when you read a 15 word sentence for 5 minutes,and still havn't read the whole thing
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when you read a 15 word sentence for 5 minutes,and still havn't read the whole thing
You know you're high when you're watching something fascinating on TV, a commercial comes on, you switch the channel, then can't find the show you were just watching again. And then you can't even remember what the show was you were just watching :stoned:
that made me laugh so hard....made me cough my hit out too BASTARD!!Quote:
Originally Posted by steme
You know your high when you can't remember what you were going to post in this thread!
you laugh for five minutes about your brother looking up from his hit right when some naked guy in a movie is screaming and being tortured. Funny stuff.
When your driving and go 30mins out of the way to get Trolli peachy-Os (have to be trolli). Then get pissed off becuase they are Appley-Os, but eat them anyways getting more pissed everyone you eat.
You go into your buddy's basement and start playing videogames. An hour later you suddenly realize that his TV takes up the space of an entire wall, to which you exclaim "THIS TV IS FUCKING HUGE!!"
You know you're high when you close your eyes, see stars, and feel like you're rolling backwards off a cliff.
you know you're high when you have the most indepth conversation with your dog, and (s)he tells you the most amazing thing you've ever heard where everything makes sense now. Then, given that information, you embark upon an adventure and go through many challenges making many acquiantances along the way. Spend what seems like days helping citizens, slaying evil creatures and running through exotic forests...then you beat the game (or finish the movie), and your dog is just staring at you like wtf?...
you know you're high when you start to act out the song your listening to, only to see yourself several moments later prancing about with your shirt on your head and shoes on your hands...wondering what the fuck you were doing, and where did your pants go?
I think your shit is laced.Quote:
Originally Posted by JaySpliff