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Oh my dear observant hard on?..Quote:
Originally Posted by HARDDON
The BF situation is a little difficult?.lets just say this?.the hammer hasn??t dropped but it??s definitely on its way down.
Don??t say things you don??t mean hard baby??you may develop a reputation as a tease.
:)
You lose the B.F........
You will find Hard :)
Guaranteed honey baby :)
Here's some quick facts for a road trip, HD...
1. Oklahoma means "Land of the Red People" in the Choctaw Language.
2. State bird is the Scissor-tailed Flycatcher.
3. Brad Pitt is from Oklahoma.
4. State motto is "Labor conquers all things". (sorta sounds like that Nazi motto)
5. 1.4% of the population is Asian. (sucks if you dig Japanese schoolgirls)
6. State tree is the "Redbud". (Hmmmm...)
7. It's illegal to catch whales in Oklahoma waters. (Illegal or did they stop trying?)
8. There's a town named Beaver, OK. (not as appropriate as Cunt, Spain, however)
9. Oral sex is illegal in OK and punishable by 1 yr in jail and a $2500 fine.
10. After #9 I'm questioning this road trip...
ROFLMFAO!!!! Nice:DQuote:
Originally Posted by 9ski9
I am not a Sooner? I am a Jayhawker to the very core thank you very much.
1. Kansas means ??People of the south wind?
2. State bird is the meadowlark.
3. I am from Kansas.
4. State motto is ??Ad Astra Per Aspera? Latin for ??To the stars through difficulty??.Yeah that??s right Latin?how many Nazi??s know Latin.
5. Hard on??s not interested in Japanese school girls?..so it doesn??t matter?.
6. State tree is the Cottonwood.
7. We sent all of our whale hunters to Oklahoma long ago.
8. We have a town called Bonner Springs??.I??m pretty sure it??s Latin for Boner?
9. My oral sex would be worth at leist 2 years in jail (ever hear of Ft. Leavenworth) and a $5000 fine.
10. After #9 let me know when to expect you ?. :)
I thought you were from Oklahoma, Clever. Thought I heard it in the accent.
And if I insulted you, then I'm sorry.
Note to self: never again call a woman from Kansas a whale hunter.
My dear?you would have to employ legions on men to adequately offend me.
I thought your post was very funny (that??s why I copied it)
Yes, I do live in Oklahoma?..but I don??t have to play by their rules because I??m from Kansas (that??s how it works right)
Whew...glad to hear.
Well, I hope that hammer dropping thing is going well. I used to love to break up with girls. It's the one time in a relationship that I'd feel in control.
It??s not going as well as I would like it to?..
Normally I??m little miss big balls?..but I??m being a total pussy about this.
I don??t mind giving someone the ax if they fuck up or do something wrong?.but that is not the case here.
I??m just trying to avoid the unavoidable?..causing a decent person pain.
I??m going to have to get over myself??and just take care of business?..I know that.
(sigh)
Damn........