LOL yeah well... may the force be with you ;) :D
seriously, go play. lol i kicked your ass! :D :P
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LOL yeah well... may the force be with you ;) :D
seriously, go play. lol i kicked your ass! :D :P
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he didnt say why it matters if this book is true. we all get defensive. fuk him, if this geezer believed we will go to hell if we dont repent and he will go to heaven then he should be laughin at us for bein dumb fucks, fact is hes a stupid christian. jesus was like fukin che guevara anyway or any other revolutionary thats ever lived. who cares hes dead!
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Originally Posted by mrdevious
Thank you! i am wiccan and i hate when people think its devil worship. it has nothing to do with devil worship.
satan/santanism is a branch of christianity.
and some People call wicca the "ancient religeon" and its roots are way before christianty.
This thread doesn't deserve me writing much, all I will say is that is not proof. Ther is no proof, you believe in god, great. But don't come on here trying to prove anything.
I find it funny how the original poster has previously said this
"Originally Posted by Toothpick
Ok I don't know if I'm onto something or if I need to quite the weed or what but this is what I came up with... If you can prove their is true pure happiness on earth then it proves heaven wrong...the bible states that heaven is perfect and that has happines that can't be reached on earth...so if anyone was to have a moment of pure happiness on earth then that would prove that their is pure happiness outside of heaven thus making a flaw in the bible...proving christianity wrong...wtf?"
Some dumb little trolling kid.
RIGHT ON!Quote:
Originally Posted by RyanTheCaveman
religion has held back the advancement of humanity for thousands of years.
Thats any religion.
Once you take your beliefs that seriously you become part of the problem.
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Originally Posted by Toothpick
i hate when people say that. do they even ACTUALLY pray for the person?
and if they do, is it FOR the person, or for YOUR beliefs such as "god please make so and so see the light".
bah.
Poor misguided sheep that he is.......
Science and History Have Already Proven the Bible to be Inaccurate!
Didn't even bother reading it ... lol
I seriously beleive in god and jesus and all that stuff because I dunno I guess you can say I feal in the back of my head. But I seriously hate religion, I always wonder why do we have to worship a god? I hear in the bible we were given free will but yet why would we go to hell for some things like having sex just for pleasure and getting high once in awhile ( i believe smoking weed is a sin for me because socitey bans it and my parents dont approve of it which is brekaing one of the ten commants) thats not free will if we can do what ever we want but some things we go to hell for eternity for the few years we are on earth (harsh if you ask me)? This is why I hate going to church theres no point I simply cannot get into it and I just find it sorta unfair in a way and it makes me pissed off because all i really get out of it is that I am going to hell unless I am a perfect good boy and repent for my sins. I believe in god and everything I just dont find it fair in some ways like since god knows the future and everything then why would he have made that angel in the first place who turned into satan and release evil and let the snake decieve admam and eve if he knew it was going to happen? I beleive in hell and heaven and crap but when I die I hope when I am flaoting up to heaven or down to hell, I am going to start swimming side ways and run away from heaven and hell and just go float around and be peaceful in my own lil space. ( I hope its possible to swim sideways lol)But I just wish when I die if there is like a limbo or sumtin that I could just stay in for eternity or better yet Ill float around and maybe somehow ill float to earth and be a spirit smoking bud for the rest of time... that would be awesome
"I seriously beleive in god and jesus and all that stuff because I dunno"
Smart guy.
but that is the only way one can honestly come into such a faith. there can be no proof one way or the other, so it becomes a matter of feelings and emotions. i find any other reasoning to be suspect. to not know why your faith exists is the only logical response to an illogical belief.Quote:
Originally Posted by meloncoly
there is no proof the bible is true. you believe or you dont. i am so sick of these christians pushing their shit on people. i have no problem with people believing what they want, and i dont go and try to push my beliefs on them and tell them theyll end up in hell if i dont pray for them. so believe what you want but this thought that everyone else should think like you makes me sick.
How is THAT proof?Quote:
Originally Posted by Toothpick
No, I don't believe it and i never will. You need to get your head out of your ass and realize there is no magic man in the sky helping you in life out of the other 8 billion people on earth.
If there was a God, why would he be helping the ones who live in a stable country, where work and living in widely available, and chooses to ignore the 4000 hungry children that die everyday? Yeah, god is a great guy. :S4:
And don't fuckin pray for me, it won't do any good.
"2 hands can accomplish more than thousand clasped in prayer" Now THAT, is true. Hell, you can have a billion people praying, and it still won't do any good.
