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ahhaha oh god, girlies..I used to burn my ex-fuckbuddy with cigarettes because I was constantly mad at him. (I wasn't "good" enough for him, and it pissed me off)..I'd throw things at his head, beat the crap out of him, slam his head into things. I'd do what ever I could to hurt that sonofabitch..\
more rules!
Purple Banana is actually the one that said this. I just made it into a little picture for her. It should be the number one Girl Rule.
Wow, ladies ladies, you're a violent bunch arent you? :D
Thats pretty fucked up though, beating a dude in the head with a can of soda.. If that bitch is that big, what made him not able to stop you greenjeans?
He's bigger. But I'm crazier, have more to lose, and I am more sincere in my hatred.
I love that rule Mrs.!!!
LOL! I think it would save us all a lot of grief.
I like the burning with cigs thing. I don't know if I could fuck a person that made me so mad I would burn them with cigs.
that's the key, isn't it. whither you're growin' turnips or beating a man to death and tossing his lifeless body into a shallow grave. as long as you're sincere, everything will turn out just fine.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
Linus and I have a very similar philosophy.
I fucked him 'cause i was mad lonely and he was insanely manipulative.
Ironically, he's one of my best friend's now.
1. ALWAYS WEAR YOUR DRINKING SHOES at the bar... you know... the ones that are impossible to break your ankle in (flats) and the ones you don't mind people throwing up on or wading through spilled beer in (ewwww) and oh yeah, one more thing, they also have to be reasonably cute. Tall order. But we all have drinking shoes... am I wrong?
2. Wear only as much makeup as your friend is wearing... and then add one more thing so you look more put-together than she does. I'm a bitch. A superficial bitch. I know.
3. Don't speak to men with bad breath.
4. Offer women with bad breath a piece of peppermint gum.
5. And don't forget your drinking shoes!
Excellent advice!
mrs. g hits "print"
Word. In my case, drinking BOOTS. They are the same ones I ride the Ninja in ... calf-height, sturdy 2" heels, work-boot soles with awesome tread, nice and tight so they support my ankles in case of falling-down-ness. I actually know a girl who blew out a knee wearing fuck-me shoes drinking and had to get ACL surgery. What a dumbass. She bit it stepping over a curb outside the bar, in the winter, wearing like 3" stripper heels.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSmokingMonkey
My friends always wear more makeup than I do... I go out to bars in a baseball cap and eyeliner, period. I FEEL better because they seem sort of like they are trying too hard, if that makes sense? But whatever, I'm not out to pick up dudes, I'm out to chill with my girlies.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSmokingMonkey
Ewww and an addition to that rule, wrinkle up your nose and make faces at guys with bad breath. Dude, that is ass-nasty. If a guy can't keep his teeth clean, imagine what the grundle smells like. Gawd.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSmokingMonkey
Unless they are talking to bad breath dude over there. In which case, avoid the area, as it is probably unsanitary to breathe the air.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSmokingMonkey
lol it was bound to happen eventually... someone forgot to read up on the appropriate use of the term "PMS"...
http://boards.cannabis.com/strains-s...-ibl-scam.html
i swear.. some of you women are psychotic... you'r enot he first woman i've heard of using random everyday objects to batter their man with...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
an ex friend got his ass beat with a an old first aid kit (one of the metal ones)
Yeah man, that's so random lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Fist's are pretty hard too, just gotta know how to throw one... or even better, straight up learn not to hit at all. o0o0o0o That's a new one eh?
Peace, (please) :rastasmoke:
Apparently, it was a new one on my ex. I never hit him first. All these things happened in the course of me defending myself. And if you think I'm going to just sit there and let someone whip up on my fine ass, you got another think coming. That fucknut was lucky I didn't sew him up in the bedsheets and take that Louisville Slugger to his head while he slept.Quote:
Originally Posted by Canadien.
In that case, I'd kick his ass for you. If you posted that before, I'm sorry, I didn't see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
Damn straight he's lucky.
I have some experience with guys like that... growing up that is. It makes me shake.
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Originally Posted by TheAtomicPunk
Speak for yourself, I wash my hands everytime I leave the shitter. And I didn't see anything wrong with your original post.....
Hahahahahahha, i bet he's still in therapy now - flashbacks and everything rofl!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
hehe i just laufed at this one
Never, ever chew gum in public. To me, it looks cheap and causes people to assume lower intelligence.
I don't have any rules. All the rules you listed are imposed upon you as societal norms, which are virtually vacuuous and completely irrelevant to me. I will do whatever the fuck I would like to do.
