......u might be a stoner

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Originally Posted by Fattie

If you've ever eaten a bowl of cheerios, and the next minute say, "what the fuck happened to all my cheerios."

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the fuckin haliarious.

u might be a stoner if a fly lands on your bowl so you blow on it to get it to go away and all your weed flies everywhere.

you might be a stoner if you are too high to relize that you passed your 420th post...shit:cursing: :cursing:

You might be a stoner if you smoke weed :)

You might be a stoner if you search your whole car for lost bud, and actually manage to load a decent sized bowl.

if you open the dish washer some day (probably the same day you did them) and find it full of dirty dishes, and wonder what the hell's going on...


yooouuuu might be a stoner.

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Originally Posted by Sgt. Pepper

If you've ever tried to leave the house but had to go back in 6 times to individually retrieve your wallet, cell phone, lighter, keys, drink, and hat that you remembered to bring, one at a time.

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I'm quite the stoner then... I did this while my friends were in the other room waiting on me, i went back in like 4 times to get everything i needed, my dog following my footsteps every step of the way which my friend thought was hilarious.

If getting money makes you happy because it means you can buy a new piece then you might be a stoner.
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If you've ever driven around and try to remember the good smoking spots you see.

when you go to the grocery store to scout good bottles for gravity bongs, ive done that numerous times lol

You might be a stoner if you call your friends and acquantences "bud" and it always makes you think of marijuana.

You might be a stoner if you walk outside and decide "today would be an awesome day to smoke."

You might be a stoner if you see a crappy movie, and you think "This movie would've been good if I was high."