haha this thread makes me laugh stoned, when im not even stoned!
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haha this thread makes me laugh stoned, when im not even stoned!
Hehe... funny you should mention that. I called my realtor yesterday - I've been looking for a new place, and I told him yesterday that I really wanted a place with a "gigantic walk-in closet".Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
My realtor, who's a life-long pothead and a good friend, looked at me with a sly grin and said "uhh huh... got a lot of clothes, do you?".
:D
You might be a grower if...your buying a shopping cart full of oscillating fans in the dead of winter
You might be a grower if...you suddenly run out of dinner with your family, realizing you never reset your timers at home
You might be a grower if...the guys at the local welding shop make fun of you when buying CO2 for your "...uhhhh welding"
You might be a grower if...your sleeping and social schedule revolve around your lighting schedule
You might be a grower if...your electricity bill is more then what you pay for rent
You might be a grower if...you open a closet only to find bud you were drying months ago and forgot about
You might be a grower if...you cant decide whether to spend your last $20 on nutrients or food
and you might be a grower if...you talk about how your babies are mature enough to flower and your not talking about your kids entering puberty
You might be a grower if you get a tan.. indoors.
You might be a grower if your family thinks you have a dead skunk in your room.
You might be a grower if you use candles and a bar-b-q to save on the electric bill.
You might be a grower if every dog in the neiborhood is attracted to your yard.
You might be a grower if you've ever thought about setting up in a bus so you can travel and still harvest.
ypu might be a grower if when u go to grocery store and all u buy is dry ice ,baking soda and viniger
You might be a grower if you have cooltubes on your dining room ceiling lights and are thinking of more ventilation for the fireplace.
hahaha thats me and my friend! i swear! lol we always go to gardenin shops for supplies when were stoned, and we allways mumble real quietly to each other lol, i swear the amount of suspicious looks we get... mwahahahaQuote:
Hehe... I love going to the garden center or Home Depot and seeing if I can tell who's buying supplies to grow weed. The other day I saw two guys who were obviously in college, walking around the garden center mumbling to each other, one was carrying a box of dolemite lime and a bag of organic soil - and the other guy was carrying a bunch of 2 gallon pots and was trying to find a pH meter. Both of them looked high as hell.
[quote=Anathema2121]You might be a grower if you want to slap people every time they refer to good bud as "hydro." :mad:
(or even worse if they think hydro is a strain "i have some hydro seeds"
that is the most ANNOYING thing!
You might be a grower if...you open a closet only to find bud you were drying months ago and forgot about.
just found one the other day(what a lifesaver:D )
you might be a grower if
.............can.com is your homepage
.............if you make other people go to the garden store for you so you won't be seen
.............if everything has been said but you still post because you agree so much:D
you might be a grower if...
...you spend 23.5 hours a day in your house and never get bored.
...your former smoking buddy with his high-paying job and hot wife is jealous of you.
...you mention your "unit" several times a day but you're not referring to your penis. ok maybe i'm stoned on that one
Quote:
Originally Posted by xiansi
Hey, thats my idea, don't try to steal it LoL!!!! I was thinking one of those super nice RVs !!!!!
if you've ever thought about steeling your street light,
if your kids think that god lives in you closet,
if you've ever stared at a plant for over an hour.........
Every single fucking day man....every single day.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Anathema2121
you might be a grower if 90% of the books and mags in your house are on growing/weed/etc.
ive only read about 10 books in my life that wasnt on this subject, i hste reading , but cant stop reading these.
p.s if anybody knows o a book out there not in my stack please let me know i got to have it.
You might be a grower if-
- You are'nt allowed to store any more bugs in the fridge, no matter how beneficial.
- You can tell how many ballasts are running in room blindfolded- by sound.
- You've been woken up in the middle of the night by the sound of something not running.
-You notice where dryer vents are when you drive by.
- You've ever looked at a laundromat longingly...
-You honestly have no idea what the retail on an eighth is these days.
-Your cat runs off with a bud- and you can't be bothered to chase him.
- You've ever de-seeded a bud- and tossed the smoke in the ashtray.
You might be a grower if: You get Christmas Cards from 1000bulbs.com
(or insert hydro store, nursery, etc)
You are on a first name basis with the cashier at the garden center at walmart or lowes.
You get pissed when walmart turns the garden center into christmas central
You know all the prices for ferts and soil in all the local stores by heart
You spend more money on garden material then on food
Your life revolves around a 12/12 then 11/13 then 10/14 then 9/15 schedule
If your closet glows and has a high temp then the rest of your house
You buy distilled water by the case
you look at the cover of high times and laugh because you think the bud is to small
You're the only college age male on the block with a full blown "tomato" garden in your back yard.
You refer to your plants as your daughters and smile when you think about them
You talk to your daughters on a daily basis.
One other thing too
If you check cannabis.com more often the your email
if u have a 1000 w hid as a night light.
Oh man, these are hilarious. Only been growing since November and can identify with a few of them.
You know you're a grower when...
- you wake up 15 mins before your lights come on without an alarm.
- you live in a one bedroom apartment and it takes you 2 mins to answer the door.
- you always just miss phone calls because you have to run to a room with a phone in it.
-canuck :jointsmile:
if...You are freaking the Fuck out; Because, Your AC just went out it's January and it 70+ degrees and Humid + Hortilux...You all know what I mean...hehhehhehheheh, Well...If you are a grower. peace
hadn't contributed in a while.
I was taking the laundry down off the drying rack - which I also used to dry popcorn nugs and minor branches - when I noticed a green something lying on the floor. Bonus!
That'll roll you a nice fattie! Bonus indeed. :jointsmile:
Shaa? Magically Babe-licious!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Volker
You're a grower if... You have Blankets covering your windows.
You're a grower if... Your best friends aren't welcome anymore because you just don't trust "ANYONE"
You're a grower if... People in your city look at you like you're crazy or puzzled when you're looking for and mention Rock Wool.
"Never heard of it" "What kind of rocks do you need?"
You're a grower if you're a stay at home parent and spend your spouses money on all your "baby sitting materials and supplies".
And your a grower if you're partner switches to liquid fabric softner cause her dryer sheets continue to vanish. Yet the grow room smells pleasantly fresh.
Or if you have a bunch of cut gallon containers outside all in a row to catch rain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prunedale
"Yay I got some rain"
-got a few pints stored =D
u mite be a grower if you can tell a female preflower BEFORE any pistils turn up....
u might be a grower if your searching the whole house with an extention cord to find a light thats still on after you just popped a curcuit.
u might be a grower if everytime someone walks into ur house they ask " what kind of air freshner do u use"
u might be a grower if everyone 30 minutes u walk to the closet to " see if they are ok"
u might be a grower if you build up enough rewardpoints at ur local petsmart, that they give you the next aquarium air pump for free
u might be a grower if you freak out everytime someone mentions the word weed outside of ur house.
:stoned:
...you have a large walk in closet, yet your clothes are in closets in rooms on the other side of the house.
Ha ha. That reminds me of when I prepared my closet to grow in... all the clothes in it got dumped into a pile in the corner of my bedroom for a couple months. For some reason I don't look in my closet for clothes, just the dresser drawers.