Whats the most pain youve ever been in?

while skating at a fairly high speed, i 1080'd into a concrete pillar trying to avoid a lady with a pram, tore a bit of my ear and left a nasty indent in my skull behind my ear. my ear essentially got torn because of the force that was forced against it from my skull and the pillar. there was alot of blood, i dont' think i've ever bled that much in my life... oh wait i have, there was the time i got my wisdom teeth out, after i left the dental hospital, i parted my lips abit and blood just started dripping out, i coldn't just spit it out as everything in my mouth was swollen so i had to stream it out kinda like a fountain. my mother nearly threw up when she saw all the blood that was streaming from my lips. i had to regularly "empty" my mouth of blood and saliva 3 times hourly for about 24 hours. the pain was too much, the painkillers didn't help all that well.

but all the stuff i've been through doesn't even compare to the horror stories i've just read. we've got a lot of brave men in here.

I'm clumbsy, but not to a deadly degree like some of you crazies :P
I've never had a big accident so here are some of my small ones


I've stepped on carpet tacks when I was maybe 6, I had my ovary "pop" out of the sac and had to deal with the pain from that, then the surgery at 7 (the joys of being born 2 months early), I got a concussion at 13-14 from tripping while snowboarding down basically an all ice slope, landed on my stomach, pushed my legs back with the board and whacked myself in the head with it, and at 15 i stabbed myself in the wrist with a steak knife on accident so deep that I could see each tendon moving (luckily my tattoo covers the scar) Needed stitched but didn't get 'em cause I had court the next day..Honestly the most painful was stabbing myself in the wrist, + it was the most recent.

When I flipped my truck I was feeling No Pain...

dislocated my shoulder playing football at a party, and i didnt want to go to the hospotal, so about 5 different people tried to pop it back in. then the drunkest guy there said "lemme try it" and did in in one shot. hurt like a motherfucker

I'd like to remind everyone that the starter of this thread, mike23artist, claims to have murdered his neighbors dog simply for barking, and then proceeded to participate in a post where he told with glee how much he enjoys torturing small animals.

Mike, you should know i'm looking for context clues in every post you make as to your location. Once i find it, i'm contacting your neighbor on all sides of your house to see if what you said is the truth. If i strike gold, and find the neighbor in question, i'm going to help them 100% with prosecuting you, and i guarantee you WILL do prison time.


Have a nice day.

Ortho surgery until the morphine

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Originally Posted by Kyrandian

I'd like to remind everyone that the starter of this thread, mike23artist, claims to have murdered his neighbors dog simply for barking, and then proceeded to participate in a post where he told with glee how much he enjoys torturing small animals.

Mike, you should know i'm looking for context clues in every post you make as to your location. Once i find it, i'm contacting your neighbor on all sides of your house to see if what you said is the truth. If i strike gold, and find the neighbor in question, i'm going to help them 100% with prosecuting you, and i guarantee you WILL do prison time.


Have a nice day.

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REAL smooth. You've just told im the master plan so now he's gunner be more careful.

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Originally Posted by daima

the loss of my wife

dai*ma:stoned:

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Oh daima... I'm so sorry for your loss. :(

I can relate- the most pain I've ever been in was when I lost my first son.

Physically- labor, hands down!

I've got three, each over a greater duration

1) Hernia operation. The pain was so bad that I couldn't walk for a week. Doctor gave with Tylenol w/ codeine, which did absolutely nothing. Still gives me sharp phantom pains when I move into semi-awkward positions.

2) Strained lower back. Snowboarding accident during my first season on the slopes. Couldn't walk for a few days. Hurt to walk for a few months. A year later, I thought it was healed.. so I went jogging and my back was shot back to square one.

3) IBS since 7th grade. The cramps feel like my stomach is about to explode. The (4-10 times/day) diarrhea burns like hell (and the burning lasts for a few hours). It's an off and on thing (months on, months off), but when it's on it's every day no matter what I eat or do.

Nothing serious, but enough (combined with major depression since 15) to make me constantly question the worth of living.

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Originally Posted by LIP

REAL smooth. You've just told im the master plan so now he's gunner be more careful.

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Eat me, LIP. Go back to the global warming post and keep getting owned.

I dont know why everyone seems to get in line and obey when you bark orders at people as i've seen you do, but i'm different. I know without a doubt i'm smarter than you, so your little games of intellectual leverage wont get you far with me. Better off not even trying, save yourself some embarrassment.

screw you kyrandian
"ooo, im gonna find out where you live and call the cops on you"
fuckin narc
who cares if he killed a dog for barking?
you either need to smoke some weed and chill the fuck out or fuck off.

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

screw you kyrandian
"ooo, im gonna find out where you live and call the cops on you"
fuckin narc
who cares if he killed a dog for barking?
you either need to smoke some weed and chill the fuck out or fuck off.

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I like inflicting pain because I am a sadistic bastard , the people I like hurting most are those who pick on weaker people, bullies of any description and moronic little shits who think it's fun to hurt animals.

