Allow me to refer to da positional diagram.Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
The extremely rare, "magic bishop" move only works if weapons are involved.:D
No got gun? No can do.
Dubba ewe
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Allow me to refer to da positional diagram.Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
The extremely rare, "magic bishop" move only works if weapons are involved.:D
No got gun? No can do.
Dubba ewe
Ye positional diagram is "before my last move" which put my bishop at K3.
If that changes your view on things we can back up a ways. Otherwise, it's a trade, my queen's vulnerable to your rook ATM.
Puny firearms are inconsequential compared to the wrath wreakable by a well-connected bishop.
lol..."wrath, wreakable" sounds like an itemized deduction.
#795 is where I got turned around. I had your bishops at Q2 and Q3Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
So starting at the move after your diagram, mmmmmm.
I am still hosed!:(
That, was a very good move!:thumbsup:
So at the least, black will lose a rook in the slaughter to come. But, more important, white has a positional advantage that will hammer black to a into a humiliating route to a bitter end.
I see no "brilliant" response and will gracefully resign.
Your game!
And well played sir.
Weeze
P - Q4
Hey Weez and DH, if I need any help on my grow can give you a shout out here, please? I'm shutting down my grow log.
M.P.
Posalutely!Quote:
Originally Posted by MerryPrankstr
Yer always welcome here!
Didja bring beer?:D
Nice thing about da game porch.
Any subject qualifies as game chatter.
There's some good stuff sprinkled through this thread as a result.
Takes some gleaning.:(
No step in da fnords.:stoned:
Looks like Hermie's been sandbaggin' 'bout his skill level.:)
Aloha,
Wee Zard
Dis dumb.;
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Enjoy!
Weeze
Crissakes, I spent a frickin' week jockeying those little bugger bishops around one square at a time...took me two days to figure out the last move, and that was with W.'s help...Quote:
Looks like Hermie's been sandbaggin' 'bout his skill level.
I do like to take some time and study some simple openings as I go, though. Decide what approach seems interesting. Midgame can go too many kinda whichway to study, for me. I just watch the force lines change as the pieces move.
So I'll BRB with a responding move.
Yeah, man--no problem. :thumbsup:Quote:
Hey Weez and DH, if I need any help on my grow can give you a shout out here
p -Q4
(tears himself away from another Indian-type defense)
P - QB4
The monkey wrench attack.;)
W.
P - K3
Me too.
P - K3
N - KB3
Aino sked dyu!
P X P
P x P
Making the capture with the knight was tempting, but you can run him off with your K3 pawn.
Kn - QB3
Quite right!
Planning to make a big hole in da middle of the board this time.
Your job?
Stop me.:jointsmile:
W.
B - QN5
B - Q2.
Thanks for da tempo.:jointsmile:
I'll try not to spend it all in one place.;)
Micro-gecko
You are funny--smack-talk in chess... :rolleyes:
o-o, on da kingside...
Kn - KB3
Kess coo say "smack-talk"?
Silver plate.
Moi,
Rustre
Beginners' Guide to Fantasy Smack TalkQuote:
Kess coo say "smack-talk"?
"Silver plate?" :wtf:
That's rustre for, "If y'all please.":DQuote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
'samatta you?
French rednecks get "crochu et phonics", too.
yes dey do.
U, times 2
N - QB3
Could not hang wit' "Crusher's" smack-talk video.
:blueknife:
I'm guessing he annoys his opponents until they submit.
So, I'll try to talk much classier smack.
Somewhere between the political prisoners in county jail, (they talk about yo momma in the third person plural) and the mensa nerds in central park. (They occasionally shake one's faith in physics)
It is intended to be instructive and entertaining.:)
Perhaps, not obviously so, but at least there's no damn fnords!
Least, not on purpose.:stoned:
Dat I know of.
See disclaimer.
Um, what was I typing?
Oh, yeah. Tag!
Your move.
'zard
QRP - QR3
Now, it's your move.
W.
See, view, play.:thumbsup:
Mercy, Ozzie.
You is quick!:)
Me.
I didn't mean for ya to hafta watch that video. I couldn't hang for long either; that guy could barely even stay in character.
That was just the first "OK' definition I googled up. Smacktalk can be friendly and funny, like playing the dozens. "Woofing" is a regional synonym, I guess. Just tickled me in a chess match is all. Like throwin' down at a spelling bee: "Oh, Yeah?!? Use THIS is a sentence, muthaf*ker!!!"
B x N
Mohammed Ali usta talk some pretty good smack. People usta take him serious sometimes when he wasn't, though.
B X B
p - QB4
What, right through your knight?
Sorry. Just mistyped. Queen's Rook. P-QR4. Betcha I was lookin' at your bishop, into whose path I am moving.
Been multi-tasking. :D
Assembled a lamp from a kit for the wife. Chinese insructions, partially translated real old-school style. Really out there. Weird little hand-drawings to illustrate, too.
Also put together a couple more coco-bubbaponics units with a "Yummy" (small orange sweet pepper) in one and a poblano in the other. Used a "6"" netpot (which is really about 5.5"--just too small for a 1 gal nursery pot to drop into :mad:) on one, and an 8" netpot on the other. You can get a wire tomato trellis into the 8, so Ima do dat. Not sure how big the plants'll get in the buckets. The Yummys were only about hip-high when I grew 'em in 5 gal soil pots.
I mixed 'em up, though, and I can't remember which is which :D (they're small).
P - QKn4
In my experience, the water women get about 50% bigger and produce 3 times the fruit.
Hope you photo-document this grow.
I forgot a lot with mine.:(
Waiting for my favorite plumeria tree to go dormant so I can get some cuttings for ya.
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Later
Weeze
Hey, I replied and my post is gone...
It was a shorty...
P x P
Your plumeria is a beaut...that foliage is such a pretty deep green.
Dat was about it. And de blooms...:thumbsup:
P X P
Look to your rook.
W.
R x R
Your controlled, cautious play is no match for my reckless ignorance! Yee haw! :D
I've just germinated some Purple Cherokee and Mortgage Lifter Tomatoes.
They are supposed to be large "beefsteak" genetics in soil. I intend to put them to the DWC test.
Crossing my fingers, toes and eyes. ;)
M.P.
Q x R
Ah, youse impetuous utes!
Still thinking...
Can't blame you.Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
That N - K5 move, was not the best choice.
Weeze
The omniscient
Uncross fingers, nose and eyes.Quote:
Originally Posted by MerryPrankstr
'cause, on you, dere ain't no flies.
You can grow da dank for sure.
An' 'maters be much easier.
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When I get good at growing, I want to try Ginseng in DWC.:D
Aloha
Da mad 'zard.