i second the motion of rule #27. that shit should be fuckin written in stone!!!
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i second the motion of rule #27. that shit should be fuckin written in stone!!!
#28 Thou shalt use no liquid other than water to fill the bong. Putting alcohol in the bong doesn't make you cool, it makes you an asshole. Alcohol not only tastes like shit but also absorbs thc, not the tar and shit like water does.! Man, some people that I know are so ignorant.:mad:
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Thirded I hate hiding shit from myself. Or worse completely forgetting I hid something period. Finding shit I didn't know (or forgot) I lost rules though. I've found halves I didn't even know were missing before :)Quote:
Originally Posted by slpntrx5
Don't let bong water sit in bong for days... you should poor it out when your done and use fresh water each time!
I prefer putting Jack Daniels in my bong... it tastes pretty good and then you can drink it afterwards!
Eugh... Jack and bongwater DO NOT MIX.
I actually tried Kool Aide once, and the smoke tasted GREAT.
NO, not bong water mixed with Jack Daniels... I means straight JD! it's bomb... you can taste the alcahol and the cannabis tase!
#29 Make sure the bong is upright.
#30 Don't always take the first hit let others have a chance, even if you are packing it.
Rule # 419: When posting on Bong Rule writer's thread, don't talk shit about thread starter.
Rule#420: Smoke the PEACE Bong over ice!
Rule #30
If the bowl is gone; dump it. Don't hand me that vomit inducing shit!
#15...nuder no circumstance is the bong your toilet
BTW-being really fucked up is not an excuse:dance:
In a pinch, your urine is not an acceptable substitute for water.
never drink the bong water
if you break a bong dont lie about it, come forth and accept ur punishment
do not exhale into the bong
Rule #32 dont pass me your ash.. pull it through or ash it somewhere im not a trash man its not my job.
rule #33 if you take a huge hit and feel the need to puke, close your mouth, put the bong down gently, and go elsewhere to vomit. puke on bong=gotta buy a new bong
Rule #34, do not diss the bong and proclaim that yours is 'so much cooler'. You dont like the bong, you dont smoke out of the bong.
And how the fuck are there 56 posts and only 34 rules? Well, this is a stoner site :rasta:
#35 Bong must not be invisible (causes confusion) and must not contain Magical Abilities such as the creation of rip in time. BUT is allowed to get you ripped in general :rasta:
#36 - The bong, under any circumstances, will NOT be used as a makeshift arc welder in some kind of McGuyver-esque attempt at breaking out of dramatic, life-threatening situations.
(I know, I'm old)
P.S. Acrylic's are good to use, I don't know about you but I wouldn't take a glass bong anywhere if I had one... travelling with my acrylic means it never gets broken :D
37 Don't accidently walk off with the bong.
This has happened before with some of my freinds