Are you a Jew?

oh yeah....i forgot.....to answer some things that were mentioned..

1. you are only jewish if your mother is jewish..it is fathers name mothers blood, by jewish law..and not only that, but you have to convert if your mom isnt jewish and are the lowest on the caste scale as there are 3 levels of jews and your level distinguishes your honours and priviledges within the synagogue..

2. why do people think you have to look a certain way to be a jew? i have seen lots of christians with big noses and dark curly hair..i have seen blonde hair and blue eyed jews..i think people confuse this with sabra's, or israeli's, who have these features, which are regional really..

ok..i think i am done now... :D

princess

yea my buddy from alabama is jewish, has blonde hair, green eyes maybe? didnt know he was jewish till he told me

no im not but i heard borat was full of jokes about jews and ali g is a jew haha i wanna c it so bad

Some people are offended by Ali G/ Borat [Sacha Baron Cohen] because they think he's being racist, infact, he's highlighting important faults in todays sociaty, which is that they're is still racism in this world, and by doing that, he's seeing if the people he's with are racists... Like the scetch in country signing place... all those people joined in, i dont know weather they thought it was a joke or not, but Sacha Baron Cohen is funny, and also Jewish.

I actually know him in real life lol.

And surreys princess is right, not all Jew's have big noses and dark hair [Although, i must admit, alot of my family, and the two friends i have that are Jewish do have big noses lol]

my friend is...

i'm a jew
a messianic jew acctualy (a jew who belives jesus is the messiah)
Jews for life man!!
and i'm from israel :cool:

I'm Jewish. I'm not that religious though.
Smoking with really religious Jews, is the funniest, and most fun thing ever. One time, I was with these orthodox Jews and we got so baked and went to synogogue, it was great.

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Could somebody please explain to me why so many people in the world hate Jews?

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That's an easy one...as Jamstigator said...Racism. But, --and this is probably going to piss a lot of Jewish people off, but oh well..--racism on both sides of the battle. Take it back to biblical times and think about the situation. The Zionist belief was that they were 'God's Chosen People' and if you weren't a Jew, you were a dog. (remember from Sunday School Jesus asking the sumarian woman why he should heal a dog?)

That attitude tends to piss your neighbors off. Not that their neighbors were any less guilty of course. But when you're a little sect surrounded by other races being referred to as dogs and heathens, it's not exactly the most diplomatic attitude to have for peaceful coexistence.

Hell, up until recently all races were racists. (and I'm still worried about our ability to overcome it). It's what binds groups together as groups, but it's what leads to clashes. The 'Us and Them' thing always leads to conflict and hatred...whether it's racial, economic, religious, social or political.

Generally Jews keep to themselves and their familys. They have over the years generated their own customs to the point where they alienate non-jews, that's why people generally hate them. Nobody needs an excuse like they killed Jesus because nobody except the religious sect really gives a shit. It comes down to interpersonal connections and being able to relate to people that you share very little in common with. Its very hard to relate to Jewish people because they treat everyone else with such disregard. Obviously there are exceptions but generally history speaks true about that I've stated about. You can put it down to jelousy or just plain hatred or whatever but in my opinion that's just blissful ignorance.

I'm a jew I have many non-jews friends. Your sterotyping my friend. Some very very very religious Jews, are all shut off from society thats it.

''Very very religious jews'' make up over 90% of the jewish population

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Originally Posted by MegaOctane12

''Very very religious jews'' make up over 90% of the jewish population

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Really? The figure is nothing like that in England.

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Originally Posted by MegaOctane12

Generally Jews keep to themselves and their familys. They have over the years generated their own customs to the point where they alienate non-jews, that's why people generally hate them. Nobody needs an excuse like they killed Jesus because nobody except the religious sect really gives a shit. It comes down to interpersonal connections and being able to relate to people that you share very little in common with. Its very hard to relate to Jewish people because they treat everyone else with such disregard. Obviously there are exceptions but generally history speaks true about that I've stated about. You can put it down to jelousy or just plain hatred or whatever but in my opinion that's just blissful ignorance.

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That my friend, would be racism and stereotyping plain and simple.

I'm glad you can make up a percentage out of your ass though.

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Originally Posted by MegaOctane12

''Very very religious jews'' make up over 90% of the jewish population

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i only have 1 jewish friend out of about 20 good friends... yes im jewish... i know a bunch of jews and i dont kno one thats religious at all... i tend to dislike a lot of jewish people i meet for some reason, but im no hitler or jew hater (i am jewish). You are just plainfully WRONG about what you said.

I was born in NYC to a Jewish dad and an Italian Catholic mom. So I'm not a Jew since jewish blood flows maternal, not paternal. Although, my family would often go to other Jewish family friend's houses for holidays i.e. Yom Kippur, Roshoshana (please forgive me if I misspelled them). And my dad made great knishes, blintzes, and kasha vinushka.

