You know you're high when...

You know your high when your alarm has been going off really loud since 12pm and your just now noticing it an hour later.

You know that you're high when you sleep on the kitchen floor at your friend's house.

you know your high when you replace the bong water with egg nog because you love the taste of egg nog

You know your high when there are no more coockies left

You know ur high when u try to cook popcorn in the microwave and it wont work, then u realize u didn't hit start.

You know ur high when halfway through pissing u realize ur pissing in the garbage can.(I can honestly say i have not done this but have come very close)

You know ur high when u see a white van and u start freaking out.

You know ur high when u try to turn on the toaster with a remote.(I've done this once looked like a complete jackass.)

You know ur high when u put a pop can in the oven and don't even realize u did.

You know ur high when u try to turn on the computer but it wont work, so u repeatedly hit the power button and realize the monitor is off.(I've done this many times)

You know ur high when u are watching a paused movie and don't realize until u stare at the clock.(This happened to me, my friends and I went into future shop stoned to watch the movies they show and we were standing there watching the T.V. for about an hour and someone came up and told us the movie was paused, we woulda never found out):D

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Originally Posted by AtomikDan

You know you're high when your spelling is this bad. ;)

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you know you're high when you think the elderly lady at Whole Foods Market in Union Square said to the cashier "these thunder thighs prevent me from being fly" and find yourself troubled by this information.

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Originally Posted by Chronisseur

You know your high when you pull up the guide on the TV, and when you find a show you continue to watch it in the corner of the screen, (without clickin out of the guide):D

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done that before. . . .

You know you're high when all your weed is gone
haha

You know you're high when you watch an informercial and you're amazed at what it can do.

"Just look Ian! It can clean crayon stains off of the refridgerator!" Oooooo Ahhhhhhh Wow!