Way back when, people used to leave food out to feed the gods. The thing is, the food never left and just ended up rotting away, so they started burning the food to "force feed" them. :p
People are so fuckin stupid and gullible. I have more respect for wild animals than I do of christians. They want to change the world and have it controlled by God, why? So we can start another Middle East civil war against each other on who's god is better? Fuck off.
ditto!!! nuff said. naw, fuck it, There is no PROOF of religion but plenty backing SCIENCE. Your post didn't bother me till you said you'll pray for me, Dont its a waste of your time. Pray all you want. If you pray and it comes true its a miracle, if you pray and it dont, then it was gods will. Don't make no sense. IF someone was soooo caring who existed. Wouldn't he answer all prayers. And christianty was far from one of the first religions in fact it was traced back to a single person who was tired of the Catholic church running the government so he took ideas from Judaism and Catholiscm and made Christianty. Religion was invented to answer questions man could'nt thousands of years ago. Now we can answer most of those questions so why is religion still here?Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
I'll be praying for you too....Quote:
Originally Posted by Toothpick
LOVE!
:hippy:
read it and weap... psh we need to give this guy the "douche bag of the year award" haha
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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
true that
Theres always another side.
My first 16 years of life was heavy duty religious indoctronation. Southern Bapitst. Sundays,Sunday nights, Wednesday evening prayer service and Bible studys, week after week, until I left home!!
Being 50 now, and having read the wonderful letters of Thomas Paine, having looked up the Bible Monsters, and realized, I'm a Deist!
I believe in a God as a creator, a beginning point, but thats where it ends for me also.
Faith is a horrible word, so many ways to lead you around, to get you believe in nonsense. Religion is a business. There is no life after death, no angels, no devil, no heaven, no demons....just the horrors man does to man.
Jesus was a man for sure, but when he died, he died.
If something goes directly aginst science, sorry, but it's just not believable to me.
It took about 350 years after the event with Christ, (dying,raising from the dead), now can you imagin waiting 350 years to get the story into a book? Can you imagin waiting 350 years to read about the events on 911?
yes.
congrats.
you found a web site that 'proves' the bible is true. you seem to easily manage changing 2000 years of the worlds' history by posting some gayass web site on a MESSAGE BOARD dealing with POT.
you must be some genious or something.
and do not weap for me, for i weap for you...you are the one being lied to, tricked and plundered.
have fun with god!!!
'thou shalt not judge'Quote:
Originally Posted by lazy smoker7
it is a sin also for them to tell you that you are bad for doing it.
:)
its kind of like the law. depending on how educated you are, you can make the bible say goddamn near anything you want.
;D
andddddd i agree with you guys that say dont pray for me. I find that last sentence to be pretty passive-aggressive and laced with feelings of unforgiving scruteny and lack of resepect to other peoples' beliefs.
you must be christian....
wtf!?Quote:
Massive famines, increased earthquakes, and more diseases will happen as birth pangs of a woman. Those left alive will have opportunities to receive Jesus through the preaching of 144,000 male, virgin Jews; however, death by decapitation lies ahead for most that put their trust in Jesus, unless they renounce their faith.
death by decapitaion if we listen to the virgin MALE jews and put our trust in jesus!!?? fuck that shit.
(oh yeah this quote is somewhere along this bit:
but thats bullshit first of all...Quote:
4-WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? THE RAPTURE AND TRIBULATION
how the hell will they know if he jews are virgins? and who wants male virgins anyway aint all the virgins in religion meant to be female???
just dont bloody make sense :@
Holy shit, this thread is STILL going on?
OMG TEH BIBLE IZ TRU????!!!!??1?!one??!
Well I guess THAT explains everything :P
i was very close to posting the very same thing this morning. the guy who started it (toothache or something like that) hasn't posted since and it was nonsense to begin with. i request that we take a vote to ignore this thread from now on. everyone in favor - fire up a bowl. everyone opposed - stick a sharp stake in your left eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Purple Banana
the ayes have it (that's a-y-e-s not e-y-e-s). this thread is officially ignored.:p
Bowl fired.Quote:
Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
ROFL.
I was wondering when this stupid thread was going to end as well.
I mean, obviously, this brainwashed moron registers on forums JUST to spread his nonsense everywhere... I'll bet you could go on other large forums and find him currently spewing his bs to yet ANOTHER bunch of unreceptive 'locals'.
WTF. Seriously.
Christianity: A big invisible man in the sky created the universe and everything in it in six days, around 10,000 years ago (even though carbon dating has proven the earth to be somewhere around 8 billion years old). 8,000 years after that, he decides what he has created is becoming to wicked, so he sends his son, to be tortured for several days before he dies, so that he can then forgive the wickedness of man. While his son spends his thirty-some-odd years on earth preaching and creating followers called "Diciples" waiting for his judgement, he heals people with his hands, and performs miracles such as turning plain ole water into wine, and raising people from the dead. Then this fellow, who we now know as Jesus Christ, dies. In three days, he rises from the dead and acends into what is known as heaven. Now what heaven is, or where it is, is not known. All we know is that it does exist (based upon blind faith and no factual truth). Supposedly in the end, a person is judged, and based upon the wickedness or goodness of their life, they either go to heaven, or another place called hell. Not to mention the entire beaurocracy that we call the church. The Pope is considered the most powerful figurehead in the entire world. The church expresses biggoted views such as anti gay sentiments, and yet within it's own ranks, it hid gay pedofilia from the world for decades, by moving preists around from innocent town to innocent town. Hmm...and you say you don't believe in a bunch of shit. FUCK THAT NOISE. I don't believe in relegion at all. While I can see the benifit in living a just and good life, you can't believe everything that someone says based upon nothing but blind faith and the fact that they are wearing a white collar or a fancy tall hat.
that is the worst excuse to believe in the bible, let alone someone like jesus. I think its funny.
Tolerance anyone?
It was a post meant to inflict fear, and condemnation towards the unbelivers. 'Intolorance' is at the core of OP. What do you expect from those who think differntly, and perhaps are offended by such a view?
But I agree, I think it best if in disagreement to ignore post, but at the same time realize that no one is perfect.
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Originally Posted by Delusions
Bowl fired ;)
Junk~
as no one has posted to tell us they are missing an eye, i believe this thread is a rotting corpse.
lol things like this make me laugh really..
you wanna know proof? when god or jesus is caught on tape speaking to a very large group of sober people on camera and what not...
words doesn't prove anything.. until they show themselves.. there is no proof.. at best it just makes it more likely to be true... but that's not even the case here...
btw i don' teven have ot read that page... cuz well... it's all crap that's been said before and i know this, becasue if there was any NEW 'proof' it'd be splattered across teh news, and websites all over the place...
again, until atleast god (maybe jesus) shows himself to thousands and thousands of people AT THE SAME TIME (not this i saw god or i talk to god from a single person building up over years...) and even caught on camera... there is no proof... perhaps you should check up on the definition of proof...
proof - Definitions from Dictionary.com
btw, as for your little statment of "read it and weap and if you don't believe it I feel sorry for your soul and I'll pray for you"
well lets start hear "if you don't believe..." you are already anticipating it to be claimed as false.. if YOU thought it was absolute proof, and if it was, there would be no need for that statement.. nor the one that follows...
don't feel sorry for my soul, and please don't pray for me... how would you like it for some satanist to start telling you he's going to ask satan to spare your soul when you go to hell? yeah, that'd kinda anger you or strike a nerve right? or at the very least you'd come back with soemthing like "satan won't have me or i don't believe or somethign along those lines.."
i've found that quite a few people who don't believe are offended when you start in with talking about our soul and praying for us...
i have a dream.....
that this thread never existed.
too bad it's only a dreamQuote:
Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
yea, but i keep on tryin'. maybe some day it will come true, but i ain't holdin' my breath.
Yeah religion is a bunch of BS to me, but hey if you need that to get through your day then go ahead. But I don't want you people praying for me or knocking on my door trying to get me to read about that bullshit.
"good morning ms. reb, we're going door to door in your neighborhood this morning to let everyone here know about the lord's plan for you and all of his children. have you heard the word of the lord?"
"what?! you don't have a personal relationship with jesus? well, i'm here to tell you that jesus loves you and that our lord and saviour, who died on the cross for your sins, awaits your return to his loving embrace. his is a pure and...."
"what!? no! jesus is not some greasy perv just trying to get in your pants! please, put down that bat. HELP! HHHEEELLLPPP...."
....as sirens rise in the distance and blood seeps into the dust we say farewell to another blessed soul, who's missionary zeal has led him to an untimely end.
this must mean there is a god
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH thats the best shit ive heard all damn day!
it's the fantasy we all have concerning those jw's and such that awaken us from our drunken saturday morning haze. i've never gone through with it, but i have invited them in for a beer. no takers yet.
I say that you should answer the door naked and act like you dont even notice. I wonder if they would say anything or just turn around and leave?