Decided it was a good idea to grow a plant in my dormroom on campus. Even put it in the windowsill for light. Even though i was on the 3rd floor all you had to do was take a quick glance and it was obvious what it was. What a dumbass i was. lol.
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Decided it was a good idea to grow a plant in my dormroom on campus. Even put it in the windowsill for light. Even though i was on the 3rd floor all you had to do was take a quick glance and it was obvious what it was. What a dumbass i was. lol.
i was just about to get in the shower the other night stoned as stoned can be.....when my phone rang i answered the phone and went straight back and got in the shower,
fully clothed and still holding the phone!!!!
fucking stoner lol
Once put some sqwidgy black on my fire guard to soften it up a bit,went to go take it off and pushed it off the guard and into the fire! :( :wtf: and fo some reason I always light the Joint at the roach end ? :jointsmile:
funny as man..i get bollocked now and then for bein abusive, to these types of people,take it easy RM>Quote:
Originally Posted by bluerasta
i went in a pub cubicle once to chop up an oz of hash,i was takin a leak at the same time, and as i went to shake the old fella,i burnt myself with the hot knife! wont do that again i can tell u!
ive also went on munchie`s duty and left my friends bike outside and walked back,only to have him rave bout this £300 bike,ran back....no bike
One night i got so wasted i ended up walking around in circles in my bathroom for quite a while. I just couldn't stop for some reason? I was getting all paranoid in thinking i was gonna throw up! I never did though lol.
Geez, I've done a few pretty dumb things.
Number one has to be leaving a baggie with half an ounce of pot in it on the table, out in the open, all day, while my friend's parents were home. Luckily they didn't see it, but that's pretty damn stupid.
Other than that, just random stupid things: putting things back in the wrong place, shouting at strangers. A friend and I smoked up in a forest and had a freakout because some dude shined a flashlight at us, and we ended up crashing through the brush in the dark because we were too paranoid to stay put.
Already burnt outta my skull, I plugged my new (old) vape in. Didnt feel any heat accumulating, so I decided to grab the stem....Yes, GRAB THE STEM!...Very BAD idea. My thumb and forefinger looked like burnt plastic!:(
Got blazed on the way out to a party one night and decided to stop at walgreens to get some more b's, got out my car went in got my stuff and on the way out the door i was looking for my keys and couldnt find them. As it turns out I left my keys in the ignition with the car running in the parking lot..
One time I was so stoned and paranoid, a plane was going over head and I thought I was stuck in WWII.
I was rolling a spliff in the loo (while stoned) out of a 5gm bag of widow. i had all the excess and tobacco n shit on a piece of tissue to keep it tidy. anyway just as i had the spliff rolled i heard someone comin so i put the spliff in my pocket grabbed the tissue, rolled it up and flushed it down the toilet. ten minutes later i realised my baggie was in the tissue. i even opened up the drains outside looking for it to no avail. Im still recovering from the depression of that traumatic experience
2 things really.. one being leaving a Bottle Bag (Lungs) on my radiator and my dad came in and saw it.. "whats that used for DRUGS!?"
I was in a panicked silence for what seemed like forever, until i managed to come up with some cock and bull story of using it to inhale tobacco when you have no rolling papers. He took it perfectly and have not had another incedent since =)
Secondly, just got high as a kite and my two mates left the room for what seemed FOREVER - and if you do Bottle Bags then you'll know how bad you need a ciggy afterwards. Being out of them myself and my mates no where to be seen, i spotted a semi-ok stubbed out ciggy in the ashtray.. i kept telling myself no, dont do it. but desperate times lead to desperate measures and i carefully wiped all the ash and crap from it.. and lit.
MOST DISGUSTING CIGGY I EVER HAD. What was i thinking? :wtf:
I was playing with this huge inflateable frizeebee with my ex's sister and it went on the roof of a portable, I climbed up to get it (which took a loooooooooooooong time) and then threw it off. It then hit me, how was i going to get down, since it was a raised portable with some gravel and a field below. I decided that jumping was the best option, bad move on my part, my legs gave out and I hit the ground preetty hard, lucky other than bruising I was not hurt to badly and I think I learnt my lesson.
Just recently, i made myself a bong hit it and the realized that i forgot to put weed in it. Also after a bong i needed a drink so by accident i picked the bong up and drank from it:(. REALLY BA TASTE DON"T TRY IT!
Ive:
Got on the bus and asked for a pint.
Spent two hours looking for my glasses, then realized they were on my face.
Woken up in a bush.
Attempted to get a bowl of cereal and a coffee, then ended up with a bowl full of cheerios, jam, oreos and beer - then ate it.
Attempted to assassinate trees
The dumbest thing i did while stoned was walking around at halloween and hearing fireworks go off so i thought someone was shooting me and i ran into some random persons house for cover.:D
oh i think im good at this game, i have a bunch.
