one time i texted my ex g/f on my phone... during "the nasty" as you kids call it these days
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one time i texted my ex g/f on my phone... during "the nasty" as you kids call it these days
Oh now that is just wrong.
You still orgasm, but you dont come with this method.. So the little guy will probably go back to sleep after.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gatekeeper777
Haha back in high school I had this fuck buddy that had graduated already, so I would always ditch my first period and get a good fuck in before class. My friends would always call me during to see where I was.Quote:
Originally Posted by JeenYuss
I always made sure to answer during the good parts. ;-)
yeah but its not like i was doing it intentionally or tryna b all cool an player-like... my phone beeped i had a text and i clicked one of my auto reply things sumthin bout im busy or sumthinQuote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
Oh well that's different then.
I think.
Carry on!:D
get her to go on top it will let you have a wee break and will give her control.
my tip is just not to take aderall before and you should be fine, i had a friend do that....how sad.
LMAO!!!:S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2:Quote:
Originally Posted by 0ffspring
Omg I just laughed for a good 5 minutes. If that actually works for you I'd be amazed. It would probably just make me sick to my stomach.Quote:
Originally Posted by scott9116
Why would a girl not want to finish? It's not like you can't go for 2, or 3. . . or 4.Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
What kind of girl are you fooling with? do you enjoy it when she is on top? If you got a girl that knows what shes doing, her on top can be a very bad idea. . .Quote:
Originally Posted by hasanyoneseenmypipe1
You are batting .1000 my friend. Any time I've ever ridden the baloney pony, 7 seconds was a record indeed. Dudes dig being able to look up at a girl's bouncing boobs, play with her clit, and see her tossing her hair around like a she-beast. Gets 'em every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by FreeVenice
That's why I never understand when a girl says she prefers being on top. Shortest ride of my life, with every single man I've ever been with. And this ain't my first rodeo.;)
unless she doesnt know what the fuck shes doing... then it ruins it both ways... i think at least... i kno it wasnt workin for me... "ok ok stop stop... move out tha way" lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
Ohno LOL! Did she bend you?
:S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
took me a minute to get it... :S2: :S2: :S2:
no just somewhat inexperienced i guess... even tho shes been wit more ppl then i have...
Well thank goodness for small favors.
:giggity:Skink's not around is he. . .Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
HA! ::looks around nervously::
Meet me by the swings.
I am fooling with my girlfriend of over 3 years, she knows what she is doin, I am just not a two stroke wonder.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by FreeVenice
LoL think about ugly disgusting people
and i wouldn't say think about things that make you mad
you might hit the girl or somethin Lmao...
just let your mind drift, don't think about your mind drifting
or else you'll be fucked...F-U-C-K-E-D LoL...
So what you just dont feel anything? I enjoy my women thank you. . .:pQuote:
Originally Posted by hasanyoneseenmypipe1
actually the best advice i can give is to wank it a lot, just get used to doing that.....lmao, unfortunately i had to once. Oh and enzyte does work...it'll give you a load that'll put pressure on your nuts, and increase blood flow.
Jerking off causes leakage!!!
well, i've never leaked from my anus, so i'm cool with that... this leakage you're talking bout...if it's precum i see, if it's anything else idk what you're talking about.
dont worry kids you will learn to last longer, its called age and experience, I suppose half you guys are like 18 or 19, I think everyone is like that when you are younger, when us fellas are that age we cant hold it for long, lol.
Jelly Donuts are great...
While she is blowing ya pull it out before you pop....then punch her in the mouth and than drop your load on her face...moment lasts a life time...
hahahahahaaQuote:
Originally Posted by scott9116
relax round the ladys take your time stop trying to be hitting it to fast or hard your not porn stars and you will last longer RELAX DUDES :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Just rub one out 15 minutes prior to, shit dont give er the easy one!
Peace
Why not just slow down?
I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but if a girl gets me to cum in under 5 minutes, it's because she's fucking lucky, or I wanked it a few times just before the point of cumming, specifically for the purpose of cumming fast in bed. It's not like these girls suck in bed either, i just know how to keep myself just before the "point of no return". Feels fuckin great.