i have to add a second one, never ever under any circumstances put the bong up to your ass and fart to hear the funny echo noise.
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i have to add a second one, never ever under any circumstances put the bong up to your ass and fart to hear the funny echo noise.
#420.44894651 PUFF PUFF PASS! Don't be a bogart :thumbsup:
rule #18. Burn that shit to the ground, n-word.
Unless you have a roor, then youll kill the other glass and the bong will be fineQuote:
Originally Posted by Tokudai
Rule #25 SMOKE OUT OF IT!
RULE #26 no chap stick/ lip stick/ lip gloss when you're smoking
rule #27 dont melt bong if plastic if using torch flame lighter.
All good rules!
I have to say I never considered Farting in the bong before. I guess I would just be sure to make sure there is no "open flame" around to avoid any "Human Bottlerocket" effect if I did drop trow to christen a new instrument...
But back to all seriousness... brb...toke...toke... Okay:
Any other good BONG RULES?
dont put boiling water in an acrylic bong!
Rule #28: KNOW how to use the bong properly!
rule#28 only take fat ass hits from the bong
#29: Don't smoke meth or crack out of your bong. Just weed, or maybe salvia.
What about smoking Regs, then Dro out of the bong? Is that ok? Or is each bong sacred to its quality of weed to be smoked?
rule number umm...w/e.
ONE flick of your bic!
these are great rules btw haha good idea for a thread. kinda random but i like to change the water after each bowl. i pack a bowl then u pack a bowl. one fat rip, clear it, then pass it to the right. do not murph the bong...ever. and by all means. DO NOT DROP OR SPILL THE BONG!!! AHHH
#625.....Finish Your Bong Load
When smoking from a bong, make sure to "snap" (finish completely) your bong load. This includes the smoke in the chamber, and the ash in the bowl. When done correctly, you will hear a "snap" as the last of the ash is sucked from the bowl into the chamber. Usually, this can be accomplished with lungpower alone, but keep a "poker" (any device used to clear a smoking utensil of ash and resin) handy just in case. (See "making a poker")
Exceptions to this rule can be made for deep glass or metal bowls. Bongs of this type may be cornered, as you might with a pipe. However, even in these cases, the last person to get a good hit should snap the bowl. Also, make sure to finish in a timely manner. Some people have the nasty habit of telling long-winded stories when they're holding the bong. What these people don't realize is that others are not interested in their stories, only the bong. So, snap it and pass it.
#something
never hit anyone with your bong, unless you know it can take a blow
ROFLMAO... then taking ANOTHER HIT!
Never throw the bong.
- Grandmas boy
#848 under no circumstances do u not snap/clear it
Fresh water, and either hot or cold..none of this lukewarm shit.
Rule #420: Smoke the bong, get high, and have fun!
What about rice?! Thats supposed to like clean it...Don't know if thats one of those myths or not though. Never tried it.
rule number 49 never UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES sodomize yourself/others with the bong, i dont know if this has been posted already, but if it has it just means its an extra important rule
Rule #50: Don't bogart the bong. Fill once, empty, and pass on you dirty bastard.
Man that is a great movie i was going to say thatQuote:
Originally Posted by cuziwashigh420
rule #51 tobacco use only! :p
Rule# 52
First hit must be enough smoke to make you choke!
I cant fit any ice down my twisty neck :(
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haha man i hope your kidding..that "twist" is an ice catcher...spceficly made so ice gets caught in there and the smoke goes through water then the ice...
#rule 53 the bong MUST be cleared
rule #54: if a person knocks over the bong, they must drink the remaining water in the bong
rule56# never tyr n drink the bong when its creamed
lol ma x gf done his first time she done a bong she went to drink it instead of breath it in lol i suppose i never explained wt 2 do :)
Rule 57: Do not poo in the bong.
Too funny :)Quote:
Originally Posted by lil josh
Don't fart in the Bong, then put a book on top of it, then tell a friend to clear it later and that it is just a stale hit.
erm... did that happen to you or a friend?