1. Hit a bowl while already stoned, passed out after exhaling the hit, woke up on the floor, and my right knee was fucked for like 6 months. told everyone i slipped on ice going down to my shed, cause i was walking all funny, and couldnt play hockey for a while :(.
2. After telling my dad i wouldn't have any weed/para in the house i smoked and forgot my bong upstairs in the kitchen and went to bed... :S DOH!
3. Being so 007 about hiding my stash after i was done smoking a sesh, then wakeup, have the urge to smoke and not remember where i hid it. - same with lighters :S
4. This one time, i got so friggen high. This was back in my 'casual smoking' days. Anyways, i had my best buddy come over, and he had this big alien bong, so we got some ice, cold water, and went down to the park with my step sisters friend (she was awake and she smokes so she came). Get Down to the park, and i have sparks on three massive party bowls, once the sesh was done, i stood up, and everything was sooo shaky i couldnt see too well, i didn't know which direction was which and where to go and it was my neighborhood lol. I felt like i was smashed and high at the same time, and it was the hardest thing ever remaining standing/walking, so my buddy helped me out. Lasted for about 10 mins, then i was just walking home saying "i wanna go to bed, im way too high". But by the time we almost got to my house the high lowered a bit, so i decided to go buy something to munch on.
5. Made a Lightbulb vape, using it, and lungs kinda hurting. Anyways long story short, i thought i inhaled a tiny shard of glass and was internally bleeding. I told my sister and step sister my problem when i was high cause i was freaking out, they laughed at me, and my sister said "go sit down on the couch, and just relax, your gonna wake up tomorrow and laugh at how stupid you are now". She was right obv, haha
Voted 'Labour', I've had eleven years to regret it!
lol' i voted them morons in as well, i don't bother voteing now they're all wankers and thats being polite. FLAME how did your LR turn out in the end?Quote:
Originally Posted by Flameon
Hi wm how's it going?Quote:
Originally Posted by weedmaster
The LR turned out great. What's left of it is currently curing in a jar on my desk. (I couldn't resist a few tokes) Very pleased with the results and looking forward to planting a few more next year.
Thanks once again for all the help and advice and getting me started :thumbsup:
Keep up the good work!
i'm glad it all came good for you:thumbsup: sorry for hijacking the threadQuote:
Originally Posted by Flameon
Last night i was pretty stoned while drinking Absinthe. Anyway i go to turn off my bedroom light almost knocking the cup over twice which was on my floor. Then after turning off the light i forgot the cup was there and tripped over it which resulted in the drink spilling all over my new bedroom carpet. Luckily it hasn't stained that much. At the time though i just didn't give a shit. I just went straight back to listening to music lol.
this one time my bro was was getting a blunt ready to smoke some purple haze on the way to the mountains. he broke up the bud n put it in a envelope. then he passes it to me. i thought he put the tobacco from the blunt in it so i tossed the envelop out the window in the freeway.after my bro got the blunt ready to roll it he asked me for the weed n then i realized i just fcked up. it was just a blunt worth we had more. we had to pull over n laugh for a bit.
i got stoned out of my mind... so for 30 min i have my cell phone on my ear because i wanted to call someone but never did... biggest trip was realizing it :wtf:
I keep on loosing my lighter in my other hand if ive had too many lungs...
hahahahaha :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lamperus
Sitting on one end on the couch - dog sitting at the other end - I was watching TV and when ever the dog would make a movement, I thought it was a buddy and would start to talk to him - must of done it 4 times before I had to put the fking thing outside. Nice buzz that day
i once spent 30 min trying to find my cell phone, when i suddenly had the brilliant idea to call it. so i reached in my pocket, pulled out my cell phone and started dialing my own number, it wasnt until i clicked "call" and started wondering if it would just ring in my hand that i had already found my cell phone and was using it to call itself.
Broke my ankle!!! ouch to say the least, was fun explaining that one in the hospital!!
