Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

Weeze,
Crossing my fingers, etc. 'cause I'm gonna try and double the expected size, which should be about a 4 lb tomato.

4H 4 sure !

Everything I read about Ginseng is that it is a long grow measured in years. That would be a nice challenge!

M.P.

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That N - K5 move, was not the best choice

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Guess ya missed my first two variations. :D

B - KB4

Okay, here's what I have so far...

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Originally Posted by MerryPrankstr

Everything I read about Ginseng is that it is a long grow measured in years. That would be a nice challenge!
M.P.

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I like it when you talk like an optimist!!!:thumbsup:

Yup!
So,
P - QKn5
Nice horsie.
Just a little closer, inch by inch.

And then...

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Originally Posted by oldmac

I like it when you talk like an optimist!!!:thumbsup:

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The ginseng grow is a smokescreen.

Picture a kidney shaped pool filled with Magic Christian nutes.;)(Very organic and all)

And as far as a mole can see. (Not much past it's ass I hear)
Are great rafts of Morel mushrooms!


Not just any Morels, mind you.
Genetically altered to produce Muy tasty, blue-bruisin' Castenada, kine secret ingedient of the first water.
Something I stumbled upon while cloning thc bearing truffels for the truffle farming kits .
(For a nominal fee, we provide acorns and advice)

None of which will speed the maturation of the Ginsing.

But, it just might seem like it.:cool:

Woof, I just gotta stop smokin dem Sassafrass hops.:stoned:;):D

Howdy Mac.
Do you get this ripped tryin' to grade yer meds?
I'm gonna hafta call for hungry lung kine volunteers.
Once I get past 6 hour of solar exposure of LED packed trichs...:stoned::stoned::stoned:
The stone gets almost debilitating.

Tonight, it's the 2 hour exposure, G13 BB cross.
Very "up" and silly, as you can see.
Really works for chess though.

The 4 hour?
I refer you to my last game.:o

Da woozy Weeze

N - K2
Say, what do you think would happen if a freshly harvested indoor cola got to lie in state for a few hours outside in the sun? It'd still kinda be alive for awhile-- you know, like a guillotine-severed head(?)

You could maybe put the stem in water, like a cut-flower arrangement. Or not...trichs might even brown on a "dead" bud... :stoned:

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

N - K2
Say, what do you think would happen if a freshly harvested indoor cola got to lie in state for a few hours outside in the sun? It'd still kinda be alive for awhile-- you know, like a guillotine-severed head(?)

You could maybe put the stem in water, like a cut-flower arrangement. Or not...trichs might even brown on a "dead" bud... :stoned:

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B - K2

The "bud vase" is a good idea.
I'd say give them varying amounts of direct sun, dry 'em, jar 'em and cure for 2 - 4 weeks.
Then compare.
Dat be da fun part.:rastasmoke:

W

P - QN3

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Castenada, kine

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I like truffles.. :hippy:

Kn - K5

Interesting web of influence, yes?:cool:

W.


"lie in state for a few hours outside in the sun?".

Can I be a smallbearer?

Weeze

"lie in state for a few hours outside in the sun?".

I'm gonna do it. I guess I'll need to mark my cuts aheada time and work quickly. I'd do it at noonish, which is nighttime for the girls. I guess there's not really time to worry about hermies, though...

I that works, no gotta futz with dangerous bubs. Anybody can do it, too. even if actually growing outdoors isn't possible.

Yes, me too. N - K5 also.

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Yes, me too. N - K5 also.

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O-O

W.

Time for bed. I thought, poor W, he's already castled. :stoned:

But dat was me....:thumbsup:

Old fart trundles off to bed.

G'night!

W.

Q - Q3

R - QKn1

Says me.

P - QB4

Shorty standoff.

Then it's en passant you'll have laddie.

P X P
But not da way ya 'spected.
My QKn P - QB6
Your QB4 pawn, in da dustbin.:(

Be careful with your reply.
This is no time to be rash.

Weeze

Crap. Arcane BS of a rule, that....

P -KB3

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Crap. Arcane BS of a rule, that....

P -KB3

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Be happy to back up and re-do without the In pissant thingy.
Long as ya learned sumpin it no gotta cost dat much.:jointsmile:

LOL...

PS thanks Mac!

Tha's awright. I learn better when a litle pain's inflicted.

Carry on. Just a flesh wound.

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Tha's awright. I learn better when a litle pain's inflicted.

Carry on. Just a flesh wound.

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As you wish.
B - QKn4
En guard!

Weeze

N x B

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

N x B

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You have a knight at K2 and another at K5.
Neither of which can reach either of my bishops.
So...

Thought ya had a bishop at your QB3, my K5 knight. He moved?

Okay, I think I moved (your) wrong bishop.

Goin' back to the diagram to re-trace...

Found a pawn (mine) wrong on the last diagram... K2 s/b K3.

Going further back...Mr. Peabody-y-y!!

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Okay, I think I moved (your) wrong bishop.

Goin' back to the diagram to re-trace...

Found a pawn (mine) wrong on the last diagram... K2 s/b K3.

Going further back...Mr. Peabody-y-y!!

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Betta go way way back.
You got squat at K3

Dat pawn recaptured from K3 to Q4 and is at K3 no more.:(
Post 815.

Looks like the harvest went well:jointsmile:

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Looks like the harvest went well

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Lil' pic later, iffen yer interested...

Yeah, the diagram was right except no pawn on the king's file. Processing...

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Check this for sanity while I plan a more legal move...

Now you see
what I see.

My secret?
Metal board & magnets in da pieces.:cool:
That, and I take a digital snapshot before I fiddle about.
So...

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My secret?
Metal board & magnets in da pieces.

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Well, my secret is lacy underthings and pockets full of lunch meat. :thumbsup:

I'm glad we shared.

But magnets won't help insanity--I tried to capture a piece you had moved on the previous turn. :wtf:

Q - QB2

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Originally Posted by DreadedHermie

Q - QB2

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Dang!
Buncha posts dissapeared again.
MPs posts have been stripped out.

Perhaps he asked them to.
But I didn't!

I sent a move , with commentary, last night.

B X Kn!

It posted. Now it's gone.

If some overzealous mod is deleting our posts as they see fit.
I'm outta here.

There is something wrong[attachment=o231147]
With this banana

See ya over on ICMAG where they don't dick with your posts just because they don't understand them!

I still see some of MPs posts
But some of my replies are gone.:mad:

No requests came from me.
Board must be flake'n again.

M.P.

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Originally Posted by MerryPrankstr

No requests came from me.
Board must be flake'n again.

M.P.

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You were talkin' 'bout takin' down your log a while back. When I couldn't find your posts while in edit mode and got a li'l worried.
You are one of the few that even knows what me an' da herm are talkin' about here.
I'd miss ya.

Software screwups, I can handle
Guess I'll hang and see if they ever patch the software.
Couldn't figure why DH didn't respond to the knight's demise.
Hey herm. didja at least get an e-mail of da last message
Said, better a "great bacon of light" than a "Dame stoned to fall"
Aloha.
W.

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Hey herm. didja at least get an e-mail of da last message

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Nope.

I just found one from Nov 2 ya sent to an infrequently used email. Left brain thing.

I never saw your reply post, either. I did toggle back in a few times to check for a response. maybe you posted during the "witching hour" and it went to the Bermuda Triangle?

I got an email fron MP but I think it's a fraud. It says: "Hermie, yo' mama so hairy, when she wears a tank top, it look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock."

Made an album, marked it "private." Says only my contacts can see it. Are "friends" same as "contacts?"