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An attempted breakin to my home brought half a dozen cops stomping around the house while I was asleep. Luckily access to "my room" was locked but they asked why the door was locked. I lied and they bought it.
Knock on wood, I had odour and noise under control so my explanation was believable. That was the most scared I have ever been and my life and freedom flashed before my eyes that day.
What was your excuse about the locked door?Quote:
Originally Posted by Perp
Eighth. Same charges.Quote:
Originally Posted by Four50HP383Chevy
My closest was probably one time when my friend and I parked in an ultra shady spot to blaze. We had just sat down in the back of my van and hadn't even pulled out the bong when out of the corner of my eye I see a cop roll out from behind this building in front of the car. We both quickly ducked, and immediatly after his searchlight swept through the car.. Luckily we were in the back and he couldnt see us. Had the cop come sooner he would have seen us.. If he came any later he would have seen the smoke and we would have been busted.. A close call indeed.
the best ive ever had was when i used to get knicked about once a week, (homless+and a thife nicking cars and shit you no how it gos) i even had a stage of opening my rizla packett and stashin a couple ov matches in the back then doin it bk up becouse the police rd hear let you take fags and bakkie and rizlas in your cell but not a light (cuz ov self harmers) and i got knicked one time and was in my cell with my stashed matches and rolling bakkie when i noticed i had a joint of soap bar/solids/dirt bar whatever you call it in my shirt pockett the police didnt look in there proply becouse i had sbout 5 diffrent tops on, so i used one match to burn it in sum bog roll and the other to smoke it with in the cells aaaarrggghhhhhhh fucking mint it was my best joint ever, thick cops opend the doors about 3 hours after i smoked it and said have you bin smokeing in hear i said no i wish i ad a light,its probly just on your clothes then ,fucking thickooossssssss lol :D :rastasmoke: :pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyDC
I got pulled over for going over the speed limit on a bridge on my way home with my buddies at 1 am. We had just gone to a nearby college to pick up a 1/4 of headies. My buddies were already drinking and continued to drink in the back of my car while i drove us. We picked up the 1/4 and all was well. We're coming over the bridge just 5 minutes away from our warm, cozy apartment at school when we got pulled over.
I had the 1/4 on my inside pocket and my pipe hidden in the "secret compartment" under the cup holders. The cop asks for license and registration and her partner comes to the other window with a flash light and asks to look in. My 2 buddies in the back had a backpack with beers and each had a beer in hand. We're all 20 and therefore underage so the cop asks me to step out of the car.
I step out and she has me do a full field sobriety test, breath-alyzer, straight line, abc's, etc. I pass perfectly being sober. They then search my entire car for anything, and find a single roach in my ashtray (wasnt aware it was there) but they did not find my pipe (beautiful handcraft). The cop asks me if I'm high, have weed on me, etc. and pats me down. It's about 15 degrees outside cuz its the middle of January and i have a Northface on with inside pockets. She asks me if I have inside pockets and i say "no". I swear I heard the crinkling of the bag when she had pat me down.
She lets me get in my car, gives me a ticket for having an open container and let's me go.
Scariest run in with the cops to date for me.
only run in ive had with the police was when i was in my friends car, we got pulled over, and my mates car was a mess, rubbish, roaches, skins everywhere, he sees all of it and asks if we have any weed, to give it him and he will just take it off us and give us a warning, seems so its class c now they only take it off you give u a warning anyway, i thort i had the weed on me still from making the last joint, so i say to him yeh i have, go to reach in my pocket for it and it isnt there lmao, so i say to him, nah ive not i thort i did..
so he decides to search us all socks off n shit and finds nothing, so he seaches the car... he searches the car, under drivers seat, the boot, glove box etc.... but the dumb fuck never searched under the passanger seat where the weed was on the rolling tray lol. :)
Cops busted my grow, ended up in jail. Don't think that counts as a close call though.
Watch it people.
My closest call was I was going to buy some coke, but somone tipped the cops about it or something. So they came and the talked to me, but the guy who was gonna sell me the coke never showed... but by luck I guess I got away... and I had a pack of cigarettes in my pocket and I am under 18, but fortunatly they didn't try to search me... I knwo none of this makes since but it's too long of a story for me to feel like typing it all out.
^^Even if you have cigarettes they can't take them, 16 is the age where you can legally smoke by choice, but you can not purchase legally........
one time at a feild party, the cops snuck up on us and chased us all away. i was hammered and at first i thought it was a tow truck and then i realized a cop was running down the hill so i ran like a motha fucka and got picked up by my ride. i still got busted by my parents though.
wow, ive had a LOT of run in with the cops but i think my best story was the time a cop decided to pull a gun on me and my friend while we were piss drunk getting ready to hit a bowl. then we got in cuffs and right after we were about to get in the cop car our friends mom decided to come out and got the 5 cops(3 cars) to go away,