You Know You're A Bit Too Drunk When....

My friend moved into a new apartment at the end of last summer with my other friend. This was the first weekend they moved in, and were throwing their first party. He was doing the whole Jack's and red-bull thing all night (I despise this drink...tastes like medicine to me) as well as shots of Jack. Anyway, he was pretty wasted to say the least, needed assistance standing up, the whole nine.

So everyone left except for me and this girl, and my other friend that lived there went to bed. So I'm like, 'where's so and so'...and she's like 'no clue'. So we search the house, and even went outside and down the street a little...he was nowhere to be found. After searching for a while...I decided maybe he left with a girl or went to another party. Me and the girl left and she drove me home.

The next day I call to check up on my friend. What happened was...the place they live has two apartments...my friends live in one, and the prick landlord in the other. My buddy somehow went into the landlords apartment at some point in the night, and passed out on his couch (thinking it was his apartment as the apartments are set up similar) LOL! He said he awoke to the sound of the guy in the shower, and high tailed it out of there when he realized where he was...I remember the landlord knocking on the door a few times to say it was really loud, so if he saw him on the couch...they woulda got the boot for sure...on the second day after moving in hahah. Unbelievable.

You know you're too drunk when you can't get it up. "Too drunk to fuck" syndrome. :p

When you wake up with street signs from another city, and don't quite remeber how, or where you got them from.

You know you're way too drunk when you think smoking a joint will level you out.

You're way too drunk when you're puking, and cursing inbetween barfs, to the fool who ever invented alcohol.

speak of the devil....

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Originally Posted by higher4hockey

speak of the devil....

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funny :rolleyes: i was thinking the same thing...

BILLIONFOLD IS A STALKER!!!!!

Another one of my creations. And Hock..I forgot that was you made that post LOL. You are a crazy mothafucka dude....compliment.

OMFG I am LMAO at this thread! I fucking love it!

Or how about this... you know you were too drunk when...

...you threw up out of the window of your friend's car, and it all came right back into the backseat of the car because you didn't lean your head out far enough when you were puking out of a moving vehicle, and then the whole back of your friend's car smelled like corn-chips-and-salsa puke for several months until it got cold out and the perma-puke froze into the door seals, and that's when the pukey smell finally went away too.
...and then, you slept on your friend's living room floor...
...until 5:00am...when you thought you had to puke again, so you walked into the bathroom to use the toilet, and instead, threw up in your mouth on the way to the bathroom, and couldn't quite make it to the toilet, only to within about two feet of the toilet, so that 10% of the puke made it into the toilet and the remaining 90% of the puke was splattered all over the bathroom, necessitating that your friend (who was also drunk, and who had to already clean the puke out of their car while drunk) now get up at the ass-crack of dawn to help you mop, sponge, shower again, and take down the puke-covered shower curtain to put it in the laundy. While hung-over.

Now THAT is a good friend... and that is when you know you were too drunk.

...or how about the time you threw up eight times in the morning, and each time it tasted like a different drink?
...and then had to get on an airplane within the next hour?

...or how about when you peed on the side of a school bus? (Not me, a random guy I saw do it)

...or how about when you climbed the water tower and painted a mural on it? (oooops, different drug... another guy I knew in college)

this first one is from 'when you're playing beer pong naked and you drink your own piss (didnt happen to me but a friend of mine)'

the second one is a buddy of mine, he had just kicked a fifth of that silver label captain morgan shit.

i have a thousand pictures of yours truly totally bombed. but my computer isnt recognizing my digi cam, and i dont have a scanner.

OMG I forgot to tell you about my bachelorette party.

You KNOW you are too drunk when...

...you have the following drinks all in one night:
1 redheaded slut
1 beer
4 glasses of sangria
2 glasses of chardonnay
5 tequila shots (in the space of an hour)
...that's 14 drinks...
...when you are a 140-pound female.

I was still drunk when I went to Starbucks the next morning! Not hungover... still *drunk*. Everyone stared at me as I ordered my coffee. My skin was ashen. I looked like a zombie, like the walking dead. Then I had a hangover for three days. No joke... three days.

And the only reason I didn't die was that when all of my friends went to bed I realized that I should throw up a LOT first so that I didn't stop breathing or asphyxiate on my own vomitus during my sleep. It was so horrible.

...when you borrow wheelchairs from the hospital and race them up and down the hospital tunnels...even though you can't even walk straight and have no idea how to properly steer a wheelchair even while sober...

...when you piss yourself and have to be *told* that you just pissed yourself, otherwise you never would have known (guy I saw at the bar one night...rumor has it, it happened again at that same bar a few months later, to another guy - messed up place)

...when you have to ask your best friend if jumping into a hot tub naked with 15 guys (im a chick) is a good idea...

