The Big Lebowski: That chinaman PISSED on your rug dude.
Grandma's Boy: YEAH MONKEY KARATE CHOP THE ELEPHANT!
The Big Lebowski (again): THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS LARRY!
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The Big Lebowski: That chinaman PISSED on your rug dude.
Grandma's Boy: YEAH MONKEY KARATE CHOP THE ELEPHANT!
The Big Lebowski (again): THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS LARRY!
"Oh right aye, erm your the chick who was with those assholes in the pool hall throwing popcorn at Thumper!"
The Butterfly Effect
Fore...
Bill Murrey in Caddy Shack...
From the amusing scene where he hits the the golf ball off course and it bounces off several trees and lands in the punch bowl causing a subsequent furore?
"You aint gonna shit right for a week." - Bad Santa
"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?".
"Germans?".
"Quiet, He's on a role."
- Animal House, it is the shit.
"When the right hook comes out , Crazzzy motha fucka's like you get knocked out" Trailer Park Boys
he said u aint guna shit right for a MONTH actuallyQuote:
Originally Posted by Lit Up
"You guys got fat while the rest of us starved... it's my turn:)... (gun shots)"
Christopher Walken AKA Frank White from "King of New York"
Just to finish it off. Fantastic film (I saw the waterfront where it was filmed when I was in NY:thumbsup: )Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."
MY FAVE MOVIE EVER!
Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[Kilgore unhappily walks off]
English Motherfucker, Do you speak it!!!!!!!!?
Jules Winnfield "Pulp Fiction"
you see this knife? im gonna teach you to speak english with this fucking knife!
- gangs of new york
harry-"look at the ass on that"
lloyd-"yea, he must work out"
-dumb and dumber
- William Wallace, Braveheart.Quote:
Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
- Boondock SaintsQuote:
Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
Rocco: FUCK!!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
- Tony Montana, Scarface.Quote:
What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be! You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
"If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fucking head in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the time I get out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. But guess what? I'll crack your fucking head again! 'Cause I'm fucking stupid! I don't give a fuck about jail! That's my business. That's what I do." joe pesci, casino
"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob." - nuf said.
well, go ahead and close the thread, this trumps them all:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Figment
Damn, We in a tight spot...... (oh brother where art thou)
You got knocked the f**k out....(Friday)
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade-school" -Marla
Fight Club
Well, great quote....great avatar....great name.Quote:
Originally Posted by NiceTanAss
You rock.
Listen you fuckers, you screw heads. . .
Here is a man who would not take it anymore.
Here is a man who stood up to cunts, the dogs...
Taxi Driver Rules!
But did you know the original quote was supposed to be "I want to have your abortion". But that was tooooo pc Peace...:jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by NiceTanAss
Say what one more time mother f**ker....... Great movie!Quote:
Originally Posted by NewbiePacker
Nice!!Quote:
Originally Posted by CanaDanKs Inc.
"It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo. Part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjegate the barbarian hordes of Pluto. But, even though this is a totally convincing reality for me, in every way... Never the less, Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent... In that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here, When I stop going there... I will be well. Are you also divergent, Friend?" -L.J. Washington
12 monkeys
"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."
-Peschi, Goodfellas
Quote:
Originally Posted by MacWQ33
"DO I AMUSE YOU???" fucking classic!!!
'"STARTING DEFENSE.....A PLACE AT THE TABLE...WHOOOOHOOOOOO SMASH" YouTube - Lattimer Makes Starting Defense
"DING MOTHER ING DONG" YouTube - The Program
YouTube - Good Fellas What makes me funny "what makes me funny"
YouTube - Goodfellas - Whacking Samuel L. Jackson more good fellas
yippy kiae mutha F'a YouTube - Die Hard - Yippie-Kai-Yay
just a few random stuff, got plenty more though
"Holy Jesus! What are these god damn animals?" Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
and lets not forget...
"WAIT... we can't stop here! This is bat country!"
Do you wanna get high? Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?
" I love you Pumpkin" " I love you Hunny Bunny" " ok everybody be cool this is a robbery" " Any of you fucking pricks move and i'll execute every motherfuckin last one of ya" ------------------------------ " You start acting like the village drunkard in some early irish novel......total loss of basic motor skills" ------------------------------ "It's shite bein Scottish"
i play hockey and i fornicate, because those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.
-mystery alaska
i have a toy pony, he takes big shits.
-mystery alaska
a mother walrus going thwap thwap thwap? ......
....women don't like being to refered to as fat mammals skank.
-mystery alaska
"Quick, like a bunny"
Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing
really, best movie ever :)
'Fuck Pillow Pants! Honk if you love or like pussy!'
CLERKS II
O-Ren Ishii: As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!
[pause]
O-Ren Ishii: I didn't think so.
hahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Cotton_Mouth
...or to be the first to find a new alien life form...and nail it!
"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be." ~Scarface
Bridget fonda to Robert de niro in pulp fiction
" wanna fuck "?
Personally, i think Fear and Loathing is a great film but every time I watch it it makes me cringe. You know why?
Because, if anyone's done LSD around here, they'd know that the portrayal of this particular drug is completely fictional, its movie-lized and makes people think thats whats happening to a person when they're on drugs. Lizards? yeah... right... whatever...
Also, there is no such thing as Adrenochrome. Its made up. Full stop.
Other than that the movies is top notch.
My Fav quote is: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass ...and I'm all out of bubblegum" - from 'THEY LIVE'
You gonna do something or are you just going to stand there and bleed?!?
-Tombstone
It's the one that says "Bad Mother Fucker"
-Pulp Fiction
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.
-Apocalypse now
Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!
-Full Metal Jacket
...Just a few of the many...
i luv the smell of napalm in the morning
from APOCOLYPSE NOW