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money and cocaine too
AB - I stole the last part of that as my sig-hope you don't mind. Let me know if you do and I will remove it. Still ROFLMAO over that one!Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysBlazed
Confidence
Looks
A brain
A big dick
A sence of humour*
Strength
Bunus-Money,A car, An awsome body.
Thats about it :thumbsup:
Some of that list is very shallow.
I'm a guy in that range, and one thing is make sure you have a wide range of friends. You don't have to be popular, but your best bet is to just get to know alot of people, and help them get to know you. Also, some girls just aren't gonna like you for one reason or another. That'll always be the case you just have to deal and try to get to know the ones that do like you better.
However, I really need to follow my own advice more. My problem is I have alot of casual friends, but I'm a quiet, kinda nerdy (decent looks though) guy around people I don't know well. However, I seem to get really sociable and funny when I'm with good friends.
Oh, another thing is make sure that people don't think you're going out with someone if you aren't. I have alot of friends who are girls, and almost everyone who didn't know me well thought I was going out with some of them. So yea. . .
It’s all fun and games till you realize the posters 40…
Stinky, I really wish I could give u another rep point cause you crack me up! I think it's awesome that you give such great advice in the grow section of this forum, and then post crazy stuff in the sexuality section also!Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
Quality ladies??? what are those? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
Well here's one type! :D Stick with them if you can't figure out how to find nice human females!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes
Dutch Lover-
This section seriously cracks me up sometimes!!!! Glad you find my grow advice useful!
sometimes crazy is right....Quote:
Originally Posted by dutch.lover
NO, if you're a sweet guy, you will likely end up as a "friend." The "you're nice, but I don't want to ruin our friendship" kinda friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by WordUpMuffin
1. be yourself
2. but also be cocky
3. have a large penis
4. be really really really ridiculously good-looking
5. have money
6. be smart/funny/etc.
7. dont act like your TRYING to impress the girl, just do it naturally
8. or you could take one of my favorite approaches, act modest about things and say "i was trying to impress you
luckily i have all these i get all the 14-16 year olds... ok maybe 14-19 but who cares?
p.s. this is coming from a 15 year old so i know what im talking about
oh yeah and i have a 140 I.Q. so you shouldnt really doubt a lot of the things i say...
o yeah to add to the list #9 be honest(or as close to honest as you can be at the time)
take it from the master of picking up girls... trust me... this is a trick that will work... ok... first off... you may want to buy a box of condoms... and a dirty mag. and look at the dirty mag, until your dick is hard as a rock... take your pants off... burn them... you wont need them any more... then walk into school... and walk down all of the hallways, 3 or 4 times... now that all of the girls have seen the size of your dick... and have seen how small it is(due to the fact its the middle of winter, and your dick is a bit small due to the cold air) go shoot your self...hahaha... if you wait until atleast spiring time this will work... i grauintee it with my own word... ive been layed so manytimes with this little trick... it works even better if you go to a big school... one time, i went to a school rivials school, and did this, walked right by the guy with the biggest dick in town, that had about 5 girls all over him, and he almost started crying as the girls left his arms for me...
ok... so that was made up.... but get a car, get a job... and loose the acme youll get a shit load of girls with that trick...
this is comming from a 16 year old... who has never had a IQ test, but guess that his will come out at around 999999999999999999999999.1 maybe more like a 2?
A nice car and a nice smile......oh yea and like everyone else said a really big penis always helps. :thumbsup:
I didnt say they were essential, i was just saying they were what girls look for, its the truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by snicklefritz1825
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Originally Posted by GB4Lifemann
For your sake, i hope your 14-16.