(true story- second time i ever smoked weed too btw and was wasted off my ass to boot)

this was the beer for one night. those are cases of old german. and there are a bout 35 of them.

35x24=840 cans of beer in one night. they were gone in about three hours.

i'm sorry, somehow i refuse to believe it unless there was like 30 of yal or sometihng lol.... everyone of you shoulda been sent to the hospital :p btw, the pics above are fuckin gross....

and damn girl... jumping into a hot tub with 15 guys is a bad idea anyways... drunk or not, clothed or not... wind up pregnant that way and interviewing 15 guys on maury trying to figure out who the dad is :p

Ooooh, ooh, pass the VD's, can I be next?

Yeah... think that one might have been a very, very drunk idea.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i'm sorry, somehow i refuse to believe it unless there was like 30 of yal or sometihng lol.... everyone of you shoulda been sent to the hospital :p btw, the pics above are fuckin gross....

and damn girl... jumping into a hot tub with 15 guys is a bad idea anyways... drunk or not, clothed or not... wind up pregnant that way and interviewing 15 guys on maury trying to figure out who the dad is :p

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yeah it was a frat party, we used to do that shit every wednesday and friday.

the best drinking stat my friends and i have though is three kegs in two days between 25 people.

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Originally Posted by higher4hockey

yeah it was a frat party, we used to do that shit every wednesday and friday.

the best drinking stat my friends and i have though is three kegs in two days between 25 people.

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I can definitely believe that.

I think Slip misunderstood you right? Obviously 30 people didn't drink 800 beers in one night. It just wouldn't happen anyway...you will never have 30 people who can drink 25 beers each at the same party.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

and damn girl... jumping into a hot tub with 15 guys is a bad idea anyways... drunk or not, clothed or not... wind up pregnant that way and interviewing 15 guys on maury trying to figure out who the dad is :p

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LMFAO slipknot!!! That's why best friends are so necessary!! Needless to say, I was a little embarassed when I woke up the next morning and started remembering all the messed up shit I had to ask my friend "if it was a good idea" or not, about. It was a great time tho, probably the drunkest I have ever been (that being the second time i had ever been high didn't help either lol)

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Originally Posted by MacWQ33

I can definitely believe that.

I think Slip misunderstood you right? Obviously 30 people didn't drink 800 beers in one night. It just wouldn't happen anyway...you will never have 30 people who can drink 25 beers each at the same party.

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i could drink 25 beers in a 4 hour period... i mean if i was challenged or something.... shit anyone that could drink a fifth of pure liqour in under a half hour better be able to handle 25 beers in a night.... just make sure there's multiple toilets :p

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i could drink 25 beers in a 4 hour period... i mean if i was challenged or something.... shit anyone that could drink a fifth of pure liqour in under a half hour better be able to handle 25 beers in a night.... just make sure there's multiple toilets :p

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Yeah...haha...better have one leg on the floor to stop the spinning. I'm sure Hock can put down some beers...and I've done 25..I'm pretty small though. The times I did were definitely more than 4 hours. If you pace yourself...you could drink X amount of beers I'm sure. Also if you keep your nose on the table the whole night...;)

LOL about the fifth...musta been something else when it all hit you huh? Damn I remember my friend was being an idiot and took 13 (oh yeah..we counted) shot of Capt's in like 20 minutes one after the other...wasn't pretty. A few of us had to hold him when he took a piss...which went everywhere anyway...then he was out like a light.

my buddy dan and i had this game we used to play....it was called blackout.

this game was usually played at the end of the night when everyone had left the party but dan and i just werent done drinking yet. what we would do would be to get a bottle of liquor (the reason i hate rum) and a bucket, we would sit down in our two favorite chairs next to each other. we would then proceed to take shot after shot after shot. puking didnt matter, if i was puking dan was pouring. and if we were both puking...well the first one to stop poured the shots. we would motivate each other throughout this because to win, you had to be the one that didnt black out first. and believe me, there was some serious pride involved in this. i remember we were getting ready to play and this girl jen was there, we looked at her like: you might not want to watch this. this other guy andy watched us do this, shook his head, took a picture and said: you two are fucking nuts.

well needless to say we have played this game a total of three times, and no one has ever been victorious. usually it ends when we're both puking , alcohol poisoning usually enters the conversation, and we call it a draw.

so the score

higher4hockey ~ 0
dan ~ 0
alcohol ~ 3

you know your drunk when you let little kids bury you in mulch.


this happend to my friend at the park one time playing basketball drinking,smoking......it happens.


you know your drunk when you lay in your friends front yard holding onto the grass and the world is spinning.....me at a party.

you know your drunk when you and your friend throw 2 punches at each other and both get knocked out over the last of E and J.

thank god i dont drink anymore.

