recycled. Sold, in fact. Somebody oughtta break down and buy some emitters. Or even filters, like they did in the 50's. Talking about the effects of a discrete wavelength while testing it only as a component of a broader spectrum is just lazy. Certainly inconclusive. I'd call bullshit, but I have learned to behave with some discretion by your example. ;)

R X R

K X R

P - QKn7!

Yah?

-Restraint reflects well on you.
One can not cure certain conditions merely by pointing them out.
And, if it don't he'p...

Aloha,
Weeze -(Not all dat sweet, jus' to lazy to be mean.:D)

And I'm not mean. Just too lazy to be sweet. :p

B - KB8

Back innawile. Errands...

(Postponing the inevitable, looks like :()

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

And I'm not mean. Just too lazy to be sweet. :p

B - KB8

Back innawile. Errands...

(Postponing the inevitable, looks like :()

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'strue White is about to get skunked by a pawn.
Meanwhile. I'll jus' keep my knight's pawn safe by moving him to KKn3.

And I'm thinking of promoting to a rook, or bishop instead of a queen.
Anybody can mate with a queen and a bishop.
To mate with 2 bishops and a king, takes skill.
(Oops, no can! no want 2 white bishops.
It'll be a rook den.)

I do enjoy the endgame more when it's balanced.
Queen slaughter is just too easy at this point.


The openings are a lot harder.
There are 169,518,829,100,544,000,000,000,000,000 ways to play the first 10 moves.
Machines are better at it than people.
But, pare it down to a few pieces and the pooter's advantage is gone.
Merehumans can kick ass in the endgame.:rastasmoke:

Aloha, Weeze

Well, if this is the part of the game you're interested in, we'll continue. I think normally white wouyld retire here, as my pawns are trapped, you're on red squares my bishop can't touch, and apparently my king can't put another king in check.

So, white must promote, too. Only one way to try dat.

K - KB6

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Well, if this is the part of the game you're interested in, we'll continue. I think normally white wouyld retire here, as my pawns are trapped, you're on red squares my bishop can't touch, and apparently my king can't put another king in check.

So, white must promote, too. Only one way to try dat.

K - KB6

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B - QB7
To cover what will be the base of the pawn chain ovah dere.
Lookin' bleaker for white.
Trading rooks was a mistake, yah?.

BTW.
I put dat bug in Appalonia's ear.
Just wanna see where he/she goes with it.
Real quick study, that one.
This should be fun.:jointsmile:

Aloha,
Da weeze

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This should be fun.

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You mischief-maker, you. :thumbsup:

K-KN7

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To cover what will be the base of the pawn chain ovah dere.

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Pawn chain, eh? Looks like another daylight-burning exercise to me. :(

White had problems before the rook exchange. I think my main problem came from incomplete evaluation of where the previous exchanges would leave me position-wise. I played it sorta hypermodern/Indian "inspired" if I'm correctly understanding wikipedia's breakdown of the schools of thought. Interesting how close the infighting was, once the balances and mutual deterrences were set up, compared to the initial long-reaching fianchettos and all.

"White had problems before the rook exchange. I think my main problem came from incomplete evaluation of where the previous exchanges would leave me position-wise.

Gotta put some back-spin on da cue ball to avoid a scratch, yah?

I played it sorta hypermodern/Indian "inspired" if I'm correctly understanding wikipedia's breakdown of the schools of thought.

Aaron Nimsovitch.
The "Stormy Petrel" of the game. came up with the Nimsovitch/Indian defense
which makes for an interesting game.
I'll try to coreograph it into our next contest. ;)

Interesting how close the infighting was, once the balances and mutual deterrences were set up, compared to the initial long-reaching fianchettos and all."

The wikis are ok, but for a clear understanding of why a good opening succeeds, I recommend a book.:D

I think it was called logical steps to chess.
I'll see if I can find my copy and send it with the plumeria starts.

Once read, or tried to read, a Bobby Fischer book.
Could not follow it, the man is quite insane.

Anyway.
P - KR4 should seal the deal.
Your king is now rendered harmless and if I promote to a rook, leave it on a red square, and protect it with the bishop, it's curtains.
Roll credits.

Weeze guy

Hey, the board ate a post. (Fancy that...:rolleyes:)

I talked some smack, explained an *idea* (der) and made a move, refusing to accept defeat.

K x P

You don't know where dem feet been!:D

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Hey, the board ate a post. (Fancy that...:rolleyes:)

I talked some smack, explained an *idea* (der) and made a move, refusing to accept defeat.

K x P

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Got bad news brah!:(
King no can move into check no time, nohow.

Da knight's pawn is protected by black's bishop.
An da odder pawn is at KR4, out of reach and protected by the safe pawn at KN3.

So,
How now?

W

Oh, yes. The Bishop...

Didn't see him. "Your king is now rendered harmless" now makes sense.

Gotta resign then. You got the drop on me, Marshall. :D

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Oh, yes. The Bishop...

Didn't see him. "Your king is now rendered harmless" now makes sense.

Gotta resign then. You got the drop on me, Marshall. :D

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Din't I say
"No make no sudden moves, podner"
No?
Dang!

Greyware's gettin' buggier.
Le's see...

I is old, fodder Billiam.
Da ol' frent said.
An' da Chechens are beating my peas.
Still I'll hang wit' da land.
An' I'll dance to da band.
But I nevah do nieder, on knees.:D

Now, dat's one toke ovah, da line, yah?

Good stuff! Dis UV flied lice!
Woof!:stoned:

Weeze, sorta.:D