If your Ancient Civilizations teacher says Egyptian Papyrus rolls up quite easily...and you and all your buddies bust out laughing...you might be a stoner.
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If your Ancient Civilizations teacher says Egyptian Papyrus rolls up quite easily...and you and all your buddies bust out laughing...you might be a stoner.
If all the cheap flight sites on the internet automacally come up with your home airport and amsterdam.
-If you've ever wondered what happened to last week, you might be a stoner.
-If you've got smoke it your eye because you're typing with a big blunt in your mouth, you might be a stoner.
-If you understand lyrics by bands such as Mr Bungle, Gong or Lou Reed, you might be a stoner.
-If you suddenly wake up 60 miles from home with no shoes or socks, you might be a stoner.
-If you ever leave chocolate in the kitchen, but it's just far away, you might be stoner!
-If you can't lie on the floor without holding on, you might be a stoner! (Helen thought of that one!)
Hehehe So many answers!
Bugs
Either a stoner or simply a tubby bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by somebody someone
If you've ever spent five minutes trying to find the TV remote, then realised its in your hand.
you might be a stoner if you wake up and run ito a wall (true story)
if you've visited this post for the umpteenth time,and still haven't gotten to the second page ...... you might be a stoner ... :stoned:
If you've ever been driving at night and there is a person waiting to pull out after you drive by but you see the headlights shining across the road in front of you and you go to slam on the brakes cuz you dont want to hit the light.
you might be a stoner if you turn your shower on 10 minutes before u get in and smoke then shower so that the extra long shower floods the septic tank so the smell of your family's pooh covers the smell of pot in your bathroom....
LMAO!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cygnus X1
You might be a stoner if whenever you hear sirens...you think the popo is on their way.
you might be a stoner if..... during a heavy smoke session with 1/2 dozen friends your lanlord walks in and all you can do is laugh at him.:smokin: