Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

"You're letting me catch up... "

So?
It makes for a more interesting game.

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Q x P

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Speaking of interesting.
Why would you give away your queen at this point?!:wtf:
If it was an error, rescind.:)

If it's a queen-sacrifice mate, I don't see it.
Black king still keeps his bishop close at hand.

While the white rook can pin da bishop to da king for a move or so.
It's a net loss to tie up a strong piece to immobilize a lesser piece.

That, and I was kinda lookin' forward to the big, sloppy, bloodbath that's shaping up on da queen side.:D

For which, you will need miss queen.

So...

W.

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Oh, you no like my queen be dere?
I move her den.
Q - QB2

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My bad. You did say this is a :stoned: game, right? (good...:D)

I didn't look closely enough at your move. I read your words and my mind substituted, "Don't like my Queen there? Very well, I'll just move her back to the knight file and negate all the plan changes you jes' made (bastard!). :mad: I figured you were throwing me a tempo or two, and were making a deliberately inefficient move.

So all the moves after your "Q-QB2" I had your queen back on the knight file.

If it's okay with you, can we go back to that move and I'll play with the pieces in the right place?

and it'd be my move:
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Berry good.
Have at me then.

Weeze

Q - QB2

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Q - QB2

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That one, I like.
BRB

W.

B - Q3

W.

K - KB2

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Originally Posted by Weezard

B - Q3

W.

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Scratch that!
Mo'betta
R - R6

W.

We must both be pretty ripped.:stoned::stoned:
I tried to give away my rook and you ignored it.:D

W.

It was check in 2 moves plus heavy casualties if I didn't get outta there. Still see the rook, but I have missed more obvious things than that. No got cogito. Got Morpheus' cuzzin', Anesthetico. Make stupid...thirsty....z-z-z-z-

Okay, if you do R - R6, I'll do R - QB1

From the steamy equator, ;)
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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

It was check in 2 moves plus heavy casualties if I didn't get outta there. Still see the rook, but I have missed more obvious things than that. No got cogito. Got Morpheus' cuzzin', Anesthetico. Make stupid...thirsty....z-z-z-z-

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No Cogito today.
Still futzing with the H3.

Makes me fuzzy and irritable.
Though it might be the situation.
(Da wife be on "wahoo" tonight for another endo-ultrasound.)
Found 2 more "spots on her Pancrease.
Dang!
That girl could use a break.


I'll start tomorrowfreah with AK-47 wake n bake and get shit done!
Then, a little Cogito to dig White out of whatever merde-ness I've shambled into tonight:jointsmile:
No worry.
Won't even acknowledge "flesh wounds":D

"Bullet don't weigh nothin'" - L. J. Silver, awaay!


Weeze

Kn - Q2

B - Q2

Iffn I could draw, I wouldn't need dis camera.:D

B - Q3

K - KB1

B X P

B x P also.

B - KKn6 check

I'm on a black square...

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Quite right!
Q - QB 5 Then.

Now, that's an interesting position.

B - QN2

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

B - QN2

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Good morning!

Q X Kn - Check!

W.

Q x Q

Does HI do the DST change?
(You still 6 hrs behind EST?)

Something must be amiss in my late-night calculations. :stoned::stoned: I rejected several scenarios that didn't come out any worse than this... :wtf:

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Q x Q

Does HI do the DST change?
(You still 6 hrs behind EST?)

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R X Q

Oddly enough, HI. does not do that DST foolishness.
Makes no sense, really.
Even less sense in the tropics.

Lest you think there's smarts involved.
Our transfer stations, (dumps), are only open 9 am to 4 pm.:wtf:

Aloha
W.

Black's dead walkin', but rather than gracefully resign I'd like to jockey these rooks around to get the feel of working with them. It's a powerful piece but I never get it developed enough to use much.

K - K2

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Something must be amiss in my late-night calculations. :stoned::stoned: I rejected several scenarios that didn't come out any worse than this... :wtf:

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I'd be just as happy playing one of your alternates, if you wish.
Whatever reveals the soul of chess is worth doing.
As a general rule though,;
"When there are equal numbers of attackers and defenders, the first to pounce usually suffers a loss."

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Black's dead walkin', but rather than gracefully resign I'd like to jockey these rooks around to get the feel of working with them. It's a powerful piece but I never get it developed enough to use much.

K - K2

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Oh, OK.
Works for me.
But first, lets make your bishop go stand inna corner.
R - QKn6
Sort of a free-anchetto.:D

W.

Or, defend it with the rook and tie up both pieces:D

No, I'm OK playing this. I don't think the other scenarios were any better, just no worse. I think I realized I was cooked when you captured my most recent pawn.

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As a general rule though,;
"When there are equal numbers of attackers and defenders, the first to pounce usually suffers a loss."

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Thanks, that'll be useful.
R - QB8 --check.

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

No, I'm OK playing this. I don't think the other scenarios were any better, just no worse. I think I realized I was cooked when you captured my most recent pawn.



Thanks, that'll be useful.
R - QB8 --check.

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Kn - KKn1 un-check:)

Yer king's on KN1.

I'll put you at KB1. :thumbsup:

B - QB1

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

B - QB1

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Good one!:thumbsup:
If we were playing for $$$, I'd swap rooks and snack on pawns.
But it's much more fun to draw lines of force with bishop AND rooks.
Indirect attacks are the most fun
Rooks can T-bone bishops
Bishops can stab rooks from the corners..

So,
P - KR4.

W.

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Yer king's on KN1.

I'll put you at KB1. :thumbsup:

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Sounds like "puppy drift";)
Thanks.
W.