how about those screaming kids with the N64... bmw commercial
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how about those screaming kids with the N64... bmw commercial
Well personally, I STILL can't believe it's not butter!
(BTW, I once had Fabio as my gym teacher.... well we all thought so anyway)
^^^^^^ 100% sex god
Why thankyou, I thought I looked a bit tired in that picture.:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
i like em tired, less awareQuote:
Originally Posted by mrdevious
Hmm, well, first of all, Fabio isn't considered hot by all women. I find him completely unappealing physically and don't see any evidence he has much of a brain. Granted, both those facts are probably part of his appeal to some ladies. But not to me. . . .
Second, I routinely mute all commercials. I even mute them when my husband and son are watching so their brains don't get any further rotted than from watching football. Commercials are an affront to thinking people, and they're louder than actual TV programming, which makes them more offensive. Commercial-free PBS is the only healthy programming there is, and even it contains short support promos that are looking more and more like ads.
Finally, my three least favorite commercials, which I've managed to catch at times when I haven't gotten to the mute button fast enough:
1. Relacore, which, if I'm not mistaken, repeatedly uses the phrase "stubborn belly fat" to the point of obnoxiousness.
2. OxyClean commercials that feature a yelling demonstrator/promoter named Billy Mays. Seriously, I'd like a shotgun with me if I ever run into that character, and the ones who really need to be taken out are the ad agency that conceived that ad, the producer/creator who made it, and the media stations that run it.
3. A local Dallas commercial for Westway Ford, which has a terminally annoying jingle and a stupid, red-faced, overexaggerated Texas cowboy announcer acting like their prices for pickup trucks are unbelievable.
no lol...in fact....ewwwwwQuote:
Originally Posted by HiProGlow
I hate those. They are like mini infomorcials, and are so boring and annoying. The Jessica Simpson one also gets old.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
do you remember the TBS "short movies" where they'd spoof a movie, but with chimpanzees? i've been trying to find the braveheart one...where the monkey tries to shoot "lightning bolts out his arse" but i cant find it *cries*Quote:
Originally Posted by mrdevious
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Originally Posted by benagain
I would love to throw them both in a cage with 7 hungry tigers.
There are so many commercials that suck that it is hard to pick just one. I'd have to say right now the worst is the Dodge commercial where the stupid, giant punching toy hits the truck. Screw you and you're stupid, "HIT IT!" slogan Dodge! Every flippin BCS game had that commercial on every flippin' break. Don't these people understand that overexposure is detrimental to business?
the Lincoln commercial that leads you to believe the husband is leaving for work, but instead he takes a nice drive around the block (safely manuevering over trecherous suburban potholes of endlesss destruction thanks to his abolutely unnecessary AWD thats so essential in the wilderness that is a concrete development) and ends up back home, where he actually works. so he works from home, buys a monstrosity of a vehicle so he can drive aimlessly around suburbia wasting gasoline in order to outsmart the pothole/puddle demons all while impressing his neigbors with the size of his car (not his penis or his wise decisions).
All commercials for prescription drugs. What's up with that? I thought the reason there were prescriptions was because the law recognized that a doctor was able to make sound judgements that a layman wasn't. Now these commercials appeal directly to the hypocondriacs.
Got erectile dysfunction?
Is your hunger growling at you like a lion?
Does your partner have herpes?
Are your legs restless at night?
Did you incorrectly assume you were finished with acid reflux?
Do you have trouble relating to people in ordinary social situations?
Well, obviously you need to be medicated.
Commercials I kind of like:
The original Gieko caveman one, where the smarmy pitchman ends up apologizing to the two cavemen in leisure suits in a fancy restaurant.
The Ambien commercial where the guy is supposed to be dreaming about playing chess with Honest Abe and a groundhog, and there are a host of surreal things, like an astronaut in the background.
Congrats. I laughed out loud.Quote:
Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin
^^^thanks. i also hate:
those commercials for restless leg syndrome.
'my legs tingle when I lay down'
'youre gonna die'
big deal! my nose itches every once in a while, i better get some medication for that. side effects include thinning wallet, projectile vomiting and lethargy.
