Your virginity is painfully obvious. What's next, you gonna hit one of us with your lunchbox and run away?Quote:
Originally Posted by SwirlyMass
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Your virginity is painfully obvious. What's next, you gonna hit one of us with your lunchbox and run away?Quote:
Originally Posted by SwirlyMass
that my friends is great :S2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
I'm glad you think girls are yucky.Quote:
Originally Posted by SwirlyMass
It may be best that you don't breed.
:D
that quote is sticky worthyQuote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
I HIGHLY SUGGEST THE KEEPER.
The Keeper (latex)
The Moon Cup (silicone)
THE KEEPER® THE MOON CUP® Manufacturer, Home Office, Distribution Headquarters
They never, ever leak; they are reusable. You will never spend money on tampons again. They are friendly to the environment. But you do have to touch your blood. Not for the faint of heart. But I am telling you they are so good and I will never, ever go back to the old way. I have used mine for three years now.
I believe the directions recommend emptying the Keeper every eight hours, minimum, to avoid build-up of bacteria. I find that on a heavy day I empty it every 4-6 hours but on a light day every 12 hours is more than sufficient.
And if you simply can't do the dumping out your own blood thing without fainting, I recommend organic cotton tampons. Much healthier than the "other" kind.
No im gonna pull your hair and hit you with a tree branch if you walk behind me.
And damn, i didn't know that i didnt want to read it until i read it. You just can't unlearn something like that.
Tampons and Pads and periods dont gross me out its the idea of collecting the blood in a cup, what are you gonna do with that blood? why a cup?
bleahhhhhh sorry
how do you know this?
I feel sorry for the guy who has to shovel thatQuote:
In 1998, 7 billion tampons and 13 billion sanitary pads and their packaging made their way into landfills and sewage systems in the USA alone!
woot for tampons
I'm a tampon man myself.
tampons...sitting in a pool of blood kinda freaks me out.
tampons remind me of dildos
*slowly sneaks into thread*
*looks around.....*
*takes a few notes*
*slowly walks out again*
Now I really think you should have had two more categories- one for alternate methods, like the cup, and also one for us older gals- "been there, done with that!" I had to use pads because that little IUD gave me rather heavy periods. Tampons just didn't work except for the first and last days. Menopause isn't that bad- skin's drier (where's my moisturizer?) and the hot flashes are inconvenient, but some black cohosh seems to lessen them. Otherwise, it's business as usual for me!
hm.. this thread still makes me think about my former landlady's collie Teddy who was smart enough to work doorknobs and really enjoyed going into the bathroom and rooting in the trash for used tampons. He would then proceed to shred them in the middle of the living room floor. We had to start actually LOCKING the door. Eeew.
Well i've heard worse, saw this video on the internet like break.com or something a guy who used to be one of those soccer hooligans like took his gf and threw her up onto the bar and bit her tampon and pulled it out of her and like started swinging it back and forth making it hit his face so his face was all bloody. How fucked is that shit?:wtf3:Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
gross
I've never understood how a (queen) *In accordance with Women's Issues Bylaws: (2.) can wear a tampon - nor do i want to know. Just imagining i'm a women with the of them things just doesnt sit right with me. Then again, nor does the fact that if i WAS a women i'd be more than likely to bleed for a week once a month.
I am also (naked) *In accordance with Women's Issues Bylaws: (1.)
Hahahaha - laws are there to be broken - and break i shall - NEXT TIME
Duh da DUH.
You sure Teddy wasn't part Bloodhound ?Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
Mrs. Crispi BTW :jointsmile:
"I just don't trust something that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die..."Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
:D
And LIP, think about this: if you were a woman would you want "one of them things" or would you rather have a sponge that just kinda soaks it up but then keeps it sitting there against your exposed skin for hours?
I used pads once. That was also the last time I used them.
tampons during the day
pads at night
^ you have to let your vagina breath, you know!?
tampons forsure.. only wear pads if im on a heavy bleed... BUT id rather not, i hate pads.. ugh like wearing a diaper..
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Originally Posted by piZANK
LMAOO
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First, let me say, I love and respect women. I've actually bought sanitary napkins at the store when my wife ran out. I had to read this entire thread because I thought someone would mention toxic shock syndrome. Birdgirl?
well im not to worried about toxic shock syndrome.. its possible but rarely happens.. good thing we don't have to wear tampons more then once a month other wise i bet toxic shock syndrome would be more popular amongst woman..
lmao that was funny but your gonna have to star the word... youll see lol
Velcro and a roll of paper towels...
I had a friend once that got his "blood wings"...You dont wanna know.
I heard a good one the other day...
Chick sends her man to the store for tampons.
He returns with a bag of cotton balls and a roll of string.
WTF, says she.
He sez, remember that time I sent you for smokes and you returned with a bag of Bugler and some paper because it was cheaper? You can make your own too.
:D
No man would ever be caught dead saying "girls are yucky."Quote:
Originally Posted by SwirlyMass
Thank God you are banned..... BOY.
As far as the topic goes... about 90% of the females Ive talked to about the subject from the ages of teenage years through mid 20s use Playtex Gentle Glide. Usually unscented to avoid irritation. The biggest reason was that until Tamax came out with the Pearls, all they had were cardboard applicators... and while I am a man that shit just doesnt sound comfortable. Even after the Pearls came out, most people stuck with Playtex because when it began absorbing, it would swell equally in all directions... Tampax tampons swell laterally only, and they swell pretty big and it can be painful taking that out so Ive heard, and I can imagine it would be. My ex would get the super absorbent for the first day or so(the green ones I think?), then I believe the pink normal ones, then for the last few days when she was light she used the yellow light ones. That seems to be the common trend nowadays. Oh and she always used the thin pantiliners... and at night she used pads. She was scared to death of TSS and I was glad she played it safe cause thats some scary shit. I know girls that have kept their tampons in for days and up to a week cause they were that broke and in dire straits... I dont even know how theyre still alive but thank God they are.
Oh and... I put on a man-thong just to post here, my Queens :D ;)