Anyone who tries to defend the actions of such retarded people are as worthless as those who do it, I would like nothing more than a chance to make them feel exactly how thier victims feel.

Cowardly little halfwits.

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Originally Posted by Kyrandian

Eat me, LIP. Go back to the global warming post and keep getting owned.

I dont know why everyone seems to get in line and obey when you bark orders at people as i've seen you do, but i'm different. I know without a doubt i'm smarter than you, so your little games of intellectual leverage wont get you far with me. Better off not even trying, save yourself some embarrassment.

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Lol, think what you like. Another idiot as far as im concerned. Hardly barking orders, maybe being forceful with what i say, but it doesnt bother me.

Like i've said before, what i say and the way i say it doesnt affect me what so ever, it only affects the silly little idiots that read it and take it to heart, and their the ones who post posts like yours.

Before i was joking, and didnt think anything about you, concidering your only a new member and i've never seen you post before.

Now i just think your an idiot for bothering to post that.

Im not getting owned in the global warming thread, i have my pesonal beliefs and as i said in that thread, i couldnt give a rats arse what happens to our planet. I wont be alive for much longer so it doesnt bother me either way.

It was going to happen eventually, and chances are theres already too much damage done, IF we have caused it.

Anyway, i supose your just going to reply and say this is another of my "little games of intellectual leverage"

Anyone who seriuosly thinks im smart enough to do this please raise your hand..

And the whole "I'm gunner call the police on him" thing, thats something a 6 year old would do, stalk someone to get "evidence"

It's like your in a group of kids playing goodies and baddies. It's funny, but also disturbing that you care enough to do that to someone.

Dont get me wrong, i dont agree with him killing that dog what so ever, infact i was disgusted by it, but im not about to go and collect evidence from a cannabis website and go to the police about it.

Doesnt sound smart to me... How about you concidering your the smart one out of the two of us?

I bid you goodday sir.

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Originally Posted by sharpestoner

Kyrandian-"Yes Mr.Policeman, i'm reporting an act of animal cruelty"

Policeman-"Ok good to hear more people like you around. Where did you get this information?"

Kyrandian-"From a cannabis website. OH While i'm hear, would you like to arrest me too for smoking weed???????":p :p :p

I understand you may be angry at the individual in question..but seriously? On a quest to damage another person, who may or may not have committed this 'dubious' action. It's the internet..who gives a shit!;)

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Thankyou!

And he's supposidly smarter than me... hahhahahaha good luck with it... :thumbsup:

Kyrandian ,so you're smarter than us. No need to use your intellect against others in harmful ways.. I agree with you 100% on this thread ,but I do not see anything about killing animals, mike said he got hit with a firework ?

For fuck's sake, can SOMEONE take the higher road and be the bigger person to end this petty bullshit bickering?

Ahemmm, to get this back on track . .

The most pain for me was probably when I had my eyelid cut open during a soccer game back in high school. I don't remember much, but I DO know it was so much pain I passed out several times while the doc glued my lid back together.

But in retrospect, it's not really anything toooo painful. Really it makes for a better story, but I do have a scar that draws attention, haha. ~

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Originally Posted by Its a Plant

For fuck's sake, can SOMEONE take the higher road and be the bigger person to end this petty bullshit bickering?
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plant always makes me see more clearly :D Good point , the most pain I was ever in was when I ate it street skating. Hit the edge of a curb so hard it penetrated through my shin bone,8 stitches only, but boy did it hurt !

the most pain i have been in has got to be when i completely snapped my phemur bone in half (strongest bone in your body) and was only a few mm from tearing out of my skin the pain was so unbearable i was fading in and out and the doctors gave me the max amount of painkillers they were allowed to and dam that didnt really even help much. Then to top it all off after my bone was reset and was in traction on the way to the OR the doctor for some reason picked up the weights holding my leg up and in place well needless to say my leg went smashing down on the bed and the bone went back outv of place tearing back trough my muscles. I started flipping out swearing yelling in the middle of the hostpital. Then all i remember is a doctor coming to me with a needle dunno what was in it but it knocked me the fuck out. And also my mom told me the doctor that picked the wirghts up was fired in the hall onspot this happened back when i was 11 or 12.

Mine was when my knee cap got popped out of place playing hockey. I actually hurt 2 times, the 2nd was the worst, it was the worst pain i've ever felt, I just wanted to squirm around for like 3 minutes.

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Originally Posted by daima

the loss of my wife

dai*ma:stoned:

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I'm sorry for your loss. Here, on me :jointsmile:

id say jumping on my couch and getting a pen sticking into the bottom of my foot on an angle about 4 inches in

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Originally Posted by JuggaloAtTheDoor

id say jumping on my couch and getting a pen sticking into the bottom of my foot on an angle about 4 inches in

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lol
did you get a ink mark from it?
i remember when i stabbed myself in the palm with one it left a dot that will never go away.