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Originally Posted by MacWQ33

Yeah...haha...better have one leg on the floor to stop the spinning. I'm sure Hock can put down some beers...and I've done 25..I'm pretty small though. The times I did were definitely more than 4 hours. If you pace yourself...you could drink X amount of beers I'm sure. Also if you keep your nose on the table the whole night...;)

LOL about the fifth...musta been something else when it all hit you huh? Damn I remember my friend was being an idiot and took 13 (oh yeah..we counted) shot of Capt's in like 20 minutes one after the other...wasn't pretty. A few of us had to hold him when he took a piss...which went everywhere anyway...then he was out like a light.

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no lie, but i'd get so drunk not even the one leg on the floor or a hand on the wall shit helped... i'd have to wait til i could close my eyes and not feel like i was spiraling out of control like a f-16 fighter jet that lost an engine, before i could go to sleeep lol.... and yes, when i drank the fifth, or any of the numerous times, when it hit me... i might as well of been hit by a freight train.... cuz DAYUM.... more than any human was ever ment to handle, much less someone who was 15-16 (or of later times 17+)... i regret every second of it, even to this day, but at the same time, i'm grateful for the experience, cuz those over doing it expreiences, are the ones that really teach you a new found respect for all drugs, including alcohol... everyone has thier limit... and i used to nuke mine completley, but not anymore... and personally, the earlier you learn your limits AND to respect them (two completely diffrent things imo) the better.... (and no :p for the smart asses i'm not telling a bunch of 10 year olds to go out and get drunk til they start puking up everything... lol)

another side story is the time i drank a half of a huge ass bottle of pepermint schnopps (much bigger than a fifth, dunno what mL it was) 2 maddog 20/20's and a half a bottle of armaretto (close to a fifth size of a bottle, involume) at 14, maybe 15... i had just gotten my foot cut on the ball of my foot just infront of my big toe, about 2 inches wide, and nearly an inch deep (you could literally see where my foot and toe bones met) after i was done drinking all that, i could walk on it no prolbem, and the cut wasn't even 24 hours old... i barely remember the day, but i remember standing up infront of everyone laughing my ass off walking all over the hotel room saying "look! omg! look! i can walk on my foot and i don't feel it! ~stomps on foot~ that is so cool!!!" ... lol...

That's a pretty dangerous game Hock...LOL...even I'll say that.

Question about alcohol poisoning...is it 100% that you have to go to the hospital and have your stomach pumped? Or are there like different levels to it.

i drank a half fifth of everclear once.. i'm sure i had alcohol poisoning from that... still here aren't i? i would suggest going to the hospital... like seriously... but i guess you can get lucky? lol...

ima shut up now... i'm starting to sound mor eand more like an alcoholic... :p

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Originally Posted by MacWQ33

That's a pretty dangerous game Hock...LOL...even I'll say that.

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you have no idea.

i really don't know about alcohol poisoning....i'm sure i've experienced a form of it over the years.

i've seen some kids get pretty fucked up though, i saw these two kids have a chuggin contest with vodka once at my old frat. one of them did end up in the hospital.

slip~ i think at one time i could have been classified as an alcoholic....or how did you put it.....a lowlife drunktard ? fucker :p

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

no lie, but i'd get so drunk not even the one leg on the floor or a hand on the wall shit helped... i'd have to wait til i could close my eyes and not feel like i was spiraling out of control like a f-16 fighter jet that lost an engine, before i could go to sleeep lol.... and yes, when i drank the fifth, or any of the numerous times, when it hit me... i might as well of been hit by a freight train.... cuz DAYUM.... more than any human was ever ment to handle, much less someone who was 15-16 (or of later times 17+)... i regret every second of it, even to this day, but at the same time, i'm grateful for the experience, cuz those over doing it expreiences, are the ones that really teach you a new found respect for all drugs, including alcohol... everyone has thier limit... and i used to nuke mine completley, but not anymore... and personally, the earlier you learn your limits AND to respect them (two completely diffrent things imo) the better.... (and no :p for the smart asses i'm not telling a bunch of 10 year olds to go out and get drunk til they start puking up everything... lol)

another side story is the time i drank a half of a huge ass bottle of pepermint schnopps (much bigger than a fifth, dunno what mL it was) 2 maddog 20/20's and a half a bottle of armaretto (close to a fifth size of a bottle, involume) at 14, maybe 15... i had just gotten my foot cut on the ball of my foot just infront of my big toe, about 2 inches wide, and nearly an inch deep (you could literally see where my foot and toe bones met) after i was done drinking all that, i could walk on it no prolbem, and the cut wasn't even 24 hours old... i barely remember the day, but i remember standing up infront of everyone laughing my ass off walking all over the hotel room saying "look! omg! look! i can walk on my foot and i don't feel it! ~stomps on foot~ that is so cool!!!" ... lol...