Also, one of my best friends, Adam, is a Jew. Adam has a big picture of Sandy Koufax (Jewish pitcher) in his house. And even though Adam's a yankees fan (I HATE the fagyankees) Adam likes my beloved Mets just a little now because they got Shawn Green (Jewish outfielder). Adam and I watch just about every NY Islanders game and smoke bowls every time the Islanders score.:stoned: It was great they beat the hated rangers last night with 7 goals!!!!

And just like all of my Jewish friends, I love Chinese food!:D

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Originally Posted by bongomania

(I HATE the fagyankees)

And just like all of my Jewish friends, I love Chinese food!:D

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Just not 'fags' right??!

Wise up man!

Fr33kman (proud fag)

But still not a jew :)

Fr33kman

Fr33kman,

Bad wording on my part, I didn't mean fagyankees as in homosexual baseball players playing for the most hated team ever! I meant it more like, fagyankees, as in I hate the yankees with all my existence; and something to do with fag being a cigarette. hmmmmm, not too good an excuse, huh? My bad, I was high and forgot my manners. I do apologize. I didn't mean nothing by it. On the flip side, (and I don't mean anything homo there either about "flip" or "flop") I got nothing against Oakland A's GM Billy Bean.

No, not really a good excuse :) But its not a problem, understood that it was probably bad language choice rather than malice. Stoners generally don't tend to be aggressive to others.

Peace

Fr33kman (still queer, still here, now where's my beer?:smokin:)


PS: The Yankees do suck thou don't they? :) Only cause they have all the money in the world and others don't so can't just purchase good players like the yankees can. Other teams have to have commitment and skill.

yes im jewish! there are a lot of jewish stoners
:)

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Originally Posted by bongomania

I.Also, one of my best friends, Adam, is a Jew. Adam has a big picture of Sandy Koufax (Jewish pitcher) in his house. And even though Adam's a yankees fan......

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Just FYI, Sandy Koufax, from Brookyn, was a Dodger (1955-1966).

He was born in 1935, and is still alive.

http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/ho...ufax_Sandy.htm

im not... but im just curious as to why some people dont eat bacon???
i was working one time and this guy brings his arbys melt back and was like, "there is a piece of bacon on this" (when we had BBQ bacon jack melts, we had bacon bits) and a bacon bit some how got on it. he was pissed actually, he was just like "im jewish i dont eat fuckin bacon... i want my sandwich replaced" all he had to do was take off this tiny little piece of bacon..

just curious, thanks

Pork. Orthodox Jews wont eat certain food, because it's unclean. Pork is dirty meat, as it's from a dirty animal, and it has a Cloven Hoof. Also, it goes off very quickly and can give you a jippy stomach.

Orthodox Jew's choose to eat Kosher meats.

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Originally Posted by nikweiser

im not... but im just curious as to why some people dont eat bacon???
i was working one time and this guy brings his arbys melt back and was like, "there is a piece of bacon on this" (when we had BBQ bacon jack melts, we had bacon bits) and a bacon bit some how got on it. he was pissed actually, he was just like "im jewish i dont eat fuckin bacon... i want my sandwich replaced" all he had to do was take off this tiny little piece of bacon..just curious, thanks

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I would guess that even if the bacon was removed, there would be cross-contamination and the customer wants to be 100% certain that he is not ingesting any pork.

I can't eat gluten (a protein found in wheat, rye barley and their derivatives), due to Celiac disease, and if I order a salad with croutons I have to send it back. Just picking the pieces off is not enough because crumbs may be left in the salad. The same is true of a hamburger - if I order a hamburger or hot dog without a bun, and they send it on one anyway, I cannot just remove the burger - they have to start from scratch. Needless to say, I don't eat out much - and don't want to until they come up with a pill to prevent consequences from accidental, or deliberate, exposure.

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Originally Posted by MegaOctane12

''Very very religious jews'' make up over 90% of the jewish population

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He's telling you guys wrong info. I am not sure the exact percentage but Im pretty sure orthodox observant Jews make up (i know atleast) less tahn 30%.

Trust me man I know, I went to a orthodox Jewish school for awhile. I know a lot about judaism.

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Originally Posted by LIP

Pork. Orthodox Jews wont eat certain food, because it's unclean. Pork is dirty meat, as it's from a dirty animal, and it has a Cloven Hoof. Also, it goes off very quickly and can give you a jippy stomach.

Orthodox Jew's choose to eat Kosher meats.

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but... but... its soo delicious... lol :D

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Originally Posted by nikweiser

but... but... its soo delicious... lol :D

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Oh i know, im un-orthodox so i eat all the sausages and bacon i can lol.

Some kosher food is fucking nice though. :rastasmoke:

Bong30, it's Judaism, not Jewdism, for Christ's sake.

Judaism is technically only passed down through the mother, so I'm not Jewish in the literal sense of the word, but my dad's family is Jewish, and so I've been raised with the traditions of unorthodox Judaism.

It's nice to hear people who are offended by all the anti-Semitism in our world today.

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

I'd love to have a wealthy Jewish neighbor. Who constantly let me smoke weed and borrow cash without paying them back. Damn that is like the perfect neighbor.

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or a wealthy athiest neighbor who did the same
or a methodist who did the same
or a catholic that did the same
etc etc
etc
why do people think all jews are wealthy?

dai*ma

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Originally Posted by LIP

When i was at school i was bullied constantly about being a Jew, and it's nothing other than racism. I was too embarrased to tell anyone, not even my mates, so in the end, i found out who it was starting all the shit, and put him in hospital. Yes, thats extreme, but it had been going on for about 3 years, so all in all, i think it was right to nearly kill him. That stopped it permantly.

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the "real" jewish conspiracy is that we are going to take over all the cannabis chat rooms and cannabis related websites in the world.
Once the Kanehbosem/Kannabis is all ours, the world will be ours.
Who wants to own banks when owning decent Kannabis plants is much more fun and worthwhile ? fuck the cash, give me the hash.:)

dai*ma:stoned:
ps,
if you see surreal princess, tell her i am sorry for using the word, fuck.:o

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Originally Posted by MegaOctane12

Generally Jews keep to themselves and their familys. They have over the years generated their own customs to the point where they alienate non-jews, that's why people generally hate them. Nobody needs an excuse like they killed Jesus because nobody except the religious sect really gives a shit. It comes down to interpersonal connections and being able to relate to people that you share very little in common with. Its very hard to relate to Jewish people because they treat everyone else with such disregard. Obviously there are exceptions but generally history speaks true about that I've stated about. You can put it down to jelousy or just plain hatred or whatever but in my opinion that's just blissful ignorance.

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that is just plane racist, Jews are just the same as u are. number 1 we deffinitely dont alienate non-jews, alienate is a very general word, either u mean we think we are better or u actually believe in like blood libels and that stuff. if u believe in blood libels you are just a dumass. and if u think we think we are better thats also bullshit, maybe ur just not friends with a lot of jews because u have different values. for example most Jews tend to be very tolerent of other races, while u are a fuking racist pig. and u say history proves that Jews think theyre superior, please explain.

and then some1 said something about all Jews being rich, i wish this were true. I and a lot of my Jewish friends are poor. this is just another 1 of those stereotypes.

if any1 cares to ask me a question about Judaism please feel free

Haha yea.I'd love to be a rich jewish family. Unfortunately we're very middle class, although I do get some nice stuff now and then.

I do know a rich ass jewish kid though...lol.

My family are working class, but i was a spoilt cunt when i was a kid. :D

I wish i was rich, sadly that's not what it's like in the real world, i have to work long and hard [much like my cock ;)]

:(

I smoke all day, and if i was awake i'd toke all night.
Hitting the bong
Smoking a phat fucking spliff
Chatting with wankers

Shit, sorry about that, i just fucking started typing was i was thinking rofl... thats pretty good actually, lol... try typing what you think, you'll have to be a touch typer and fast one too to keep up with yoru thought process lol! Shit i just sneezed, it hurt my throat..

I tend to get this stoned when i use my bong... Now i know why i bough it :D

it is ok you said the f word daima.....i can live with it....

CANNABIS. hehh... i gthink i've smoked too much lol. I know when im overdoing it... way to much weed for anyone lol...

Hey lip..how far away from london are you? Nothing's certain, but I'm planning on studying abroad (a-broad..loll) in London my junior year of college. That's three years off, but it'd be really cool to toke with you.

Damn straight man. Im from East London originally, but at the moment im residing in Essex, which is just outside of London, Essex is for the London overspill.

Im a propa cockney geeza.

It'd be good to toke up man, i'd show you some of the best bud in England... Seriously,

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Originally Posted by surreys princess

it is ok you said the f word daima.....i can live with it....

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;)
dai*ma:stoned:

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Originally Posted by surreys princess

it is ok you said the f word daima.....i can live with it....

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"why is it that most of the people who are for the legalization of marijuana are jews?
it must be because they are all psychiatrist"

-richard nixon

dai*ma:stoned: dont ya just love it?

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Originally Posted by LIP

Damn straight man. Im from East London originally, but at the moment im residing in Essex, which is just outside of London, Essex is for the London overspill.

Im a propa cockney geeza.

It'd be good to toke up man, i'd show you some of the best bud in England... Seriously,

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Haha alright man...we'll just see if either of us can remember this three years from now..lol.