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you might be a stoner if...you just get done smoking 2 blunts and go downstairs to cook a pizza and go back upstairs to smoke another 2 blunts and forget all about the pizza and by the time the blunts are done you remember and everyone scatters downstairs only to see a black piece of crust...
you might also be a stoner if you eat that pizza anyway (all of this happened last night)
You might be a stoner if:
You know every line to every Cheech & Chong Movie.
Start giggling every time you hear, see, or think of weed.
Start giggling every time you hear or see the word 'joint'.
You love the color 'green' &/or it becomes your favorite color.
You get suspicious whenever someone asks you for a 'match' in public.
The Food Network is your favorite channel.
You consider a bag of Dorito's as a meal.
You consider a roll of Cookie Dough as a meal.
You smoke a cig like a joint.
You can stare at any color for hours & think it's amazing.
You eat a raw pizza & not think anything of it.
'Cash' your food you just ordered from a restaurant.
Walk into a restaurant & forget why you're there.
You think of something too difficult as being too 'heavy'.
Every time you hear Reggae, you think about smoking weed(points to himself).
You can't remember where you put that one cd,...
You look at a barren tree & think of a stripped marijuana bud.
You see a snow-covered pine shrub & imagine all that snow as if it were a huge mass of THC crystals.
Get lost in all these examples & forget what example to type next cause all you want to do is smoke weed! AAAAHH!!
if your mustache is brown and your hair is blond...
hehe,..Hashstache!Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
if you ever tried puting the bowl on top of the sprite bottle (where you drink out of it) and realizing that the stem comes out of the side of the bong while sitting around a group of friends, u might be a stoner.
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Originally Posted by kid rediculous
oh laugh my fucking ass off so funny and im cracking up and not ever stoned....cant wait to re read whilst stoned
hey you might be a stoner if you have your alarm set for 4:20...am and pm
sorry didnt get to edit this in time so sorry for double post
hey you might be a stoner if you have your alarm set for 4:20...am and pm
if you can not remmber the last time you smoked a ciger with out dumping out the stuff and filling with weed... you might be a stoner
and last but not least IF YOU GET YOUR CAT STONED YOU MIGHT BE A STONER :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :twocents:
you might be a stoner when....you notice there is something sharp in your shoe poking your foot, so you take off your shoe and notice it's a weed stem lol....dammit.
thats really funny...a clock in my room died on 4:20, its been stuck on 420 since i moved in, so in essence, its always 4:20 in my room.... no im not making this up, the batteries in the clock are dead and it really did stop, i didnt notice it first, my brother did, and since i am stoner, i decided to leave it b/c its always 420 to me. :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by stonerneedsrealweed