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I totally agree that learning and respecting your limits are different (lol I fail to respect at times even though I know exactly when I should stop). And like you said those experiences are bad in the short-term but can help in the long run. Young and dumb...when you look back...you just shake your head with a grin though lol.

Also, I can picture you with your foot. That's quite the amount of liquor of a young lad like that...it was always hard alcohol for me at that age too. Now..hardly ever..but occasionally. It's almost scary to look back at yourself at that age. We used to get vodka...uggghhh...just straight vodka all night. I'm cringing right now...a few times we had no chase or mix....all that was available was water..chasing with water and/or eventually just trying to water the vodka down is never a great idea...

Edit: I've seen people have to go to the hospital. Mostly girls and vodka. I asked, because I too think I've been at that point once or twice. Maybe not though..at least close.

And Slip...blame all this alcohol talk on the Hockman...he got everyone going haha.

all i can really say good for alcohol, is atleast it has a near- fail safe of puking up everything before it all has a chance to do damage... isn't a WHOLE lot of alcohol overdose deaths, but dont' take that lightly, it is very possible... just depends on the person and how well they're able to hold their alcohol, the better they can hold it, the worse for their health...

~pukes~

water and vodka?!

~pukes pukes pukes~

shit didn't have any kool-aid or NOTHING? lol.... ???

oh yes :p beer/wine was completely disgusting to me then... it was only hard liqour for me too (aside from maddog... cuz that's not exactly wine although it's supposed to be... anyone that has drank that and real wine will agree with me when i disagree that's wine :p)

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Originally Posted by MacWQ33

Young and dumb...when you look back...you just shake your head with a grin though lol.

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that is so true...i think about all the parties an i'm amazed i never got seriously hurt or arrested. and i can do is shake my head....

if i ever have kids, if they get their hands on my photo album.....

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Originally Posted by higher4hockey

that is so true...i think about all the parties an i'm amazed i never got seriously hurt or arrested. and i can do is shake my head....

if i ever have kids, if they get their hands on my photo album.....

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then they'll seee your ass? lol....

... you wake up and you're in the middle of laying on a friend's bed eating Mexican takeout that he dropped off in his room while you were passed out there.

This has happened to me.

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Originally Posted by MacWQ33

That's a pretty dangerous game Hock...LOL...even I'll say that.

Question about alcohol poisoning...is it 100% that you have to go to the hospital and have your stomach pumped? Or are there like different levels to it.

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Speaking as a former fire department paramedic, no, it's not certain that you have to go get your stomach pumped. Alcohol's absorbed so quickly that that's not how they treat it anyway, generally. They usually just give people fluids to help add non-alchol fluid volume to the bloodstream, keep them from aspirating vomit, monitor their levels of consciousness, check bloodwork to monitor blood-alcohol concentrations and liver health, administer oxygen, and wait and hope for the best. Sometimes they give IV potassium and magnesium if the person is very dehydrated from vomiting.

Drunkeness, as you know, has varying degrees. Alcohol's a depressant, and so when folks drink too much too fast and get their blood-alcohol levels over a certain point, they can depress their heart, respiratory and neurological systems to the point of unconsciousness, coma, and death. The other danger is that a person becomes unconscious and then throws up and asphyxiates on the vomit. Even if a person doesn't die from alcohol poisoning, he can have lasting brain and neurological damage and lasting liver damage. It's not a good thing at all.

wow... maybe that's what fucked me up so much.....

but at the same time.. maybe it's a good thing i was never able to sleep, even when i'd had a 'tollerable' ammount of drunkness...when i get drunk i get the spins, when i get the spins, i can't even lay down, much less close my eyes...

medically speaking, maybe i'm more cut out for drinking than i had previously thought? (no, birdgirl don't take that the wrong way... doesn't mean i'ma go out thinking i'm superman drinking all my stomach can hold.... being too drunk is a rather miserable experience... and i don't intend on bringin that on myself anymore, ever again.)

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

Even if a person doesn't die from alcohol poisoning, he can have lasting brain and neurological damage and lasting liver damage. It's not a good thing at all.

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Thanks for clearing that up BG. This part though...like...I dunno....just scares the shit out of me. Not only me...but I see and have seen soooooo many other people using alcohol to unnecessary limits. And now I hear such stories of not even over-doing it a bit...but to a point where this is possible.

I somehow think (could be wrong) that kids and young adults these days must consume massive amounts more booze than the last few decades. With all the pride (unfortunately), drinking games, funnels, and whatever else...drinking alot...not slow...but as quick as possible...our kids are gonna be fucked. When I was in HS...and this is really not an exaggeration...by the time we were juniors..I didn't know anyone that didn't drink on the weekends. Then sometimes during the week...it became the thing to do no matter what. Then college...pretty self explanatory. Yeahhh...anyway...maybe it's better to just not think about it? I don't want to know about any damage to MY brain or liver...knowing it would last forever. Keep that knowledge away....!!!

After kids around our age group grow up and then eventually pass away...we will all, as well as our kids...know the true effects of alcohol. I wonder if they'd every make it illegal again (probably not I know)...if they found out some astonishing facts. Like when we are 40 if we can no longer speak or something...lol (not funny really..)

mac, no they won't... becasue of what happened when it was illegalized.. it really makes no sense to me why one thing being spoken as illegal is so wrong, and immoral, yet you speak of something like weed and it's horrible, and the thought of even legalizing it, if just for medical reasons (and true medical reasons) is so ... 'satanic' or of an equal 'evil'....

but i guess then again, life and the world was never meant to make sense?

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

medically speaking, maybe i'm more cut out for drinking than i had previously thought?

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i'm of irish descent i'm cut out for drinking !


and slip, i have never once gotten the spins...dont really know what its like.
too drunk for me means falling off bar stools and somehow stumbling home waking up with a horrible headache........shit this one time i even drank my own piss when i woke up.

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Originally Posted by higher4hockey

i'm of irish descent i'm cut out for drinking !


and slip, i have never once gotten the spins...dont really know what its like.
too drunk for me means falling off bar stools and somehow stumbling home waking up with a horrible headache........shit this one time i even drank my own piss when i woke up.

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well consider yourself lucky.. imagine spinning around in the same circle... spinning so fast that it seems like you're face will rip off from the sheer g-force of it all.... then imagine going on a ride like that, while extremely shit faced and weak-stomach-ed....

long story short... it never, NEVER turns out well...

Yeah, I kind of doubt they'll ever make alcohol illegal, but if anyone ever did a true assessment, they'd see that alcohol causes a heck of a lot more harm than cannabis ever has.

Everything I've read confirms what you were saying MacWQ33, that there's more binge drinking now than there used to be. But when I was in high school and college 25 or 30 years ago, there was a lot then, too. We used to drink Everclear and grape juice in high school (I had a fake ID and was so tall I was rarely carded anyway) and in college people were doing funnels and drinking boilermakers and doing shots till they got sick, sick, sick. So it was pretty bad then, too.

Try not to worry too much about lasting damage in yourself. If you're alive and well now, chances are you're fine. Just don't drink yourself to the point of overwhelmingly heavy drunkenness or possible toxicity/poisoning from now on. The good thing about being young is that your liver still has time to repair itself, and with as small a portion of our brains as we really use, mild neurological damage probably isn't going to be an issue, if you even had that, which seems unlikely. Just learn from the past. And definitely keep an eye out on friends who're binge-drinking or running the risk of harming themselves. The far greater danger where kids and alcohol is concerned is still drinking and driving.

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Originally Posted by higher4hockey

somehow stumbling home

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You know you're a bit too drunk...when you can't stay on the sidewalk.

drinking and driving = bad news.

i used to do that crap all the time. i dont shake my head when i think about it now, i shudder. i havent driven drunk in years. that shit scares me now-a-days.


mac~ i wish someone would have gotten me stumbling home blacked out drunk on tape some time. i bet that shit was hilarious.....some nights man, i dont know how i made it.

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

Try not to worry too much about lasting damage in yourself. If you're alive and well now, chances are you're fine. Just don't drink yourself to the point of overwhelmingly heavy drunkenness or possible toxicity/poisoning from now on.

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Yeah...I predominately drink beer now. I know it's not any better, but I've never heard of anyone getting to poisonous levels from solely beer (no doubt I'm sure it's happened..it must be pretty rare though). Thanks for the re-assurance BG...I might even keep this thread in mind next time I go out.

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Originally Posted by higher4hockey

mac~ i wish someone would have gotten me stumbling home blacked out drunk on tape some time. i bet that shit was hilarious.....some nights man, i dont know how i made it.

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One time I had to walk from a marsh (couple kegs there) to my friends house...on the beach...yeah....I was pretty sandy when I woke up.