You know you're high when...

You know you high when you make a mayo sandwich...

You know you high when you read every post on this site...

You know you high when you watch the preveiw channel...

You know you high when you forgot the last thing you said 5minutes ago...

You know you high when fix door knobs 5 a.m with a butter knife and a screw driver...

You know you high when the world suddenly seems to be a OK place... lol

You know your high when you take three back to back hits off a waterfall and just sit on your bed and zone out almost to a state of meditation for 20 minutes and then get up and laugh. :stoned:

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Originally Posted by WEsmokeED

You know your high when you take three back to back hits off a waterfall and just sit on your bed and zone out almost to a state of meditation for 20 minutes and then get up and laugh. :stoned:

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now thats "Dope" :thumbsup:

you know your high wen u go on a space adventure get an apartment destroy the battleshit kidnap the queen go to dennys then u open your eyes and realize its only been a minute :wtf:

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Originally Posted by Sir Bliss

You know you were high when you're woken up by your friend's mom asking why there's a box of cereal in the fridge and a gallon of milk in the cupboard.

haha..oh man. that's happened to me a couple of times.

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you know you are high when you find this post the funniest shit ever
you know you are high when you get a boner...
Sorry ladies, im a really horny person *wink* wink*
you know you are high when you realized you finished this post with perfect grammar

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Originally Posted by Blitzed

you know your high when you watch a whole movie, and dont remember a damn thing that happened. And the only way you can explain it is "Man, there was this one part, where the one guy, did the one thing, then the hot chick shows up, and she does something else"

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^^^exactly, don't remember reno 911, but remember renting it and the first like 5 min

You know your high when you think you hear voices and you go to investigate only to discover that there is nothing there, nor is anyone home.:jointsmile:

you know your high when....

you start telling someone a great idea, though halfway through the description you realise how stupid the idea is....and to save yourself from the akward situation you simply finish off the sentence by slowly lowering your voice until its a mumble, then just cutting it off.

you know your friends are high when they completely understand what you just went through.

You know you're high when you're spacing out for about a half hour and, upon realizing you need to snap out of it, you open up your fists and a gram of hash mysteriously falls out.

You know youre high when,after youve poured your coffee etc,you then try to put the kettle in the fridge a couple of times.Or you have youre dinner(curry)sat next to the dog food bowl(on worktop) and pour the dried dog food over the curry,then after realizing what youve done you then pick the dog food out of the curry and eat it anyway.Those are just two of my many stoned moments..

[quote=ChronicJoint]you know your high when....

you start telling someone a great idea, though halfway through the description you realise how stupid the idea is....and to save yourself from the akward situation you simply finish off the sentence by slowly lowering your voice until its a mumble, then just cutting it off...

Lol i agrre ChronicJoint although i tend to forget what im saying half way through first couple of sentences.