Please guys, take my advice...

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Originally Posted by Sinsemilla Jones

Goddamn Geese! Always trying to sell insurance!:mad:

And it's the fucking insurance companies that started testing people for pot!:eek::mad::eek::mad::eek:

Notice how they NEVER test geese for pot!:mad:

See, it always comes back to pot. GT knows what he's doing even when he doesn't.;)

Well, their goose is cooked now.:p

I say we all join Scrooge, and buy the Cratchit's a goose to eat for X-mas dinner.;)

Notice how happy it made Tiny Tim?:)
It's because he was crippled by a fucking goose!!!!:mad:

And while we're at it, if you see someone speeding down the highway with a gecko, run em off the fucking road!
:p

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hahaha that was funny!

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

LOL hahahaha sinse, you rock!

that was hilarious!

hehe ok, notanovice, I know when i've been told :p

Call me a goose and stick a fork in me, coz i'm done :D

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and so was that!
lol

Yes, the way to the Goose-side, I see before me. Hmmm, the path trod upon, nearly you did. Always, the Geese looking to upset the humans, they are - and cunning are their ways.
Lucky, you are, that you saw that your anger was unecessary.
Chill-out, is what do, we must. For the Goose-side, get us, it will, one day, if careful, we are not, wary be, we must.

Yoda was a right old blithering idiot, you know - you have to listen to what he says, then rearrange the words into a proper sentence - like, talk properly Yoda, ffs!

carry on

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Originally Posted by RESiNATE

Chill-out, is what do, we must. For the Goose-side, get us, it will, one day, if careful, we are not, wary be, we must.

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LOL oh man, that was hilarious!!! :D:D

Res, you rock!!

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Originally Posted by Sinsemilla Jones

Goddamn Geese! Always trying to sell insurance!:mad:

And it's the fucking insurance companies that started testing people for pot!:eek::mad::eek::mad::eek:

Notice how they NEVER test geese for pot!:mad:

See, it always comes back to pot. GT knows what he's doing even when he doesn't.;)

Well, their goose is cooked now.:p

I say we all join Scrooge, and buy the Cratchit's a goose to eat for X-mas dinner.;)

Notice how happy it made Tiny Tim?:)
It's because he was crippled by a fucking goose!!!!:mad:

And while we're at it, if you see someone speeding down the highway with a gecko, run em off the fucking road!
:p

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lmfao omg u rock out with ur cack out :D

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Originally Posted by RESiNATE

That brought a lump to my throat, GHoST :(

But luckily, I'm way ahead of you, dude...I have fitted Anti-Goosers' to my kids, phew, close one!
Now, whenever a Goose (god, I hate that word...sends a shudder up my spine) comes to within 2feet of my kids, a flap opens up on their chest, and a great big effigy of Tony Blair pops out of their chests and grins inanely at the goose, and screams "GOOOoooOOOOSEEE!!!....GOOOOooooOOOSe!" -that fucks the bastard things right out of it..HA!

Just because they think that they are better than a Gander, cuh! Where do they get off?
Fricking Gooses

Burn 'em, I say..before it too late!!

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They cannot be stopped. They're everywhere. They DO think they are better than the Gander and therefore, they are the anti-Christ! They look so cute and so closely resemble the affable duck, but deep down, they want to rule the worlds economy, set up sex trades for children and most dastardly, enforce marijuana laws by pecking all stonerz to death, slowly, cruelly and painfully. I, too, shudder at the mere mention of the creature, the infidel, THE ANTI-CHRIST.....Let's Pray!

omg i was attacked by a goose i was trying to feed one that was on her eggs and it just jump up bit my coat and start flapp n its wings all over me dude im lucky i got the sob off im with u 100% i think itis tiem for geese genocide!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: damn just noticed how old this post was

once when i was 7 a goose chased me but i used my brain and turned aroudn and hit him with a rock



long story short, it died

:confused: man i can see we all need a bit of time to grow .some of you waste to much time on the small thing's.. so pick and choose your battle's wisely..........you know you look and if you find intrest we read.no intrest we go on. so if you need to trash some one write the goverment im sure you can find a lot of bitching to do! PS: thk's for your time you now have 3 less minute's in life to do so.....THE KING

leave geese alone

the police are in on it.... did you know they declared goose guns illegal ??? for those who don't know they were BFG's that were mounted on the front of a boat or on a gun stand and had a extremely wide area of shot you can eradicate huge numbers very quickly Evil birds....

LMAO!! Duppyman have you been in the shrooms again? Watch out for the cat, it's in league with the geese! The beanbag chair is an instrument of torture! :eek: lol Duppy, you're cool.

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Originally Posted by wenchy monkey

leave geese alone

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if I see that Cat anywhere near a goose............their DEAD both of them Dead....Bastards, and that Nasty, Nasty bloody black bag

*gasps@duppyman*
Did you.....
*looks around nervously*
did you say.....black bag?

:eek:

OH MY GOD!
DUPPYMAN IS GONNA GET GIT BY A BLACK BAG!!
SHIT! SOMEBODY HELP!!....SOMEBODY...PLEEEEEASE HELP US!
*sobs*
Plee he hease...heeeeelp ussss....

Black bags are evil, too.. Just my opinion

I mean, you know, black bags..cuh!...think they own the place

You see 'em there, rustling in the bin...and when you go to tie the top, they break!
I mean, wtf is that about?
Ya know, a simple little knot in the top, and bam!..they break!
And then they just sit there, with that "Ha, so, whatcha gonna do now", kinda look on their faces, man!
That's just fucked up shit, man!

I reckon that black bags are made out of Goose-fat products :rolleyes:

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I aint scared of no black bag, BUT, a cat in a black bag or worsse, a black cat making the bag APPEAR black, I can't go for that shit. That's pure ass bone sucking Efuckinvil. Now, there is the little matter of the color of the bean-bag. I hate to open the Pandoras' box but that's what I'm here for. I swear to God if thats a black bean bag, or bears any resemblance to a fucking dirty bastard ass runny shit eatin goose or any foul of low - flying nature for that matter, I'm out of this thread and I won't be returning to see further posts. By the way, I need more shrooms!

It is black as black as the the blackest thing,and big, but only when shroomin now dont get scared Blist..this is only a pic...but I would'nt stare at it for too long and just behind IT is the CAT ;)

See how the CAT blends effortlessly into the back-ground of the black bag?
Wooo..scary stuff :eek:

MEOW I LIKE THAT CAT SEND IT TO ME IN THE POST

OMG geese are evil!!!! When I was 10 my das best friend had geese and they used to chace me and peck at me. Birds are my 2nd favorite animal and geese are out of that catagory. I put em under grimlin!!!!

I dont now bout some of you but this post made a great point. :p

"That's it, even a pic is real and, by the way Duppy, now you have misplaced it's soul by taking said pic. I did'nt sign up on this site for anything other than my own voodoo. And now I'm forced to entertain thoughts other than those that so nice and neatly fit into my own perfect little world. I don't blame you though, DMan, I love everyone of you guys and, moreso, the ladies," said Blisterize, shaking nervously as he looked to Res' past posts for more quotes he can rip off...LOFL!!!!!

Goose me

Goose. Its whats for dinner :D