"frostie's they're gonna taste great" that one pissed me off and the butlins one thats on now for all uk peeps out there
I REMEMBER THE FUCKING NUMBER TOO! GOD DAMN FUCKING COMMERCIALS MAKING USE UP VALUABLE SPACE IN MY HEAD REMEMBERING STUPID FUCKING NUMBERS!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by peacetrain
:p Ya, that ATI commercial with the brothers.
I hate that fucking CountryWide Homeloan or watever, THAT GUY IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! O, and JG WENTWORTH! THE FUCKING RICH PRICK! "J G WENTWORTH CAN HELP" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
all i can say is lol...Quote:
Originally Posted by lardman
Hahahaha. I remember this other one where this weird dude is walking around screaming about saving money and shit from a huge ass book and he has glasses and has a yellow and black suit on with dollar signs.....or was it question marks? No that was The Riddler from Batman. But he keeps yelling and running around like a fucking crack head.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Funny, but weird.
Anyways, this is off the subject, but has any of you watched Barney at 4 am in the morning? Its fucking hilarious. :D
yes i remember that commerical, and it was question marks lol...Quote:
Originally Posted by lardman
oh and hell no... if i saw barney in real life i'd shoot him right in the fucking foot... and be like "HAH! bitch! now you're red and purple! let me smear some shit on you and make you brown as well"
"i love you, you love me..." DIE BITCH!
HAHAHAHAHAHA, it was question marks!? I THOUGHT SO! hahaha fuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
That guy was weird huh? He probably died from caffeine overdose.
meh, i just saw him as trying to convince customers to buy his shit (and his product probably wasn't worth the paper it was printed on to begin with) by showing them how excited he is to be giving them the oppurtunity to buy it... i just wanna shoot people like that... shit let the product speak for it's self, you yelling and screaming doesn't make the product better.
sloming pisses me off
any anti weed one does...
on the subject of anti weed, i cant even watch the beginning intro to reefer madness because it pisses me off so much... i havent even watched it yet i had to stop when it was started saying about how weed was destroying youth and all this bullshit
Orbit gum
in case anyone wanted to see it, i finally found it:Quote:
Originally Posted by BabySnookums
YouTube - Monkey-ed Movie: Braveheart
Anything with Bob Oreck,,,Jesus Christ he's got like ten of them now,,,man what a fucken ego...
the rockem sockem truck commercial
the chevy/john mellencamp commercials
the quest chatline commercial..
"believe it or not, i'm a shy person at first, but chatting on quest chat line is easy and fun.."
"i'm sick of the club scene, its the same ove rand over, thats why im going to go quest chat.."
OMG, such bad actors!
Nutri Systems: " Look at me! I'm in a SIZE 2"!
The Tom Tom ads: "Do I turn here Sue, Sue"? "Sue, Sue....is this the right way"?
Now if I was in a car with any of those idiots.......that's who I would be bitch-slapping.
i hate weight loss commercials, especially when there are too many of them. Every show has like 5 weight loss commercials, and they all have different brand names.. its so freaken annoying.
The head on comercials blow, and so does every single burger king comercial. You all remember the chicken fries one? You know where these no talant rejext musicians dressed up like chickens sing about the chicken crossing the road, lmao! They made me want to smash my tv in with a fucking louisville slugger.
The old quizno's comercials weren't much better with that deformed rat/mouse looking creature. It made me want to vomit, but the newer ones aren't that bad. I think the comercails for diahrea are hillarious, tho. what is it they advertise.. ..pepto bismol or something, haha!
btw, I used to love the slinky comercails...it's such a wonderful toy!!!! I still play with them, lol :cool:
the one with the matches making different shapes and shit, and then at the end it says it only takes one to start a forest fire or some bullshit.
i fuckin hate that commercial. the noise it makes ......man oh man.
I hate any commercial that has an alarm clock sound in it.That is my least favorite sound in the world.It jolts me everytime I hear it..Its bad enough having to wake up to one 5 days a week.:mad: