I made the very FIRST orangeman post. Yall just copied me
*glares*
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I made the very FIRST orangeman post. Yall just copied me
*glares*
dude i was makin oj man threads before you were alive bro!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by wayoftheleaf
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=82815
and im NOT a bitch
and i saw that 14 yr old that BFA was talkin about..... fucking lmao
but you are a bitch when you get invited to your friends party and you cant hold your alcohol and start shit with the home owner (whos beer he was drinkin) and almost get jumped by like 15 people
fucking people
anyways later
Ronjohn
ah man. Well, i started the rash of them weve had the past few days.
or at least i think i did.
ah well go figure.
you know your a bitch when you act all crazy when u smoke bud and you cough while ur hittin the bong and u get the bud wet, you know your a buitch when u drop ur bud in the snow, you know your a bitch when u drop your bowl off the skilift, you know your a bitch when you get drunk and throw up all over ur freinds house, you know your a bitch when u push someone of your roof, you know your a bitch when you climb an tree 80 feet and cant get down so your freinds toos you up ciggs bud and coca cola
LOL....here's a big one...
You are such a little bitch when you put little bitchie shit in your signature...with a disclaimer or some shit...everything you say is a lie and shit..and you don't engage in illegal activity, or really smoke mary...let me tell ya, that's definitely being a Bitch! (yeah, with a capital letter..)
Or throw up on your friend.....or....your girlfriend. Or even worse, a girl you want to be your girlfriend...lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by hipEstoner
lol what these people don't understand is that if some law enforcement DID decide to come after them, that disclaimer would not save them, nor, would it discourage them from trying to come after you if they decided to.Quote:
Originally Posted by MacWQ33
i had one at some point, something along the lines of "i use and condone the growth and or use of anything legal or illegal respectively. anything i say is based on my own experience, and can and should be used to assist in activities illegal in nature."
somethign like that anyways :rolleyes:
Quote:
Originally Posted by MacWQ33
Hey, hey, hey...I started that shit back like in february when I had cops hunting around my internet activity, just to sorta fuck with 'em.
You know you're a little bitch when you think you're such a hard ass doing heroin at your sister's house and yet she has to find out from your friends.
Soo true...lol but some people are not very realistic i guessQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Ok...you are a bitch if you happen to sneeze while taking a piss, thus, redirecting your stream in a direction not known as the toilet bowl...
I was this bitch about 10 minutes ago....
LOL.
BWAHAHAH!!!
youre a bitch when the only excuse you can conjur as to why you're afraid/dont want to smoke herb is: 'I dont like the smell'. twat!
Or..."because its illegal".....fucking bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin
yeah youre a bigger bitch when you have to talk shit about people on a website for no fucking reason.....Quote:
Originally Posted by MacWQ33
thats just a bitch move in itself (oh...... with a capital letter)
bitch!
later:thumbsup:
Ronjohn
LOL...didn't mean to offend sir. But why, you wouldn't have one of those disclaimers would you?.....Oh silly little bitches.....Quote:
Originally Posted by ronjohn420
hey man..... it may not help me in the long run, but ill take any armor i can get, right???Quote:
Originally Posted by MacWQ33
im not gonna give people a damn red carpet to come and get me, there is a place there which is made for disclaimers and things of that matter
so im going to take advantage of it..... atleast it would back me up in a court of law for unlawful search and seziure when nothing is found:thumbsup:
theres a back up plan to everything man
you want to call me a bitch.... go ahead man, words dont hurt that bad.
esp. when i know they wouldnt say it to me in person
sometimes i think people just start shit on here to feel better about them selves cause it doesnt prove any points....
did it...
later mac
Ron
oh yeah.. back to the topic
you know youre a bitch when you too scared to put any personal info, age, pics or "additional info" on here because youre afraid to get caught even though all authorities and even mods can track your ip address
yeah that tops the bitch scale there =)
You are a little bitch when you don't realize that this whole thread is a joke for the purpose of curing boredom...and these words are not meant to hurt anyone's feelings.
BTW
Your a bitch if this thread hurts your feelings.
been there done that.... except i was the 14 year old :DQuote:
Originally Posted by PaRaNoIa
Quote:
Originally Posted by ronjohn420
yet look at the thing in your sig. it's cool though no harm intended just letting you know...i got one too
you know your a little bitch when you pass out on your first j. :D
and yes it's happened to kids i know.
oh god i'm a bitch....
wait, what does it make you when a female dog is always trying to hump you? i had a pit bull awhile back, named lady, she'd always try to hump me.. sometimes i'd be laying on the bed and she'd jump up, use her legs to grab onto both of my legs, digging her claws into my calfs and start humping at me.... or she'd jump on my leg and i'd go to walk off and she'd clench on tight as hell and hump while hopping to keep up with me walking....
and yes i've had a dog hump my ass unfortunately, through clothing but i felt violeted nonetheless... it was a boxer, my uncles dog.. i was rolling and crawling around on the floor just fucking around and the next thing i know this big ass dog jumps up on my back and starts humping >.< i felt very violated...
i still wanna know what it makes you when a female dog humps you!!
if a male dog humping you makes you a bitch, does a female make you a bastard? :confused:
This is a funny thread if you read it through again lol.
You're a bitch if 'Titanic' chokes you up.
You're a bitch if you have ever declined a free hit at a party.
your a little bitch when you give a kid 90 bucks for a half ounce, and he tells you he got busted the next day. primises to get you the money back though. 2 weeks later i asked hima bout it and he was a complete dick. told me to forget about it.
i kind of HAD to be the litte bitch tho cuz hes way bigger and older and a motherfucking assholejackasssonofabitch
a baseball bat would level the playing field :rolleyes: or you can always make friends with someone bigger... scare the piss out of him, make him get it <.< you don't just HAVE to tolerate having your money taken... it's just a matter of what you would go through to get it back lol.
Ya....you just gotta stop being the little bitch in which you claim to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
I think you have a very twisted view of canine anatomy.:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
You know you're a little bitch when you spend your free time on a website about pot. Ouch, I made myself feel bad.
Just the beat of a different drum, my friends.
youre a little bitch when you spend 400$ on clothing and rings/etc with hemp leaves on them, being a poser. - after you only smoked weed a few times before
great thread :)
when you buy weed by the gram not by the key
You know your a big bitch when you try to play moderator, and if someone makes a thread on something other than marijuana, you tell them its not allowed.
your a btch when you get offered weed but say naah ive already smoked 2 phat joints b4 i got ere im well stoned ill pass when really you aint smoked shit
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
I mean.... my feelings were kinda hurt...:pQuote:
Originally Posted by MacWQ33
And btw i dont care if you think im a bitch... if i ever get taken to court i atleast have something that i can use to defend myself...
"Fuck you judge. If you would have just read the damn disclaimer you would know its fake and my time would not have been wasted."
If you think soccer is better than football. :p
(For those about to reach through the computer and E-strangle me...its all in good fun...)
when your girlfriend breaks up with you and you dump bleach all over her shit (lol i had to.)
LOL...I read that the other day too....its a good one though, but she musta did something fucked up to him (that she either did or did not say..I didn't read the whole thread) for him to do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
You're a bitch if you're a female dog.
You're hovering on that line of little bitchness when you think another football thread is in order and post football thread number 27. LOL.
I guess it wouldn't hurt to bring this one back as well. If you are looking for a good laugh...start from the beginning...pretty funny shit...
Alright..I guess I'll start the second (or third?) wave after gathering some info.
You know you're a little bitch when you truly believe 'weed' and 'skunk' are much more than marijuana slang and are different 'strains' of cannabis. But the bitchness doesn't even kick in until you make a poll about it, and everyone has no idea wtf you're talking about. (Rec.)