The Vending Machine Game

inserts mint condition 1954 Bary Bonds basketball card

Gets a rotting cats leg

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

Out of order.

Inserts last dime to name.

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Gets a blank check oh but wait its stuck and wont fall.

Inserts some kibble and bits

gets a vertically challenged fisherman with a naval piercing

inserts 3 hairs from the local team mascots left nostril

I hate to do this to you beancounter41.
The Straight Dope: Was Mr. Greenjeans Frank Zappa's father?

*gets a tower with a longhaired princess in it*
*inserts hand lotion

*it puts the lotion in the basket*

*inserts will smith*

* machine starts playing theme song from fresh prince of bel air*

*inserts used condom*

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Originally Posted by EmoRebellion

*it puts the lotion in the basket*

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hahaha

*gets out a screaming, drooling, baby*
*inserts eye drops*


(Oh what a trade..)

get's pinkeye...

inserts Dancing Bear...

*gets to be anna nicoles babbys daddy*

*inserts Mr. Peanut*

gets a reese's...

inserts Grandfather Clock...

gets an actual grandfather

inserts Rolex

gets an apple

inserts a snowball

*gets a funny taste in his mouth
*inserts a cable box

gets Nickolodean...

Inserts Mr Moose

*gets anna nicole smiths dead body*

*inserts nutsac*

*gets arrested for necrophilia
*inserts battery charger

gets vibrator

insert blow up doll

*gets Cancer*
*inserts hobo salivia*

Get hooch

insert testicles

you get neutered

inserts breast milk

gets breast cancer

inserts bag of schwagg

get a bag of the finest bud imaginable

inserts a worn pair of moccaisons

gets a crack rock.





inserts a nug of some dank-ass white & red haired (not glass) purplley/orangish dro.

gets a penis in the ass



inserts shoelace

Gets a skate shoe!

Inserts karma sutra

* Gets a slipped disc
*Inserts CAT5-E cable

Gets a Virus


Inserts a finger..

gets a stinky finger (you seen what went in there why would you stick your finger in there?)

inserts a fake 20$ bill

Get's one transvestite.


Inserts cooling rods.

get meldown

instert a bottle of Tequila

gets a mexican fellow called pedro

inserts pedros mustache

Get's Jesus' beard

insert papers

gets man boobs

inserts garlic bread

gets spaghetti

inserts riddlebox cd

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Originally Posted by Podge_Boro

you get inspired to write a novel based on the life of ronald mcdonald

inserts a digital watch with a missing strap

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u mind is like mine ,weird

Quote:

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

gets spaghetti

inserts riddlebox cd

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You get a IT clown doll.

Inserts gum off the bottom of my shoe

*gets bellybutton lint
*inserts buddha statue

Get a sutra

insert a poodle

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans

I hate to do this to you beancounter41.
The Straight Dope: Was Mr. Greenjeans Frank Zappa's father?

*gets a tower with a longhaired princess in it*
*inserts hand lotion

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A friend has a set of old capt kangaroo shows on tape.And the damn credits listed green jeans as francis zappa.Or frelord or something that started with an F.And my friend is too dumb to do any magic with photoshop to his tapes so if they are fake, someone ELSE faked them elsewhere.But I have seen with my own eyes the credits of the show showing a zappa as green jeans.I used to watch the show faithfully as a kid.The man sure LOOKED like he was Frank's dad.Same nose, same eyes, same unibrow (just like his son Dweezil's)

**gets poodle poop

inserts a pooper scooper with only 1 claw**