not in my jar.... it stays good forever (sam is my cover.. i'm really the one who has it...)
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not in my jar.... it stays good forever (sam is my cover.. i'm really the one who has it...)
slip, we all know that id never do you a favor
My mouth is closed tighter than...Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
I sat here for a while and can think of nothing witty there.
tighter than a virgin
yeah they all know you wouldn't...
but what happens behind closed doors... no one knows... :eek:
~whispers~ don't forget the astroglide next time!
this one works way better slip
It really is amazing what we decide to talk about here. We sure are a unique people. ;)
actually, i just hijacked your thread...
Haha, no big deal, it was fun. :D
see jacking isnt so bad
I was just about to call you a threadjacker before I read your post.
IT WAS JACKED!
I have a disclaimer in my sig, i dont see why so many are suprised
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Originally Posted by Samwhore
Depends on where your doing it.
hahah, "jacking off in random places" one of my favorite threads
.. i dun care if that one works better... i wanted people to see it.. i just wanted them to have to work to see it
you had to work harder to see mine
damn bro i know what your goin thru, i but the 100 plates for $.79 or whatever thinking im all smart then when im carrying my super chilli, cheese, salsa, deluxe polish sausage back to my room it slides off when i open the door and stains my carpet. they are even worse if you microwave them, or accidentally get them damp. i was once eating waffles on one and there was no hard surface for me to cut them up on so i sat it on my lap, proceeded to cut a nice little bite of waffle and paper.
but my dad bitches about me never washing dishes so its easier
no i didnt' the same thing.. highlight the text.. the only diffrence is someone may think you posted nothing, whereas they know something is there in mine...
i didnt highlight to see yours, I could read it perfectly
haha control regained.
I have had that happen with styrofoam (sp) before, I was eating a steak in the to-go box and cut right through the damn thing.
OK, maybe not... lol
styrafoam is so fun to play with at the craft store
well if you wanna give yourself a headache to read that shit, then that's your problem :p there's a way easier way to read that shit...
yup, use the default text
If you'd have just applied the 5 second rule, you wouldn't have had to get more cookies. You wasted good cookies.
That rule doesn't work in my house. lol.
We have three animals that shed like crazy along with a bunch of other crap. We sweep them every couple of weeks, but their is no getting our floors completely clean.
comb the kitties hair?
i apply the 5 second rule EVERYWHERE.
my house, dining out, public restrooms, port-o-pots, crackhouses.
germs are everywhere. i say fuck it, you only live once! :)
We could, but I don't feel like doing that every night. I'd rather just sweep the floors when it gets to bad.
so if you had a corn dog fall in a pile of diahreah... as long as you picked it up in 5 seconds you'd still eat it?
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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
nice to see that somebody is keeping up here!
precisely.
paper plate holder :)Quote:
Originally Posted by JaggedEdge
Told yaQuote:
Originally Posted by Markass
LOL. Ok paper plate holder it is.
Here is my sandwich from lunch...
Note: the paper plate holder
also the bud I am gonna roll into a big joint after I get done eating
G, you might wanna toast that bread, it will fall apart...
damn this sounds like a paper plate comercial. lol, I know how you feel. I have had it happen to me before, but worst I have a big dog (Australian Heeler) and if you drop some food she will knock you over to get it. So I dont even get to use the 5 second rule :jointsmile: