I'm smoke so much weed that....

i shit nugs, bleed resin, piss bong water, literally have small plants growing out of my ears, my scabs fall off an turn ta seeds, cant go ta skool cuz my breath is permanant dank smell, my tears come out green, eyes have no white left... whatsoever... they were naturally brown but turned green, i have crystals collecting under my nails, and you could press my boogers into keif... oh yeah an if i lace a cigarette with one of my hairs people mistake it for a J

but in all seriousness i smoked so much weed that i smoked myself sober an then high again so many times i can no longer tell the difference... so now i save money:D its just like switching to geico

i smoke so much weed im a member on a cannabis website....lol thats bad enough.

here some cheezy ones:
-I smoke so much weed I feel high before I light the J.

-I smoke so much weed they film slasher movies in my smoke:blueknife:

-I smoke so much weed jesus came back to the world, bought a sak off me and left.:abduct:

-I smoke so much weed I hot-boxed the Sistine chapel...:greenthumb:

-I smoke so much weed that the dust bunnies in my fan look like hash.:stoned:

I've smoked so much weed....everyone thinks I'm retarded.

OMG! Maybe I am!

ive smoked so much weed... the last time i cut my hair, they sent it to a lab... and they thought i was a 100 years old because of how long it was...

ive smoked so much weed... you can sell my spit as pure liquid THC...

ive smoked so much.. that theres pot plants growing were i just threw my seeds...

ive smoked so much... that damn it... i forgot what i was going to say...

i smoke so much, that my pipes are clogged after 2 hits...

i smoke so much, i loose a pound of weed...IN MY POCKETS

i dont know...

I smoked so much I saw god... Beam me up scotty,,,this place sux...

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Originally Posted by sharpestoner

I've smoked so much weed, that i thought i knew the meaning of life, but in reality, it made no sense at all!:p

Man, can't tell you how many times that has happened! hehe:smokin:

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LOL fuck yeah man! alwayz do that :D

I smoke so much weed that.... when I fart smoke rings come out...

All i could think of.. rubbish eh...lol

i smoke so much my lungs over-flow occasionally...

causing me to secrete a marmite-like substance when i lean forward...

so dont let me kneel down and pet your cat...

You know you smoke a lot of weed when you have a callus on the side of your thumb from sparking a lighter

Guilty... :jointsmile: