is that twiztid with the whole magic ninjas thing
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is that twiztid with the whole magic ninjas thing
psychopathic ryda
word, you can see J in the back if you look closelyQuote:
Originally Posted by clammy801
magic magic ninjaz whut!
i am not sure if nephi is mentioned in the bible, but he was supposedly a prophet and the first two books in the book of mormon are about him and his father or other relative named Lehi.
Utah, huh? mormon capital as they say.
I did not think there are many non mormons in Utah. A friend of mine lived there for a couple months but came back to So Cal afterwards. He told me him and another friend would hang out with some white dudes from Utah and one of the guy's dad was some kind of politician, anyways they would all get high every day and the politician's son would always be on deck with all kinds of liquor.
I specify white dudes only because the others were non white, but tell me that most of the people in Utah happen to be white and he never saw a black man or woman there. Also, i have noticed that the majority of mormons that i have come across are white as well. They do also go worldwide to try to recruit.
Im sure there are at least a few black folk in Utah, theres the Utah Jazz team after all.
are there any mormons or freemasons in the house?
Lurking perhaps
The thing about dark skin is true. It is still in the Book of Mormon (2nd book of Nephi). They still teach it. In fact, they also say that the lighter your skin is, the purer you are, and that those who are cursed will be able to go to the "celestial kingdom", but they will always be of service (slaves) to those who are pure. If you want to know anything about the alleged 'curse of Cain,' you can look it up in the index under any terms that might be related, like : skin, black, curse, skin color, etc. I know because I am Black person in Utah. No I am not Mormon, as I refuse to belong to any racist organization even if it is in my favor. The next time you speak to the woman who lives near you regarding the LDS faith, you should cite references to this "curse." I bet she'll start to change her tone, and she might even avoid you.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigNugs4U
I've done this many times when I am approached by missionaries. It really bothers me when missionaries treat me as a future prospect. When I tell them about their religion, and how they should be ashamed of themselves for promoting such a racist, hateful religion, they get uneasy, and really nervous.
Then I ask them if they can find anything that rebukes my argument, then they can come back and show me.
They never return.
some mormons definately dont live any different from the rest of fucked up society im surroun ded by mormans as i speak not in my house or nothing but all fucking over they are closed minded and self righteous i refused to go to a lds church the day before christmas
Now this just helped me figure something out. I always wondered why so many Mormons were blonde, especially the women. I new they thought black skin was the mark of Cain, but until now I never put it together.Quote:
The thing about dark skin is true. It is still in the Book of Mormon (2nd book of Nephi). They still teach it. In fact, they also say that the lighter your skin is, the purer you are,
HAHA...well this is funny. My dad is mormon my mom isnt. So i never was baptized thanks ot my mom. Then they got divorced. Anyways i got into too much trouble living with my mom so the courts sent me with my dad. I go to church every sunday and youth activities. Still not a member. Been going my WHOLE LIFE! And ive never heard any of this stuff before. I even lived in SLC for a little while. Now houston. Ive heard all kinds of crazy stuff. Like mormon girls that have sex get burned on a cross to death haha that was in the classroom at school. And that mormon girls take it in the bung hole so there future husband dont find out and keep there virginity. Give me more questions to ask peolpe at church they dont like me anyways because they know i was incarcerated as a juvenial im 17. And thats why im here looking for UA tips.
You arnet allowed in the temple but are in the churches. I was in a temple once but it was before it was dedicated so anywhole can go. Its beatiful inside, i was high haha. And yes mormons are very judgemental but very nice people.Quote:
Originally Posted by thcbongman
ive never heard of a mormon strapping himself with explosives.Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckyNiner
ive never heard of a mormon flying a plane into a building.
haha this stuff is great.
Very true if it wasnt for my non-member mom i'd definitley been a member its easy to wanna fit in as a kid im mean your parents choose your friends and you;d wanna be one kinda. Thoese kids are brainwashed most of them. Ive blazed with a few mormon kids in my life though.Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckyNiner
heres a little food for thought (although chances are we've all thought of it)
mormon is just moron with an M added to it.
O yea my great great great grandfather praticed poligamy. I was ready my grandmas biography shes an old school moivve actor name on the hollywood walk of fame and all. Laurine Day check it out. My GGGG grandfather as a child job was to run threw the mormon town when the marshalls were coming doing the Pual revere act hahaha i thought that was funny as fucc.
Actually if you ever read the bible a guys name was moron. And they liked to be called latter day saints LDS.
Late Dick Suckers
nobody likes a late dick sucker, theyre always late and by then you dont have a stiffy
dont be mad cuze you smoked yourself retarted and your permafried u dont add the M u take it awayQuote:
Originally Posted by MastaChronic
nevermind im the permafried one haha o shit damn
You missed the stories on the Mormon letterbombings in Utah? ..or the massacres of non-Mormons trying to settle in Utah back in the day?Quote:
ive never heard of a mormon strapping himself with explosives.
ive never heard of a mormon flying a plane into a building.
haha this stuff is great.
But really most of the Mormons I know are great people, in a Donny and Marie sort of way. (even the one in prison for pedofilia)
I work for Mormons and they're always trying to convert me, so I'm curious about the freakier sides of their beliefs...so do go on.
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Originally Posted by Ballinnn
I'm related to Pocahontas; she married John Rolfe, who is on my grandfathers side of the family, and he forced her to be baptized and to convert to Christianity before they were wed, lol! Although, this part of the story is usually left out of historical records. It usually says something so much more pleasant:
"John Rolfe was a very religious man who agonized for many weeks over the decision to marry a "strange wife," a heathen Indian. He finally decided to marry Pocahontas after she had been converted to Christianity, "for the good of the plantation, the honor of our country, for the glory of God, for mine own salvation ..." Pocahontas was baptized, christened Rebecca, and later married John Rolfe on April 5, 1614. A general peace and a spirit of goodwill between the English and the Indians resulted from this marriage."
~Junk~
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Ballinnn
I dated a mormon. Mormons believe the angel moroni came down and spoke to joseph smith. and the angel wanted him to start a football team at BYU. but the players aren't allowed to drink any coca cola. so, then they decided to host the olympics and everyone had to stay at the marriot hotel. It really sounds like i'm stoned out of my gord, and I AM!
hey ballin, ask them about the beliefs i posted above. Im waiting for the oportunity to discuss it with someone because i have heard some pretty logical rebuttals/responses