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

lol
did you get a ink mark from it?
i remember when i stabbed myself in the palm with one it left a dot that will never go away.

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Yeh when i was in 5th grade i was shooting a pencil up throughthe middle of my hpalm...and it missed and it went through my hand...fucked up. it hurt..lol
my teacher was so retarded...there was a fucking big hole and the guys like..."get a band-aid"..
wtf?? dumbass.
No but i have a mark left...you cna see it through the skin..its the lead marking. its about 2 cm's.

I stabbed myself in the leg with a pencil when i was about 8, and i still have the graphite in my leg. It snapped off inside and healed over, although that didnt really hurt.

I had a csyt on my tailbone. It hurt like a mother to remove it and to take care of the wound after it was removed.

....gall stone...it feels like a railroad spike...slowly being driven thru your chest..

I would say that my labors were the most painful, but I chose to go med free because it's better for the progress of the labor, actual birth, and of course for the baby. My son's labor was 9 hours induced with pitocen. Pitocen contractions HURT, but, I was also on mag. sulfate because I had pre-eclampsia. I did not request any pain meds, because I wouldn't call it painful, but it was intense. My daughters labor was only about 28 minutes from the first contraction to her birth. It was MUCH more intense, but I still wouldn't call it painful.

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Originally Posted by LIP

I stabbed myself in the leg with a pencil when i was about 8, and i still have the graphite in my leg. It snapped off inside and healed over, although that didnt really hurt.

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wierd shit that lip m8
when i waz about 8 at school i done the same thing only the bit of graphite is stuck in the palm of my hand lol
well they do say, what dosent kill you ,will only make you stronger lol
cheers all :)

Watching my mother go through chemo-but trying to be positive throughout.

(and LIP is only making you more AWARE, you may wish to thank him)

Top Four:

1. Quitting Drinking
2.A complicated miscarriage
3. Having to put my beloved dog of 16 years to sleep
4. Having to remove life support from my beloved mom

Life is not for the faint of heart!

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Originally Posted by liberiamom

2.A complicated miscarriage

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I'm sorry for your loss. My miscarriage was more painful than my live births, which suprised me a great deal.

27 hrs of labor, w/an episiotomy....

and being hit by a car, and the force of it slamming me into a brick wall and breaking my thigh bone

I've never broken any bones or given birth or anything of the sort. I'd have to say before I had to get a root canal, the pain from my tooth kept me up for days...but that's nothing compared to what some people have said.

I would have to go with the asthma attacks I used to get when I was younger. Sometimes they would be so severe that I would be in the hospital for days unable to breathe properly. It's one of the worst feelings one can experience, in my opinion.

I am really lucky I haven't gone thru anything quite as bad as most of you. I am kinda in disbelief at all the crazy shit that has happened to everyone. The worst pain I think I was in, was when I had to get freezing shots in my foot before getting stitched. I needed stitches cause I sliced the bottom of my foot open on the HEAD of a nail...sounds painful but I actually didn't feel a thing. When the docs went to freeze my foot, they missed the spot a couple times so I think I ended up with 4 freezing shots for an area that only needed 5 stitches. It's fucked up that something that is supposed to save you pain, is actually the most painful part.

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Originally Posted by Kyrandian

I'd like to remind everyone that the starter of this thread, mike23artist, claims to have murdered his neighbors dog simply for barking, and then proceeded to participate in a post where he told with glee how much he enjoys torturing small animals.

Mike, you should know i'm looking for context clues in every post you make as to your location. Once i find it, i'm contacting your neighbor on all sides of your house to see if what you said is the truth. If i strike gold, and find the neighbor in question, i'm going to help them 100% with prosecuting you, and i guarantee you WILL do prison time.


Have a nice day.

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That thread was sweet. Looks like PETA has infested the boards.
As for pain...probably just burns from the oven or a hair straightener.

Most pain Ive ever been in was when I dislocated my left knee. It wasnt the dislocation that hurt so bad, but the part where I put it back in by myself. It makes me shudder still just thinking about the pain and the awful click noises it made as it went in and came out and whatnot.:stoned:

1. I stubbed my toe last week.
2. Burned hand with a cutoff torch. Its amazing what they can damage with a quick close pass over your hand.
3. Stabbed with a super sharp knife. I was working with a friend of mine, it was a friday and we were supposed to gut and skin 2 deer and we wanted to hurry and finish. While we were waiting, we sharpened knives so we can run through it quickly. While we were skinning, he ripped down on the skin of the deer and his knife slipped and went right into the lower left part of my back. I thought he just poked me at first but then the blood started coming and then pain like a mutherfucker. Lesson: String your kills farther apart.

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

Mine was having my appendix rupture, which just doubled me over in pain. The resulting peritonitis and pain from the huge surgery I had to have to clean everything out wasn't fun, either.

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Ouch, I heard that is one of the worst pains you can have.

It's a tie between breaking my arm and collar bone and getting rejected by me ex.