lmao lmao lmao......you guys arnt affriad to tell people your sexual fantasies are you?....
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lmao lmao lmao......you guys arnt affriad to tell people your sexual fantasies are you?....
I know what it is that you are refering to..
you got have some serious runs to spray that like a "shower" though...
and I wouldn't want even a bit of that on my leg ... :eek:
....~speechless~ WTH would be the purpose to peeing on som eone? there's a reason for nuttin in a girls mouth, it just plain out feels better. i mean chics how would you like it if we were going down on you (assuming you were oral crazy, this has already backfired on me once) and right as you were about to reach that special moment we just immediately stopped and said "that's nasty i ain't getting near that stuff" would you be all loving and understanding or would you break our necks????
i go away for a week and yous start these kind of threads without me,whats goin on.
you should get them girls to gargle the piss and say the alphabet with it in her mouth.
id rather take any amount of cum to the face than a shot of piss,ive been tellin you guys for months that piss is good for you and flushes all the bad things out of ur body wen u drink it.
you should keep a 5 gallon bucket of piss by the bed and when your filling your birds ass with cum empty the bucket all over her,talk about feeling like you own someone,,,youll feel like you just gave birth to that bitch
props to that guy with the stealth piss but if u truely are a master of the dark arts then u would have perfected the stealth piss on a public bus or taxi, theres nothing like letting rip on the bus with piss and watchin it roll up and down the floor when it breaks and accelerates,touchin all the peoples feet and then calmly gettin off the bus,youll own all them punks
geez you are getting more immature by the day.....
yeah u just keep on being a fuckin shite bag.
who the fuck are you,am i meant to care what u have to say,ur just a fukin stupid name on a screen
cop on u bleedin clown
for someone that "doesn't care what i have to say" you sure do get angry over everything i do say...so if you don't care why get mad?
come on guys, peace
lol
i have peace....just not with numbnuts up there.....
this is an old discussion but my ass got a buzz and i thought this was mad funny lol.... i got a mad funny story.... i was like 13 and it was my first time gettin head so the girl was givin me head and it was like 15 mins and i just culdnt cum for sum reason so i pushed and pushed to try to get it out lol and i peed in her mouth lol ahaha..... of course she didnt know she thought it was cum lol haa
Ive never been pissed on...well not knowingly, maybe my husband have on me while we were in the shower.
But I like to watch him pee, not in a turn-on kind of way, more like WHOA! Well, I guess I just like his penis.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Quote:
Originally Posted by infamousg8845
I can't handle that shit, hahahaha. I just finished smoking one and I read that and almost pissed on myself.
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Originally Posted by infamousg8845
so, did she spit or swallow? LOL
All through my excrements you shall roam
Open your mouth and taste the foam
Bend up and smell my anal vapor
Your face is my toilet paper
Golden shower, I´ve got the power
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power
Our relationship I don´t want to spoil it
You are my personal toilet
Listen little girl
It´s getting near the hour
On your face I leave a shit tower
Shit tower, prune skin power
Smellin´ sour, it´s the shit tower
Golden showers,
It´s getting near the hours
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power
:D Everybody download Golden Showers by The Mentors :D
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Originally Posted by Poppy Razzi
Lmao.....
My missus has busted me more than once Peeing on her leg in the shower...
I dont know why I do it.?.
It's just to be Nauhgty I guess...
she tried to swallow cuz she liked me and i told her i dun like grls who waste it or w.e (idk im high lol) but she ended up spittin it up and gaggin to thro up lol and i was sittin there laughin like a lil school girl (in my head(i was high)) lol aha
eww that's grody >< oh well funny as shit tho lolol and wth is up wtih all you guys pissing on your girl in the shower???? i don't understand....maybe i'll have to do it to find out what the big deal is
i dont get off by pissin on someone... its kinda gross just to think about it... id feel bad for the girl..... especially if its the very yellow piss wit a strong smell lol..... like you hold it in all day..... i wuld think if u got it in her eyes u culd damn well blind her
lmao!!! omg im downloading thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Satovan
hmm everyone here seems to like pissing on ppl. while once i get my gf in the shower ill try and drain the ol anaconda on her
:)
later
piss goes yellow from not havin enough water in your system.....so if you wanna piss yellow piss on her drink soda/beer of the like alll damn day (no juices or anything cuz they have lots of water in them) and then the next morning you wake up go at it lol been pretty damn yellow, it's also rumored that it gets orangish/yellowish when marijuana starts leavin your system...although i don't see how as it's a slow process not like it just stays in there for so long then just leaves it in one glorious pissing
Slipknotpsycho! Download that song (Golden Showers- The Mentors). Just from your name and reading some of your posts I guarantee you'll like it. And if you want some other good songs by them try "Donkey Dick" or "Mother Daughter Team". Smoke a fat one and laugh your ass off.
yes dont take multi vitamins also your urine will be fluro yellow lol