The Vending Machine Game

gets a Crazy Drunk

inserts a microsoft startup disk

haha clever

gets a microsoft branded window
inserts lemon peel

*gets a martini, very dry
*inserts vinyl 33 1/3 LP

gets a pirated cd version.

inserts male afghan.

*gets KICKASS genetics...*

*inserts a wireless mouse*


The Fog :rastasmoke:

gets an electrocuted cat

inserts a handful of candy hearts

Gets an empty pill bottle

inserts a counterfeit hundred

Gets 3 cans of legal bud.
Inserts feather duster.

gets a french maid

inserts her clothing

Gets a smack in the face by an angry naked French maid who wants her clothes back.

Inserts the entire universe except for the vending machine itself.