I just do not feel comfortable subscribing to any sort of expectations, be they related to gender, occupation, socioeconomic status, ethnicity...I find this post disturbing, to say the least.
holy-fucking-mother-of-god-shit! i haven't seen you in fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer !Quote:
Originally Posted by powair
where you been?!
always have a signature item
something unique and cute that you can wear everyday without it getting old
mine, my gold bracelets
ALWAYS dangled about on my left wrist
I have been around....lots of fucked up shit has been happening. Whats up with you?Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
hey.. E-Tard kids go there to you know. Cheapest glow sticks aroundQuote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
Ok I'm a guy and I wash my hands after I take a crap, or even just pee, not washing your hands is a major health hazard, and just sick, I don't care if your a guy or a girl, just wash your hands after you have been close to those areas. And yeah some guys say "Well its not like I get shit or piss on my hands, so why wash?" <---thats still nasty, a piece of toliet paper ain't much of a barrier, and sure when ya piss ya may not wipe your penis, but your still holding your penis while you pee! and a penis is never a clean peice of equipment ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAtomicPunk
Poor Pepsi! If thats not pepsi abuse I don't know what is! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
Sorry you had an husband that was that bad that you had to beat him with a can of pepsi! I bet he hasn't drank a can of pepsi since then lol
hahha these are hilarious...
What about just basic ones, that we should all comprehend but some don't.
If you see a girl with a guy, don't try and hit on him when she walks away..no matter how drunk and/or desperate you may be.
If your friend says she has her eye on a man, don't dare go near him!
You'd think that morally, these things would be common knowledge and practice...but sadly there are girls who still behave like that...*cough* sluts :wtf:
MOST guys.. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by birdgirl73
If women are foreign creatures, Im the official ambassador :cool:
i noticed most woman wont get violent until violence was brought upon them first... im the same way.. iv never been in fights with a guy.. but i have gotten in fights with some abusive girls.. you know how hard it is to not hit them in their face??? oMG it takes everything in me to aim at the body.. but lucky i haven't slipped up yet.
I have no rules as a girl.. I guess the whole washing of the hands is a basic one, and i also have bar shoes.. I use the stall with the empty ones by it.. i dont want to hear anyones business.. and when on a date you only give the first glance.. don't stair !! lol:smokin:
I'm so with birdgirl on the makeup and jewelry. Bejeweled and painted is just so tacky.
It's not OCD to use a towel or hankie on bathroom doors. These days, it's just the smart thing to do. How do you think 2/3's of the passengers of a cruise ship get sick with the same ailment?
I've never 'had' to fight back with a guy (for real -- playing maybe), but I'm with Mrs. G. If a guy even attempts to hit me, well, 'it's on', and it's on to win.
My 'bar shoes' are ca'boy boots. Real beat up roach killers...lol
Some of my rules:
Never look twice at a guy with dirty fingernails. (unless he's been planting my pot plants)
Cleavage and sexy skirts have a time and place.
Generally, I want to be 'fresh' and 'clean' for sex. (there are a few exceptions)
Guys...I want you clean too. "NO," I will not put that in my mouth after your softball game. Scheech
I know it might be the rage these days not to, but I will always wear panties. (I have personally observed this awful snafu) They might be thongs, but you're not getting a freebie peek of my girl. What in the worlds wrong with these girls/women flashing their pu**y around?
Lie to me, and you're dead meat forever....B
I agree, not washing your hands after wiping a shitty ass is nasty. However... my penis is DEFINITELY a clean piece of equipment. Fuck Ill wash my hands BEFORE I piss.. why would I want to get all the nasty filth crawling on my hands on my schlong? The dick is only dirty if it doesnt get maintained.Quote:
Originally Posted by potsmokingnome
Dude I am so totally with you on this one... I want them to marry me right now.. I absolutely LOVE a fiery warrior woman!Quote:
Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
God damn... how come I never meet women like yall? Oh well, Ill just keep doing whatever the fuck it is that I do until I feel its time to do something different I guess.
Couldn't be more in agreeance with you on both of these.Quote:
Originally Posted by brussels
Especially guys who aren't circumcized...and they don't clean the area inside....no fucking way. Not doing it. It's nasty.
On another note in that same way...guys pushing on your head while you're trying to 'do your thing'.....they get a bite. Once and I will ask you not to. Twice...and it's a bite. lol.
And above all...I too hate liars. Such a disrespectful thing.
Seriously. Long nails too.Quote:
Originally Posted by brussels
Can I add always write hand written thank you notes for gifts or presents or if you stayed at someones house?
Now I realize I may get bashed for this post, but I am mearly expresing my opinion.Quote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
Just because you were mad at him doesn't condone venting that anger on him by harming him. I would have pressed charges on your crazy ass. Would you think it's fine for a guy [Let's even say say a guy who is physically smaller than you] to do the same to you?
People like you disgust me.