Sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't. :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by pabloescobar209
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Sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't. :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by pabloescobar209
just doing my job, how bout you knock off the attacking everybody over and over shit and be civil like we all are and all were without you and you're childish nonsense.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shelbay
Hey, I only called you a bitch because you called LOVElife a punk. Remeber that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shelbay
You've said that so many times, its lost meaning.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shelbay
I have 3 brothers....plent of male (real men) friends and it would really take more than them. But I still say that picture is disgusting. Opinions were asked for..just seems when it's not with the majority the arguing starts. I am totally against any weaker person being abused.Quote:
Originally Posted by robert42
And I will every time you spew hate my way. No new names for me yet? :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
good go fight a lion... i'll cheer for you :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shelbay
i agree with you in a way shelbay
in no way do i nor none of these guys condone that.
but i guess younger people see the lighter side of these things.
Sorry for the flaming you got lol
Did you just say your brothers were real men?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shelbay
Ewwwww, im not even gonna ask.
dear diary,
Day 1
We just celebrated our 35th wedding anniversary with not much to
celebrate. When it came time to reenact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried.
Day 2
Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, and
he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me something I don' t know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed.
Day 3
This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Something must change
soon.
Day 4
I'm hoping for a miracle. It's called Viagra. I told him that if he takes
Viagra, things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this will work. I replaced his Prozac Pills with the Viagra Pills, hoping to lift something other than his mood.
Day 5
What absolute bliss!!.
Day 6
Isn't life wonderful. But it's difficult to write while he's exercising his new found MANHOOD.
Day 7
This Viagra thing has gone to his head. No pun intended! Yesterday, at
Burger King, the manager asked me if I'd like a Whopper. He thought they
were talking about him. But, I have to admit it's very nice -- I don't think I've ever been so happy.
Day 8
I think he took too many over the weekend. Yesterday, instead of mowing
the lawn, he was using his "new" friend as a weed whacker. I'm also getting a bit sore.
Day 9
No time to write. He might catch me.
Day 10
Okay, I admit it. I'm hiding. I mean, a girl can only take so much. What am I going to do?
Day 11
I'm basically being screwed to death. It's like living with a Black and
Decker drill. I woke up this morning pinned to the bed. He's a complete
PIG.
Day 12
I wish he was gay. I've stopped wearing makeup, cleaning my teeth or
even washing but he still keeps coming after me! Even yawning has become dangerous...
Day 13
Every time I shut my eyes, there's a sneak attack! It's like going to bed
with a scud missile. I can hardly walk and if he tries that "Oops, sorry"
thing again, I'll kill the bastard.
Day 14
I've done everything to turn him off. Nothing is working. I even started
dressing like a Nun, but this just seems to make him hornier. Help me!
Day 15
I think I'll have to kill him. The cat and dog won't go near him and our
friends don't come over any more.
Day 16
The bastard has started to complain about not getting enough. I hope the
bloody thing explodes. I did suggest he might try stopping the Viagra
and going back on Prozac.
Day 17
Switched the pills but it doesn't seem to have made any
difference...Christ! Here he comes again!
Day 18
Aaaahhhh! He's back on Prozac. The lazy bastard just sits there in
front of the TV all day with that remote control in his hand and expects me to do everything for him. What absolute bliss!