I started cracking up laughing when i read this. Maybe its cause im blasted, but that shits funny as hell! :rastasmoke:Quote:
Originally Posted by jessem98
LOL dat shits funny
You called yourself and still was wondering if it would ring in your hand?:wtf:LOL
Theres been tons of dumb things i did while blowed but one time me and my homie smoked 3 blunts of some purp in a garage and his girlfriends dog was in there. We had never gotten it stoned before so we decided to. We didnt think it was stoned until it walked like 6 feet away from us and kinda threw itself to the floor. My homie said
what if we killed it? Kinda jokingly and kind a seriously And we just started laughin like crazy for a couple minutes until it really wasnt moving and then it got quiet and we just looked at each other like OH SHIT WHAT IF WE DID KILL IT. Till we walked over there and seen that it was just sleepin with a smile on its face
Yea not a good idea to hide your weed right after a session. Your so stoned you think of the perfect place to hide it but cant remember the next morning. But most likely you`ll find it a couple months later when your dry :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by jessem98
alright...so im smoking up one of my bestfriends for the first time. so im thinkin i gota really smoke thsi kid up bc its his first time. so we each eat a brownie..then we smokeed 5 bowls of headies. wow, by that time...i was soo off my ass it took me almsot 20 mintues to pack the 5 bowl. i was basically tripping and went to this sick restaurant called Tex-Mex. i asked the waiter if he could bring out some chips and salsa...and i also asked if i could get the 'chips' extra crispy...well, of course chips are already crispy..what i really wanted crispy was some of those famous sweet and sweaty wings.
we ended up getting in an argument about the 'crispy chips'... by the end, my buddy realized how high he was and he was laughin so hard he almost shit his pants. great high times that day
this was NOT me...who did this...and the kid that did do this was a fucking rookie ass bitch who got the shit beaten out of him
alright....hope ur ready for this
so it was snowing adn we got out of school early. me and a bunch of friends and this one random ass faggot went over this kids house. we had some extremely dank bud and the kid wanted to smoke us all up through his new 2ft bong. amazing bong with an ice catcher adn all taht shit...rips soooo nice
well we are 2 bowls in and alraedy off our asses....this one faggot kid thinks hes funny shit and when the kid who owns the bong was packin another bowl...the faggot fuckin judo-kicks the bong off of the kids table.. hahaaha it was funny shit for a little...but then not so funny after teh kid got his ass kicked...welll anyway, the bong fuckin flew off the able and shattered against the wall...the kid got bong water all over the owners new iphone that was charging and he also completely shattered his bong into millions of pieces...to top if off, a freshly packed bowl of the dankest buds was now all over the floor covered in bong water.
well it took us all about 5 minutes or so to realize what actually happened..the fag kid who judo-kicked taht shit was cracking up and was thining he was the man or something...well the kid who owns teh bong stood up and fucking laid that kid out with one punch. kid broke his jaw and ended up getting surgery on his jaw too. haha, well he deserved it
now the fag kid realizes what he had done and he ended up buying the owner of the bong a dub bag of some headies
I probably did the dumbest thing on this thread, not while stoned but just read on . Okay i was in 8th grade and probably smoking for probably a year but barley becoming a real pot head.I was real frustrated this one day in school and felt like the day would never end. At lunch my friend told me he just hit a joint of some orange kush in the school bathroom and had half of it left, so he gave it to me along with a lighter and some papers( I dont remember why i had his papers cuz i was just gonna hit the half a joint) My friends have smoked in the school bathroom before i would just usually wait till i got to the park after skoo. But neways i really wanted to be high during skoo so i went into the bathroom and smoked it. then i threw the roach in the toilet and flushed and went to recess. I gave him back his lighter and papers. Then a bunch of people started asking me if i smoked in the restroom. All the people i knew that didnt smoke started making a big deal about it and it seemed like everyone at recess was talking about it. So recess ended and i went to my class and i seen the look on my teachers face and i knew what she was gonna do. I was always bad in her class but she gave me tons of chances and never really sent me to the office. She sent me, along with about all the mexicans and blacks in my class and lined us up against the wall. She smelt everybodys clothes and just then i knew i was done for. She sent me along with about 4 other boys to the office. And the 2 hour interrogation began. I totally denied it but the principle kept saying he knows it was me and if i fess up then things will be easier.He said he walked in the bathroom and couldve got high off the fumes.LOL as i denied it he kept saying a cop was on his way with a dog and kept saying i still have time to fess up. But he kept making excuses on why the cop was taking so long.I was getting more worried by the minute but i didnt have NOTHING on me no light no roach no record for marijuana. Just the fact that i knew i was really stoned. I finally fessed up. Just then a cop walked in WITH NO DOG and i knew i just got played for a sucker(But i was young and stoned out of my mind). I got expelled from the district and got like 3 months probation. I think back and knew they couldnt do anything cuz they had no proof. I shoulda just kept denying it. :mad:
Went to call a friend and wondered why the phone wouldn't ring. I hadn't dialed. Went to dial and stared blankly at the phone hoping the number would occur to me. I then forgot who I was calling.
** put the joint DOWN, madame. **
Also tough lessons learned like:
Valuables you want to hide whilst stoned become long lost treasures.
The item you're casually looking for is probably in your hand and can lead to embarrassing Q&A: "where's my phone?" ..."you're holding it, you muppet!" ..."oh. :o :D"
Sharing a hammock only seems like a good idea.
Cooking is complicated but that walk to the store for munchies is longer than you think.